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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7m
saw someone all excited cause he said something like “i’m gonna end my career w/the e!” and like, you were 100% believing that 5 mins ago that goes down to 75% the moment he speaks. king carny, not an insult at all
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 33m
tapping the sign
Bryan Danielson: I Love To Lie, Cody Rhodes Taught Me How Fun
Lying Is
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
oh this is fantastic, eat shit dan patrick
What makes all of this especially awkward is that the difficulties Texas Republicans face this year have been heightened by Patrick-especially by his push to reillegalize THC products, which has made an ad hoc coalition of Texans from across the political spectrum very angry. But he doesn't seem concerned about the disconnect. At the convention,
while other speakers seemed to understand that their fates hung on younger voters and Latino men, Patrick got up and began his speech by quoting "Ballad of the Alamo, Marty Robbins's song for the John Wayne movie, now 66 years old


full article https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-gop-after-trump/ lmk if you need a gift link, have subscribed for 40 years 🤠
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
me normally: I left Houston a decade ago, I don’t have any input on the home state sorry me when the home state ghouls are even slightly down: I have thirty years of beef with these assholes let me at em
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 1h
This is a very good analysis of the Texas GOP's white supremacist-adjacent future, via @hooks.bsky.social. Read:
texasmonthly.com
Texas Republicans Might Finally Lose. Will They Learn Anything?
This November could be the beginning of the end of Trumpism. The state GOP is adrift.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
just the very knowledge that this motherfucker is not rotting in a jail cell right now is infuriating so i will take even the smallest of wins
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
lmao you love to see it www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-r...
rawstory.com
Ken Paxton 'rescue effort' threatened as latest leak insults Trump: 'Lacks any gratitude'
The Republican effort to rescue Texas Senate nominee Ken Paxton (R-TX) came under new strain as a third leaked recording caught him faulting President Donald Trump's Iran war.Several Republicans invol...
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
evil makes you ugly and also gives you fuckass bangs, apparently
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
tfw the rumors were true. all of them
woman making a face like she sees jesus
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
boy howdy I hate how hard I laughed here
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14h
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 2h
i love that the vast majority of my “killing two birds with one stone” ideas involve charging a very small fee to throw things at jerks
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 2h
burial at arlington (texas) for this dude in that you put him on the 50 yard line at jerryworld and charge a $1 entry fee to throw anything you want at him
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 5h
they’ve tried it with “grandparents’ rights” and been mocked mercilessly by like, everyone so here’s hoping
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 5h
you’re not entitled to anything once you’ve raised your children and they’re adults with their own lives. your work here is done. if you’ve done it well, that article ain’t for you.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 5h
shitty parents are being held accountable for their shitty parenting and they loudly don’t like it. sad!
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 5h
he loves playing old video games regardless of how many times we tell him the graphics/gameplay are not what he’s used to. doesn’t care
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 5h
kid’s on fall break & i took today off so we sat there watching videos while he has breakfast. he’s now interested in “that game you’ve been playing for like 30 years right?” (star wars rebellion) 🫡
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 16h
yeah that’s the dick who reminded us of dick armey lmao and then ah right architect of all that sucks now, cool
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 16h
this man was part of a group of some of the biggest dicks ever. a dick army
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 16h
dick armey came up in conversation today and i’m delighted to remind everyone dick armey is a real person who’s somehow still alive
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 20h
i think the sydney sweeney SPORTS ad is up there but i’m probably in a minority
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21h
This is gonna be incredibly horny and good for her
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 21h
every october there’s a week or so where the drive home from work (too dark on the way in) is filled with the most vibrant red trees i’ve ever seen and it’s just beautiful. and then everything turns gray and disgusting and november
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22h
I try not to pay too much attention to my home state’s politics because woof, but also anyone who came of age in Texas has heard “this year we’re gonna do it!” since forever and I hope it happens in my lifetime
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 23h
boosters paying bama players: “the right guys” NIL: hello HR???
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 23h
“wahhhhh i ran a bulldozer over the ncaa for over a decade and now they’re not doing it the way i want” fuck off
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 23h
brent venables is still employed, cram it old man
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Defector @defector.com · 23h
"I got friends that will hurt her." Court documents describe audio recordings and video footage Tyreek Hill wants kept out of his divorce trial: defector.com/tyreek-hill-...
defector.com
"I Got Friends That Will Hurt Her": Court Documents Describe Audio Recordings And Video Footage Tyreek Hill Wants Kept Out Of His Divorce Trial | Defector
To hear powerhouse sports agent Drew Rosenhaus tell it, his client, the once-electric receiver Tyreek Hill, could sign with a new NFL team at any moment. From a football-only perspective, the agent’s…
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 23h
we are all human beings and should all be treated as such imo, this should not be controversial in any way
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 23h
not believing groups of marginalized folks are of equal standing as folks not in that group should disqualify you from public service
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not sure why but this one just makes me sad because it will receive zero pushback
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s not on any of the news channels lol. won’t even hit a news cycle. blip on the radar
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve seen campaigns ended for shit like “man makes awkward scream” and “may have accepted sexual favors?” and yet this will be gone by sunrise.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I want a country I picked a fight with to bomb a bunch of people who voted for me and also some military bases. oh and also a lot of people from the country I picked a fight with. I’m very smart”
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every day of my life is some very stupid thing from this admin that really feels like it was engineered in a lab to make me wish I had not studied history as in-depth as I have
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“taking out Camp Pendleton is a small price to pay for my ego” - the sitting POTUS lmao
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every siren in central kentucky is going in town what the hell
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think i’m gonna just listen to baseball on the radio from here on out. idk it’s somehow both easier and more fun to yank the volume down sharply than it is to loudly boo the asshole in whatever ad nobody needed to see that’s on
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it sucks, I loved his messaging and his willingness to go talk to folks in EKY but I’ve heard next to nothing this time and the bits I’ve heard have not been good
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
really do not like that the democrat running against andy barf is doing so via sporadic fb posts. have not heard a damn thing and had to google to make sure he was still running. just not ideal, especially considering the “hey where’d the money go last time” aspect
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i personally prefer it when the most powerful people in the world DON’T use slurs but i do understand this is hell. isn’t acceptable there either, i asked
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it is an absolute load of horseshit and a true testament to how bad things are that it’s still on the air. also stop showing it to all of us! we don’t live there!
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
first and foremost, i can’t vote for sherrod brown. i live in kentucky. second, more importantly, the entire ad is bullshit and i’d like to never see it again.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the anti-sherrod brown ad is back and boy is it infuriating on many levels
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
every emotion is conflicting, it’s hard to grieve things/people who were lost because there’s always something new to grieve or be upset about. it does not have to be like this & I assure you I cannot vote any harder
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes I just look around at how fucking stupid things are and wonder why. others I get all mad because I busted my ass to create this life I have and it feels wrong that I’m happy with home life while everything else is burning. I just want better for everyone. this sucks so much
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this combined with the loss of local third spaces is uh, doing a number. genuinely hope you find something to make you happy even temporarily because this sucks!
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i can only sorta speak for italy and their stupid right wingers but it does seem to be metastasizing across europe
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