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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1h
hittin the vape pen so hard you end up lookin like
w being told about 9/11 but edited to be smiling in an extraordinarily funny/exaggerated way
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 21h
meatwad at a jeopardy! podium 
his score is -$6483.67
every category is “do what now?”
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tapping the sign
Bryan Danielson: I Love To Lie, Cody Rhodes Taught Me How Fun
Lying Is
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh this is fantastic, eat shit dan patrick
What makes all of this especially awkward is that the difficulties Texas Republicans face this year have been heightened by Patrick-especially by his push to reillegalize THC products, which has made an ad hoc coalition of Texans from across the political spectrum very angry. But he doesn't seem concerned about the disconnect. At the convention,
while other speakers seemed to understand that their fates hung on younger voters and Latino men, Patrick got up and began his speech by quoting "Ballad of the Alamo, Marty Robbins's song for the John Wayne movie, now 66 years old


full article https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-gop-after-trump/ lmk if you need a gift link, have subscribed for 40 years 🤠
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tfw the rumors were true. all of them
woman making a face like she sees jesus
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
re: texans
joe jack from king of the hill looking miserable
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the anti-sherrod brown ad with the person who is definitely not leaving out a big chunk of their story may be the worst one so far
homer simpson with “me trying to enjoy sports” as a caption

drederick tatum, about to destroy him, with “10 political ads in a row” as a caption
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is so cute and most of the comments are not shitty hell yeah
screenshot from the pokemon go subreddit with the title “random suite guy on map?”

the screenshot is of giovanni, the main Bad Dude, at a pokestop
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every once in a while i have to find the screenshot to make sure i’m not making things up
richard haskins as mr belding in saved by the bell, wearing a cy-fair band letter jacket
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
five, how dare you interrupt my dumb celebrity recipe sub reading
the fifth damn blue alert for an officer down three hours away, covering up part of a bette davis-provided recipe on reddit
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
had a lil visitor when I got home
monarch butterfly chillin on a plant
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
related
paul olliges, a 37-year-old white man with thinning broccoli hair, filming himself in a local grocery freezer aisle

caption: “like there’s no reason that i shouldn’t be like high”

the next slide says something jesusy
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
live look at my hometown foot ball team
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
unfortunately it is also time
simpsons meme

homer in boxing trunks about to fall over with “me, trying to enjoy sports” as a caption. to the right is drederick tatum about to murder that ass with “10 political ads in a row” as a caption
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh hell yeah lfg
extended forecast for the bluegrass region of kentucky with no more disgusting heat for now
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
baby orangutan giving very frazzled, very concerned thumbs up
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me, after putting too much fucking shit on myself
there’s too much fucking shit on me from ITYSL
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
texans football
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
forgot to put the grocery bags back in the car
my gray and white cat laying on top of two trader joe’s reusable bags
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
me making fun of dallas: expected, endearing if annoying, silly houstonian thing that’s not serious me when trump makes fun of dallas:
ann richards about to tell you what the fuck is up, bless your heart
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
like what the fuck? this went from “weird” to “red flag” in seconds
guy famous for “say the line!” things says “i’m going to say whatever i want and you’re going to sit there and take it” after people take offense to him calling hunter biden an evil junkie who should’ve died
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“people want normal”
some chud with rosy cheeks, whybrows, and a scraggly salt and pepper beard. uneven mustache. hairline seceding from the union. whining on fox news about “people want normal” in defense of noted abnormal creature ken paxton, long overdue for a swift kick to the jewels.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
never forget
beyoncé holding a new york post w/a pic of her on the left and THE 9/11 TAPES on the right
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
adding it to the “saw god from the sideline” collection
matt schaub sees god brian kelly’s dumb ass sees godnick saban sees god
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m crying, it’s like Christmas down here
big dipshit matt bevin’s mugshot
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we are so fucking back
first post: a picture of greg schiano posted by sickoscommittee

second post: stimpy posting “greg schiano looking like will ferrell doing george w bush”
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i had the popple the gal is holding in this picture and when i outgrew it, it became my dog’s favorite toy. i have no idea what happened after she passed in 2004 but i think she loved it more than i did
1986 christmas ad with a bunch of different colored popples and puffalumps (stuffed animals)
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
was looking for another screenshot and found this gem, which has had me laughing for like a week straight

4-way match: Geoff Hardee vs Jeff "Hard" E vs Jeffe Hardeigh vs Jeph Hardey from the latest Mystery Wrestling - In Your Yard
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
baby orangutan giving thumbs up, unsure of what to do with presented information
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
like a few weeks ago when that awful situation in Ohio happened these folks are where my mind went. habitually relocating to avoid CPS etc. someone made this meme but it left off where she took smiling family photos at an unrelated child’s funeral. with the parents, who were not smiling
maybe 1/3 of wild shit jill rodrigues has done: 

OKAY SO SHE HAS THIRTEEN KIDS AND SHE LIVES IN OHIO
BECAUSE SHE IS OBSESSED WITH THE AMISH BUT THEY USED TO LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA BUT CPS WAS CALLED A FEW TIMES AND THEN BEFORE THAT THEY ALL LIVED IN A SMALL RV AND TOURED CHURCHES AS A SINGING MINISTRY GRIFT AND ALSO SHE HAS A SISTER THAT SHE REFERS TO AS A CR**PLE BECAUSE SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT AND SHE HAD A BABY SHOWER FOR HERSELF IN THE HOSPITAL CAFETERIA WHEN HER SISTER WAS IN THE ICU AND SHE POSTS SELF-RIGHTEOUS SCREEDS ON FACEBOOK WHERE SHE ALSO TRIES TO SELL PLEXUS
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ah
my post on top of a post with the repulsive son-in-law’s face on my timeline
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
east of us but goddamn

Severe Thunderstorm Warning
Kentucky
Bath, Elliott, Estill, Fleming, Johnson, Magoffin, Menifee, Montgomery, Morgan, Powell, Rowan &
Wolfe
17m

This is an EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION with tornado like wind speeds expected. Mobile homes and high profile vehicles are especially susceptible to winds of this magnitude and may be overturned. For your protection move to an interior room on the lowest floor of a building. These storms have the potential to cause serious injury and significant property damage.

Torrential rainfall is occurring with these storms, and may lead to flash flooding. Do not drive your vehicle through flooded roadways.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
please cease and desist until at least 7pm eastern, thank you
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
mfw the tornado warnings come through but thankfully a county northeast for now
matt schaub seeing jesus
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
sometimes you see stuff that makes you say “ope” without even knowing and well
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
logging on
seven of nine horrified at whatever someone’s showing her on a phone
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i have been to a lot of shows in my life and have loved most of them for various reasons but i went to the dynamite in lex right after jay briscoe died and the emotion in that ring was just goddamn. i will never forget any of it
mark briscoe holding up tag belts at aew dynamite in january 2023, shortly after jay passed away
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
simpsons screenshot of man with cigarette in his mouth, holding up a krusty the klown doll backwards. there’s a switch turned to “evil” instead of “good”
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
love this place
top post is spencer hall reposting assbutt’s post of “logging on” with a video of a man on the tv show cops screaming

bottom post is @kschwenky saying “i might need to log off” completely unrelated
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
sad england supporter
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
boy am i tired of this nonsense
bluesky repost of dumbass:

The next D administration absolutely needs to replicate this with the red states
In a Repeated Prisoner's Dilemma, "tit for tat" is the only response that restores long-run cooperative equilibrium

original post:
Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsk... • 9h
* U.S. HHS SECRETARY SAYS CMS IS PAUSING MEDICAID PAYMENTS TO CALIFORNIA AND MINNESOTA
@reuters.com
11:58 AM • Jul 21, 2026
• Everybody can reply
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
adventures in Glad I’m Not In Rush Hour Traffic
Severe Thunderstorm Warning
Kentucky
Anderson, Clark, Fayette, Garrard, Jessamine, Madison, Mercer, Washington & Woodford
19m
* At 451 PM EDT, severe thunderstorms were located along a line extending from near Dunbar High School to 7 miles north of Harrodsburg to 9 miles north of Springfield, moving east at 50 mph.
HAZARD...60 mph wind gusts.
SOURCE...Radar indicated.
IMPACT...Expect damage to roofs, siding, and trees.
* Locations impacted include... Lexington, Nicholasville, Winchester, Versailles, Harrodsburg, Dunbar High School, Cadentown, Fayette Mall, Veterans Park, and U K Arboretum.
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“why are they sending us home early? oh”
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
did a search for galveston shit again because i’m trying to rebuild a long lost collection. i don’t know what i was expecting
novelty coffee mug shaped like i think a nude woman’s breasts with a tan line. nipples are visible but it also may be a white bikini top. it is very weird
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
logging on
distraught england football fan who looks like jeff garlin
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
idea for smoltz
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oh here’s the stuff
screenshot of lexington subreddit crossposted from conspiracy subreddit, post asks if this is mitch’s corpse landing at bluegrass airport
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