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Jeff Morris (NotGeorgeLucas)

@notgeorgelucas.bsky.social
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retired programmer, husband, father, fanfic writer, baker, quilter and general smartass. Mostly harmless. Honest. He/him. Oh, and needless to say: Not George Lucas.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A comic of three colourful foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one is little blue, big blue's little brother. In this one, the shading is slightly sharper and brighter than in normal reality, as Blue, Green, and Blue's brother are playing a videogame.
Green: Just to warn you too, I have never played a videogame in my life.
Baby Blue: Yeah, I know.

Both Blue and his brother freeze in horror as Green turns around to look at a cute little purple potato on the ground. The potato has eyes, and is looking right back at Green. A health bar has appeared above Green, and another one beneath the little potato. The potato's health bar is significantly larger than Green's.
Green: A "healthbar" means it's aggressive, right?

Blue and his brother watch in horror as Green runs off.
Blue: Stop running into more of them!
Green: I'm trying to run away!

Blue and his brother watch in mild disappointment as something unseen but clearly unsavoury happens to Green outside of the panel's view. A text appears above them, saying "<Green_Fox has died of making bad choices>"
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⚔️🐾🤍..
A little black cat with large, round eyes wears silver armour and holds a shield and a raised sword. It sits on green grass beneath a softly blended pink, purple and blue sky. White handwritten text above reads: “I will fall, but I will get up. I will fail, but I will try again. I might be scared sometimes, but there’s a brave little heart in me.”
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Jeff Morris (NotGeorgeLucas) @notgeorgelucas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tales From The Keane Compound #717
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keane Compound Halloween Classic
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keane Compound Halloween Classic
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐾🐾🤍
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#vintagead
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My friend @cpi.pinball.horse has a wonderful hobby of researching and restoring old pinball and arcade machines, some of which are 100 years old and move completely mechanically. It was honestly an incredible collection to behold.
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🐾🤍..
A black cat with enormous round eyes holds out a small red heart towards the viewer. Text reads: “A big thank you to everyone who is still putting good things into the world when the world gives us so many reasons not to.” Beside the cat, an arrow points to the heart with the words “For you.”
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Windy101 @windy101.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐾🐾🐾🤍..
A cosy illustration of a fluffy black cat stretched out asleep on a wooden wall shelf, beside three books and a trailing potted plant. The background is a softly textured blend of muted green and warm golden tones. White handwritten text above reads: “It’s nice to leave a little room in the day for nothing in particular.”
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm watching Buckaroo Bonzai for the first time since I saw it in the theater when it came out (!!) and am now convinced the reason they never made a sequel is because they ran out of money for drugs.
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the plus side, if he actually dies on camera these sociopaths will just keep grinning and babbling through it
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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Jeff Morris (NotGeorgeLucas) @notgeorgelucas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just spent five minutes agonizing over whether the center square of this nine-patch should feature Eeyore or Pooh. Sigh. #quiltsky
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tales From The Keane Compound #977
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tales From The Keane Compound #328
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#mikeholmes #afterlarson
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks at Blue as Blue is dramatically laying down on the floor.
Blue: You can go ahead and go to that party. I'll just be here by my self, alone.

Green looks at Blue with a frustrated frown, as Blue sticks his tongue out while making a disgusted face.
Green: You could also come with me.
Blue: I don't like people.

Green raises an eyebrow.
Green: Don't I count as "people?"
Blue: Of course not. You're the love of my life.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FFS, just go ahead and ban ALL the best people, why don't you.
"Great Western Railway NOTICE. It is forbidden for vagrants, beggars, itinerant musicians and females of doubtful reputation to enter these premises."
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IKEA is releasing a Pallas Cat plush, and they have nailed the expression…
Soft toy cat
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 22/09/2026
You mess with this little bastard, you mess with ALL us little bastards
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😽😽😽..
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 19/09/2026
Make good choices this weekend! ❤️🦇
Uh oh! Kara's in the Batcave! I'm sure this will all work out just fine. Nothing at all being foreshadowed in this Batgirl Supergirl fanart where Babs is telling here hyperactive super friend, "Don't. Touch. ANYTHING."
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is nestled comfortably within a large purple bean bag chair.
Green: How's the bean bag chair?
Blue: Comfy.

Blue watches in silent horror as Green jumps into the air, about to dive into the chair as well.
Green: Make way!

As Green dives in, Blue is launched into the air by the force of Green's landing.

Now cozied up in the bean bag chair, Green watches as Blue flies off in the distance, barely visible as a shred of colour on the sky.
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"We all float down here, Arch..."
Cover to LITTLE ARCHIE 128. Little Jughead has disappeared, and it has something to do with a laughing clown...
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tim Curry behind the scenes of Legend (1985), hanging out with Grace Jones, who was filming A View to a Kill on a nearby soundstage at Pinewood Studios. #timcurry #gracejones
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Jeff Morris (NotGeorgeLucas) @notgeorgelucas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Verosika Mayday will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Helluva Boss: Verosika Says 'I'm Back Besties!'
Alt: Helluva Boss: Verosika Says 'I'm Back Besties!'
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Neon Steamroller 🏳️‍⚧️ @neonsteamroller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Franchouchou will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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zombie land saga holding flag group shot franchouchou
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just know Bob is designing rhinestone outfits for Dolly in heaven. Rest in peace king. One of one. www.out.com/bob-mackie-d...
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Bob Mackie, famous gay fashion and costume designer, dies at 87
Legendary designer Bob Mackie, who dressed everyone from Cher to Elton John, has died.
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Roger Langridge @hotelfred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I might be the only person professionally connected to both of these properties.
A drawing of Popeye punching a Dalek, saying, "I ain't gon'er be exterminapated!"
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Malcolm D. @mdpb53.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk.
Blue: Looks like it's been raining pretty hard.
Green: Yep.

Blue looks down as they approach a puddle.
Blue: Be careful, it's hard to tell a puddle from a pothole.

Blue watches silently as Green calmly and confidently continues to walk towards the puddle.
Green: Don't worry, I know how to watch whe-

Blue says nothing as Green instantly sinks ears deep into the water. The puddle was a pothole after all.
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Los Angeles, 1961 #maxscheler #vintagephoto
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, both of which are blue. In this one, Blue is driving, with his little brother in the passenger seat.
Baby Blue: Thanks for taking me to play airsoft with you.
Big Blue: It's nothing.

Blue continues to drive as his little brother raises an eyebrow at him in confusion.
Big Blue: Motly I'm surprised you didn't lose my song roulette even once.
Baby Blue: Your what?

Blue's little brother glances at the passenger side door in alarm as Blue locks the car doors while driving.
Big Blue: My playlist is on shuffle with one horrible song in there. This one.

Blue continues to drive, taking delight in the way his little brother begins bouncing around the car while screaming as The Horrible Song plays.
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Jeff Morris (NotGeorgeLucas) @notgeorgelucas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fanfiction: "Friendship is F*ckin' Magic" is up--Blitzø finds himself in Equestria as a pony and things sure do happen! Includes the tragic tale of Fizzaponi, who got laminitis from eating too much cotton candy! #HelluvaBoss
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Friendship is Fuckin' Magic! - notgeorgelucas - Helluva Boss (Web Series), My Little Pony [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green have just come home. Green is shaking water off his umbrella, while Blueis oblivious to the butterfly sitting on his hat.
Green: Phew! We made it.
Blue: Of course it stops raining as soon as we get home.

Noticing the butterfly, both foxes look at it in surprise.
Green: What's that on your hat?
Blue: A stowaway!

The foxes watch as the butterfly takes flight, fluttering off.
Green: It's getting into the hallway!
Blue: Grab a jar!

With looks of determination on their faces, Blue and Green chase after the butterfly, with Green carrying an empty glass jar on his head, and Blue carrying a piece of paper in his teeth.
Blue: Get back here and get rescued!
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Tales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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