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hi im maia a.k.a. bones welcome to my zone i am over 30 and very tired she/her

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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 11h
screenshot of a draft blueskeet from me that says "thats bones. and the lettering is something called "fontstuck extended"" and you can see the typeface im using is the anti-aliased courier new bold 14px that hussie used im homestuck and was turned into a font called fontstuck which preserves the style at different sizes and was then extended to be compatible with more glyphs, being released as "fontstuck extended" which i downloaded to my phone and installed as the system font
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14h
spoken echoes linger here. words of queen marika who vanished long ago
queen marika elden ring with a speech bubble pointing from the quoted blueskeet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
maybe one year i will go normal again for halloween. wouldnt /that/ be spooky
my original pfp where i have flesh & eyes
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
my feed basically just looks like this to me, where my brain only recognises faces/symbols & discards anything else. i put it down to unmedicated adhd. i strongly remember faces & symbols but all i remember about text is the shape it was on the screen. my brain just filtered out the lamp stuff lmao
my feed, the content doesnt matter, but ive blurred all the usernames and profile pictures of every poster but left the faces and flags/emojis/symbols in their names clear because they trigger my visual response.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
finally got one in the wild. thank u @xan.lol
notification saying "six seven" from witchsky crom getting the 67th like on the following blueskeet by @kiefonilsson.com:
"He looks like shit" is a decent bluesky search if you want to occassionally check in on how mr. big boy is doing without it being a whole thing
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 01/10/2026
going to the doctors is a scam made up by big waiting room to sell more waiting rooms. "here, come into this big room full of people who might get you sick so a cop in a white coat can tell you to do nothing about that lump because its probably just hormones or something" cool system i love the nhs
doctor handing a woman the "fell for it again" award
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 30/09/2026
if nobody else got me i know jess got me
jess liking the above blueskeet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
this one
the scene where homer tries to show lisa she wont be a failure but it initially backfires until the female simpsons tell her the simpson gene is only present on the y chromosome. one of the off-brand homers is circled
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
uk emergency alert system message that just says "severe alert ⚠️ u up"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 29/09/2026
bro just pour it in the ground like our forefathers
diagram from popular science january 1963 of someone pouring used engine oil into a hole in the ground filled with gravel. the description reads: disposing of used engine oil can be a problem. solution: dig a hole with a posthole digger and fill it with fine gravel. then pour in the oil. it will be absorbed into the ground before your next change. cover the spot with soil.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
getting the sluggo tramp stamp
close up of a sluggo-like tattoo on the flash sheet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 28/09/2026
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
bonus bonus info
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
bonus info
very bad photo through the glass of my french doorscircled area that is the hedgehogzooemd out shot from outside the slightly opened door. tiny eyes punctuate the darknessloser up. the hedgehog w/ eyes are clearly visible next to a potted plant
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 26/09/2026
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
my white whale
inventory screen from sims bustin out on the gba. the selected inventory item is the veloci-rooster, a huge violent cockerel that will chase you down and maul you until you wake up in hospital if encountered anywhere in the overworld and you dont yet bave the ability to capture it.

its description reads:
the legendary veloci-rooster. created in a virtuchem lab accident twenty-three years ago, the veloci-rooster has genius-level intelligence, a large ego, and a nasty temper.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
"but it smells" yeah so? 🤷‍♀️
lit incense burner (currently selected: patchouli)
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
i love this sassy lil man
photo of my fireplace where ive got a elden ring jar guy with his arms crossed and one of his feet looks a bit sassycloser shot of the jar guy so u can see the details more. he has the tree shield symbol on the lid (which comes off) and some swirls and a band featuring what look like infinity symbols around it. he really does look either sassy or a bit shy. maybe both
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 24/09/2026
massive attack mezzanine
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 24/09/2026
just relocated the worlds smallest frog bc the lawn was being mowed. i never recommend picking up frogs bc if theres anything on your hands it can harm them through their skin, but i had actually just washed them after doing something else outside & it was hopping through the area about to be cut 😬
tiny frog in my handscloseup of the frogus
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 23/09/2026
the man is a basic dark souls 1 hollow at this point
In her post, Townsend wrote that McConnell “appeared somewhat confused by the rain and showed a delayed response, but still gave no verbal acknowledgment.”

This isn’t the only alarming development in McConnell’s ongoing health saga. This past weekend, his wife, Elaine Chao, stood in for McConnell at an event at the University of Louisiana’s McConnell Center.

In June, McConnell was found unconscious in his Washington, D.C., home and rushed to the hospital. His office spent weeks refusing to explain his extended hospitalization or elaborate on his eventual return to Capitol Hill. Since returning, McConnell has not appeared lucid or aware, and has remained eerily silent to the public. When the Republican finally did break his silence, he voted incorrectly on a Senate bill and had to be instructed on how to vote.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 23/09/2026
this reminded me to check if atomic shrimp replied to my suggestion about wholemeal tiger bread. turns out he did!
youtube comments:

@maiabones
2 weeks ago
Apropos of nothing (I was just doing the shopping and thought the idea might appeal to you): I wonder why they dont make wholemeal tiger bread? Ive always wanted a healthier bread with the nice tiger bread crusts because I prefer wholemeal but do love tiger bread and it occurs to me that this could also be a shrimp cooking video idea

@AtomicShrimp
2 weeks ago
I think there used to be more wholemeal variants of different things in regular supermarkets - bloomers, baguettes, crumpets etc were all available in white or wholemeal. There are still a lot of nice wholemeal loaves available, but not the choice there used to be.
I might try making a tiger wholemeal loaf - thanks!
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 23/09/2026
grok logo above a speech bubble pointing from the quoted post so it looks like grok is saying it
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 22/09/2026
my new @tmbg.bsky.social socks arrove today:)
my cosy new socks! i am wearing them by the electric fire (which is set to light only). the socks are are white with purple toes and heels and they have acorn patterns on them. the text says "they might be giants the world is to dig"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 22/09/2026
me when im going seven hundred & upward
opening a can of 7up zero
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 22/09/2026
thats going in the drafts
my recent drafts including "theyre stealing my ideas tomorrow", "what if instead of cumbing we callt it going wacky" and cut off at the bottom it says "quirkCHUNGUS as usual i see"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
theres painting afoot in this chilis tonight
an unpainted tyranid on a painting mat with painting supplies around it
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
oh shit i remember that cat and dog. this was my guy tho:
microsoft office assistant picker where the robot is selected. his name is f1 and it says f1 is the first or the 200/m series, built to serve. this robot is fully optimised for office use. he is saying "status= very_helpful user_command= ?"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
magpy
magpie eatin mealwoims from my boid feedahmagpie eatin mealwoims from my boid feedah
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
somebody holding a neti pot
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 21/09/2026
captcha comic

panel 1: a guy cowering in a room holding some kimd of makeshift weapon. the caption says "this zombie apocalypse has taken everyone i love"

panel 2: a zombie woman missing an arm. the caption says "my wife..."

panel 3: a zombie boy with no arms and a little baseball cap. the caption says "my only child..."

panel 4: a posh zombie in a top hat and monocle. the caption, made of an old style captcha, says "even ansberry."
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 20/09/2026
setting up my printer and sending it this as a test page
the dud from the simpsons in ascii
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 19/09/2026
mfw my son gets the dud
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 18/09/2026
that moment when your head of "trust & safety" has never heard of stochastic terrorism
head of trust & safety aaron rodericks saying
"are they threatening trans users directly? no. trans folks in the us have been targeted repeatedly. thats awful and you have my sympathy. within the context of a single poat we wouldnt consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. ie send trans folks to concentration camps."
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 18/09/2026
9 to start, 100 to finish after disassembling everything. 109 paperclips made manually out of this insane number. i dont think it can be done in fewer
completed universal paperclips screen. the number of paperclips, made out of the entire universe, is 3 followed by 55 zeroes.
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 17/09/2026
been trying to get the magpice comfy
magpie visiting the bird feederits checkin out the seeds on the floorit turns around and is about to leave
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 17/09/2026
subway meme but it says:
dudes be like [skips blueskeet saying "i want to make 100 million good posts by the time i die"]

and the bottom text says:
@badposter.lol you made the username
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 17/09/2026
nedroid drawing where a guy says "i made this" and hands a object a other guy and the other guy pauses a sec and says "i made this"
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 15/09/2026
👀
screenshot from universal paperclips saying "welcome to universal paperclips".

the "business" heading is also visible but isnt relevant
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 15/09/2026
me reading this blueskeet
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 15/09/2026
universal paperclips "fewest manually made paperclips" run: go
screenshot from universal paperclips. i have made 1 paperclip which i am selling for 5 bucks because that is what the autoclipper costs. at this price point, public demand is at 2%, so it will take a while to sell this paperclip. it is a very silly way to begin
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 15/09/2026
theyre putting him in the darth vader pod
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 14/09/2026
whiscash is my favourite!!! i have a lil plush
whiscash plush sat ob my nvidia shield next to a hanafuda deck
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 12/09/2026
interesting little book nook at spoons
a nook in the wall at our table in wetherspoons that has a selection of ancient looking tomes. we removed one of the thicker ones and replaced it with a batman dvd box set and a copy of welcome to dorley hall
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 12/09/2026
thats weird i just put on the next episode up on my current simpsons watchthrough and that poster is in the background of this scene
photo of my tv with simpin playing on it. the space mutants 5 poster behind comic book guy in the gif im replying to can be seen on the wall of homers university dorm room
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 11/09/2026
in my experience americans have a thing where they cannot comprehend that words like "hot" and "body" sound to a uk person like they are saying "hahh-t" and "bahh-dy". in the uk the "o" sound does not have an ahh in it. and "wader" just reads like "way-der" to me like them boots that you wear
wader overalls
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 10/09/2026
havalina :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPK4...
two adult javalinas and two baby javalinasa adult and an baby javalinababy javalinaadult javalina bounding across the grass
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 10/09/2026
theyre just like them bionicles i had as a child
bohrok bionicle. it is like a bird creature made of lego bionicle parts and can extend its neck out like a bird pecking at seed or foes (in the case of the bohrok it is the latter, you would peck your opponents bionicle until the mask inside the head popped out which is what kills the bionicle or something)

i had the full original set of these as a child and i liked bohrok nuvok the best (hes the black & transparent green one) and so as an adult i built my first modded gba with those colours because i am a huge dork and wanted it to match my pokemon emerald cartridge (and ez-flash cart which i put in a translucent green shell) with the translucent green colours from the bionicle. sadly i could not find an image of bohrok nuhvok with the head extended like the one pictured here
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 10/09/2026
BREAKING !! BRO HAS DISCOVERED THE SECRET SAUCE !!!
pigeon finally eating from the tray
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