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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 6h
stop wishing society looked like the cartoon you enjoyed when you were eight years old and take stock of what actually fucking exists and what you can reasonably do with it
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 6h
this is easy: flying cars have never been cool and a fixation on them is an indication of being a mark akin to a Disney Adult but for science fiction horseshit
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katie dey @katiedey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
new album "universal will" out nov 6th single "for you" video out now pre order exclusive on bandcamp its all for you !
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dude we need to get rid of religion in this country i'm so fucking serious
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 08/09/2026
one last zelda thing: every map looks like the same layout so there’s literally nothing gained by adding a jump button bc the game isn’t designed for it. thoughtless nonsense.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
THEY HIRED THE MAN
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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🧚ANGELINE ERA!!👼🏼 Now Out! @angelineera.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!! We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!! Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!! (store links/more info below)
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/08/2026
How do so many people on discord get the Mr beast virus
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 07/08/2026
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notanimal @notanimal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The wild thing is that these reviewers are almost always not young people! It’s a dude who remembers when Super Mario Bros came out saying Ocarina of Time “hasn’t aged well”
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pov: talking to your terminally ill uncle who has grown eccentric since the diagnosis, increasingly obsessed with the secrets of life after death
Old man on laptop: yeah just a second
Old man looks at viewer: I'm finalizing something with my estate lawyer
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
it's important to remember "the left" is an ideal you commit to and not a politics you have to enact by specific means so you should basically assume any time someone refers to "the left" and it having a problem they are personally attacking you and your beautiful soul. the only good faith is yours!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/07/2026
they made a minions movie about golden age hollywood and everyone on letterboxd thinks its an auteurist masterpiece now is something i would make up to be mean i love that it happened in life
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 28/06/2026
my favorite flavor of american political posting on here is "Admiral Childkiller [seen here in the command center ordering a helicopter gunner to open fire on a pod of endangered river dolphins] is an honorable man sir, secretary hegseth's dismissal must be reverted IMMEDIATELY"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/06/2026
liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 18/06/2026
She WARNED y'all
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
they call it Marathon because *closes eyes and does not move for five minutes before opening them again* you need a good pair of shoes to play it
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Writing on Games @writingongames.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
can't believe the CEO is doing this. they said they were a gamer. i trusted them. i'm so upset i almost lapsed on my all-paint diet
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 10/06/2026
I almost don't blame Capcom for nerfing Dragonblight into total irrelevance, I remember what a bunch of fucking whiny bitches the Internet turned into over it. But it still sucks we can't have nice things because of gamers are petulant toddlers who should be shot into space.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 06/06/2026
Generally I think you need to free yourself from believing in the concept of "intelligence" as a general thing, some single term in an equation that explains a lot of things. It's at best a phenomenological mirage and at worst just ideological backing for eugenics.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 19/05/2026
it’s a minor infraction in the big scheme of things but i do think people using retroachievements should never see the light of heaven
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notanimal @notanimal.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“People who don’t share my choice in hobby don’t have access to the totality of human experience”
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notanimal @notanimal.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
An interesting chicken and egg situation! Is Gen X like this because their parents neglected them, or did their parents neglect them because they’re like this?
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autumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 10/05/2026
is there an epidemic of audiences disingenuously hating on new releases and people who like them, going-too-far against decades of poptimism in games, or do you need to log out of twitter
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/05/2026
this year's dragon quest anniversary stream can't beat the one five years ago where they were like international viewers PLEASE watch then proceeded to announce how much they were not localising DQX fuck you
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 08/05/2026
i try not to post too many hater posts but everything i’ve seen about mixtape is low key repellant and it’s glowing praise is high key repellant
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the word "aura" is derived from "auron", a character from popular playstation two game "final fantasy x", and means "embodying a state where you are cool like auron"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/05/2026
always remember that sephiroth and chadley are brothers. its the key to everything
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Immersive sim irl
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It took me a month but I finally finished another one of those Marathon videos. Last time: desperate communication with a stranger. This time: a twenty minute long vortex of violence. As someone in the comments says: "This too is Marathon." youtu.be/UuWXS4c6IR8
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The Bastards of Maintenance
YouTube video by Austin Walker
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 28/04/2026
90% of self-described liberals on this website think that your place of birth should be determinant on what you're allowed to do with your life
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
art in the era of content is just fully: "here's some content to assuage your anxiety. it's exactly what is expressed on the tin, no more or less. it represents a lifestyle idea that's either to your liking or not." no idea that a piece of art could exist to represent any sort of larger commentary
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/04/2026
hearing that the animal farm movie is an unwatchable disaster, which of course still makes it several rungs better than the book, one of the canonical Evil Texts of the 20th Century
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 19/04/2026
What religion do you think you’re in?
The Salt Lake Tribune
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Some LDS have 'pope envy,' wonder why their leaders aren't speaking out against these wars
Latter-day Saint leaders certainly have urged peacemaking, but the sometimes frank directness and blunt rhetoric of the past have softened.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/04/2026
3:30am. watching a video about glup shittos. a debate rises. is ben quadrinaros more of a glup shitto than zeb. i say out loud to no one. who the fuck is zeb
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 06/04/2026
It's Beast Week
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
if you're in the videogames sphere and you encounter the classic "videogames are ACTUALLY a form of (animation, theater, toy, sport) etc" observation, i invite you to ask the person: why are you so uncomfortable with videogames being a bunch of different things at once?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/04/2026
bluesky is leftist? news to me
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 31/03/2026
its crazy that theres still no skyrim 2. gta v is gonna get a sequel before skyrim. thats wild
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
all at once the picnic goes silent. someone has asked the dreaded question, "what's ideology?" did a shadow pass before the sun? in the distance, breaking an unearthly quiet: the rising waspish drone of my approach via four-wheeler
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/03/2026
SILENT HILL 2 MAJOR SPOILERS dude no way lmao??????
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 23/03/2026
What this type of disclaimer is saying is "I want to make a bad version of a game I can't afford to make rather than a good version of a game I can afford to make", which basically amounts to "ignore my game I'm not good at making them"
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 18/03/2026
There's a deliberate push to make this seem like it's about taste or aesthetics or popular opinion, when it's not at all. It's about technical judgement. It's about either not being able to critically evaluate what you're seeing, or choosing not to for the sake of access journalism.
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