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Judy

@notakite.bsky.social
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possibly a kite (do I need a real bio? Library paraprofessional, Doctor Who aficionado, connoisseur of labyrinths, yes I want to see pictures of your cats) probably not a werewolf, but I would say that, wouldn't I?

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You deserve a postcard.
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another fine morning walking my definitely alive cat
Large fluffy asshole cat, having eaten his fill of Driveway Grass, does his finest impression of fresh roadkill
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 29/09/2026
No cat so happy as the cat who has spurned all his cat beds - the comfy ones, the cute ones, the heated ones, the expensive ones, the high-up ones, the tucked-away ones - in favor of curling up in a literal box of trash.
A grey cat is curled in a cardboard box on top of a bed of packing paper.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strangely relieved to see the moon after being clouded out of last night's moonrise. I'm sure that's normal
View from a bedroom, bright moonlight spilling over light blue sheets through a large window.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Awooooooooo
Almost-full moon shining brightly over a boxy beige set of townhouses, with a tall pine tree to one side.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IKEA is releasing a Pallas Cat plush, and they have nailed the expression…
Soft toy cat
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
every single white dot on his face is evidence of stolen cheese.
kitty who has been submerging his face in five cheeses
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly, reasonably impressed. I have a spouse and a library career and some good cats.
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 17/09/2026
I would just have to show her an e-reader and she would not care about a single other thing in my life for good or bad. My possession of a MAGIC BOOK MACHINE THAT FITS ALL THE BOOKS IN THE WORLD IN YOUR POCKET would tip the scales over literally anything else.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Dave Krantz @weskrantz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve found a giant snail
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I gave up on photographing the moon through the dirty windshield after one attempt, but it came out cooler than I realized
Photo of the post-sunset sky taken through the windshield of a car on a freeway. A small crescent moon is visible through dark wispy clouds in the peach-blue sky, Venus a bit lower. The road ahead is dark, but reflective paint outlines the edges and a road sign indicates a merge ahead.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think these adjectives are over-egging it a bit
A display of little carpet swatches at Home Depot, with the various samples labeled Luxe, Royal, Regal, Opulent, Chic,Exquisite, Vibrant, Electric, Polished, Unique, Sophisticated, Striking, Glamorous, Ornate, Gilded, Dapper, Dazzling, Elegant, Classical, and Lavish.

They are all middling shades of blue/gray/tan.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh oh oh are we doing “my cats on the day they came home” I got this Rory on the day he came home
The tiniest kitten loaf, white with beige patches on his back and silly black spots on his face and ears. He is SO TINY. Small kitten reaching over the pajama-clad leg of the photographer, about to climb in their lap for the VERY FIRST TIME

He has a tiny face with silly spots and big earsSame kitten lying asleep on his back in the photographer’s lap

I cannot emphasize this enough: HIS SILLY FACE
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is SO GOOD Get it
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lunar eclipse right now! Werewolves everywhere are confused!
Partially eclipsed moon (top quarter or so still bright) between two palm trees. Blurry due to phone and high cloud.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Packing 😬 Movers tomorrow!
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I knew it would turn up! I pulled a piece of tissue paper out of this box and SURPRISE
A hand holding a small black rubber duck that says CUNT in white marker across the front
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh no he's deployed THE FOOT I am dead of cute, he wins
Smallish mostly white cat curled up in the top of a carpeted cat tree. He's got silly black spots on his face, and now he's lifted a hind foot onto the edge of the cat tree. The foot is white, but the sole is black and all the toe beans are black. You have expired of cuteness.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pardon me, but: the little spatter of dots on his arm (Also his faaaace, but six years have almost made me strong enough to look upon him. Almost.)
A smallish cat curled in the top of a carpeted cat tree. He's mostly white, but have very silly black spots on his face. One front leg has a light smattering of freckle-like black spots.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We’ve had that Rowenta for ages, always surprised when we turn on our inferior Honeywell fan and it sounds like a jet engine
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
…speaking of carabid excellence, would you take a look at this Notiophilus? How cupreous, how aenescent!
A hip rose-gold Notiophilus sylvaticolus, with the huge eyes and prominent forehead wrinkles characteristic of its genus
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The wizard tries to engage the little cat in a conversation about reagents. The little cat leaves the room.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not knowing which it will be is, I suppose, part of the fun
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Y'all my Effin' Birds rubber duckie, emblazoned with a rude word, is missing It was *right there* and now it is... not right there? How? It would be amusing for it to turn up at random in our new house However there are also less opportune circumstances in which it could turn up unexpectedly
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He's not my type but ngl that statue looks sexier than strictly necessary
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Breaking: Katie has TWO lemons
Flame point cat loafing smugly with not one but TWO Yeowww brand catnip lemons. Living the dream.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
No Perseids for me -- marine layer rolled in at sunset. I got a few glimpses of the Summer Triangle and that was it. We have a nice view of a little patch of sky at the new place, though. I'm hopeful there will eventually be stars in it,
View of murky dark sky with wispy clouds lit by city lights. There is one (1) star visible, Altair.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Damn, Inspirational Skeletor is kinda good
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes I wish I was impressed by money, but sadly, like satan, l'm only interested in souls. Says Skeletor always trying to see deeper than the surface, yet often being disappointed.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You can't rewrite the past, but you can stop rereading it. Says Skeletor who too often pulls out the old volumes, mainly just for the pictures.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
😬 I did get cellulitis during a particularly bad ear infection. Nasty things, ear infections, and you really don't want infection spreading in your head!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"doesn't understand the appeal of patina" feels like neat summation of American aesthetics
A BBC story headline reads: "Worth $5M? Visitors react to renovated Washington horse statues." There are two photos. One from 2013 that shows the horse statues in their older, patina state. And one from 2026 that shows them covered in 23.75-karat gold leaf.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The connoisseur
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.
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Stephanie Porras @periodeye.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a triggering image of a museum display in the natural history museum in DC about life before smartphones. Me and a fellow 40+ person were laughing at how we are now LITERAL MUSEUM PIECES. MY teen was like did you have a clear phone? An address book? A book of maps. Yes, yes I did. 🫠🫠🫠
An image of a boom box, a cd wallet, a travel atlas, business cards, dictionarjes a pay phone and various things people used before cellphones
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It does not typically rain here in August, so imagine my surprise to wake up to a downpour. With the sun out. Later learned I’d missed an overnight thunderstorm!
Looking down a short street at some condos, the low sun slightly haloed in a partly cloudy sky… and rain coming down so hard it’s bouncing off the street. Closer view, backlit rain visible as it falls, a huge river of runoff flowing down the gutter, torrential enough that it would be hard to get across without soaking your feet.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I found it disappointing (and the big swaggering "I'm awesome Gallifrey you got a problem with that?" speech didn't improve my impression) but Tennant *was* at peak hotness and as it turned out the speech wasn't really OOC. I was turning against him a bit I suppose.
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't know how much I said here. We didn't want to move but the owner of the townhouse we were renting wanted it back for family to live in. We were there almost 21 years 
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We've got a three week overlap before movers show up, thank goodness!
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Update: we OWN a TOWNHOUSE
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I am afraid the moon is gone
Nighttime view from a patio, looking out at trees and a dull cloudy empty sky. Even the set of hummingbird lights is dark.
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Lisa @islandicies.com · 01/08/2026
She is so grown up already! Too fast. 5 months old. #chickens
A 5 month old Icelandic chicken5 month old Icelandic chicken
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I saw the play button and thought OH IS ITS LITTLE NOSE TWITCHING and was not disappointed
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good news, the moon is still there I checked
Slightly-past-full moon shining over a townhouse patio
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's on summer nights like this, with the crickets singing ceaselessly and the full moon low, breeze stirring just enough to feel it, that it seems like you really could slip your boring human skin and run through the woods, doesn't it? No? Just me?
Just-past-full moon haloed in the deep blue night sky, above the silhouetted loquat tree and the patio beams. Is it calling you? Can you hear it?
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I don't think we'll have anywhere to hang the hummingbird lights at the new place :( (honestly they're kinda broken, but I was going to keep them up till they all stopped working. They were from my mom).
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Judy @notakite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Awooooooooo
Full moon peeking through some trees. Closer, there's a trio of plastic hummingbirds glowing with red and purple and blue LED lights.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/07/2026
shot, chaser
Cover page where a guy claims to not use AI in a bookInternal page: Unless this is the original English version, which I
leave untouched and unadulterated by AI and other tools, rest assured I am working on finding a professional translator to help translate into German, Japanese and so forth! If you know of anyone who can translate, please contact me and let me know.
Regarding AI: I aim to only use Al for research and text analysis, light copy editing or suggestions. All ideas, writing, work are original and entirely mine. At the back of this book you will find editing history the proven-ance, including keystroke data and more easter eggs.
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