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ChrisAlive

@nosnakesalive.bsky.social
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36. Personal posts about wrestling, music, games, film, media. He/him/his

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7h
the idea that rufo has, at any point in his public career, been a sincere advocate for “colorblind meritocracy” is brain dead
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 23h
Cursed cosplay idea: Ryckert Belmont "Die monster, you don't belong in the dairy aisle"
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw this graphic and for like the next minute was saying in a hushed, marveling tone "Kofi vs lee Moriarty..."
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow’s not guaranteed. Never let your people forget that they’re your people. Love you all. Thank you for being my people.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrestling is the greatest thing. It is the greatest.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Damn I'm just under a year older than swerve strickland. Another wacky libra
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sing us a song, you're the melodica man
Damon Albarn playing a melodica
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⛧🔥Zed🔥⛧ @ariszed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our bastard #art 🤼
A portrait of the pro wrestler Pac during his short hair era
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"not if frat boys do it, yes if immigrants do it, not if the victim is over 15, yes if the victim is under 15 but only if the rapists aren't in the cabinet" is i guess the republican position
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4rl...
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The Avalanches - Can't Get Over Losing You ft. Portraits Of Tracy
YouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard to think of losing PAC, someone who was among the best in his performance, and who only recently gave us an example. Terrible and incomprehensible altogether
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJIP... Checked out this band during my teen years because the Dandy Warhols mention them in the song "Nothin to Do." Incredibly minimal, muddy, lofi indie album that became kinda precious to me. It's nice to hear for the first time in a while, especially "Dead Birds."
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Swoon 23 - Famous Swan Song (Full Album)
YouTube video by mussel cake
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Blob, giving his latest one-star letterboxd review, to himself, sadly: Nothing moves The Blob...
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Continuing the overlying anti-Black goal of this administration
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Gossip and condemnations of woke are the same thing.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My body is a machine that thrusts stomach acids up into my esophagus
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wrestling media can't get it right because 1) it's not built for serious news like this and 2) they don't want to get it right. When the SEO for wrestling is more based around 2nd hand rumors and unsourced bullshit, they're going for the lowest common denominator.🤼
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Once again, the man is an open white supremacist who is promoting a global movement in support of the ideology and he’s already denied resources to millions of people in service of it.
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The reason why "Janel Grant feels forgiveness for Vince McMahon" was such an attractive headline is because for many fans they view Grant's sole usefulness as someone who can give them permission to like Vince again. That quote was catnip for them.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
These guys are doing this with regularity while everyone left of center is being subject to a constant loyalty test they can never pass.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sincerely auspicious year for RE where the stories now feature characters who are either scared of everything or a complete schmuck, or both. Also the movie whether accidental or not has a similar "workers will fuck shit up for people in secure positions" fatalist plot as Romero's stuff.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had a hoity toity brunch at Isla and Co. Australian influenced. Fuckin met expectations and then some, I'm just buzzed and vibing. About to see Creggident Evil.
Espresso Martini flight. Three medium sized rounded martini glasses with different garnishes.Pulled pork hash with avocado.
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what you can assume of people rallying around the systemic ban of trans people from public life, at best, is that they’ve bought an easily disproven lie that allows the ruling class to avoid culpability for the erosion of social protections and safety nets, but “oops” is a poor defense for genocide
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Holy shit. Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined. "I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports." This is getting out of control.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eyepatch Wolf's 100 favorite horror films has at least three entries where he gets something flat out wrong, like attributing plot beats of movies to different ones on the list, also very weird ones like Brittany Murphy being in Freddy vs Jason.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, Charlotte, same.
Charlotte lies in a basket with a "whatsa matta you" look on her face.
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Vicki // is a sick bastard 🖤 @megatorr88.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love this 🤣
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
Totally baffled by people raising their children to be both this lazy and entitled as a matter of principle.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember, "centrists" are just right-wingers who are embarrassed by it.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watched one season of DS9 and I can't stop calling things "gold-pressed latinum"
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Chakk - COMMS CLOSED @chakkux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Super Metroid Samus.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lupe fiasco SHOULD whoop Cudi's ass tbh 🤷
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this
Back to regularly scheduled scre...
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Hi, my name is John Democrat, I believe that due to biological advantages, black people should be separated from white people sports. Don't worry, I agree with you on 99 percent of other issues
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A helpful key here for understanding what wingnuttery is and how it works, here. I 100% guarantee you this did not happen and that the boys she’s talking about - she later clarified they were “Pakistani” - do not exist. And yet, I can also assure you Eve is *absolutely convinced* she saw this.
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On 9/11, school was dismissed at noon. My mother came to collect me because the school bus wasn't running. We went home and watched the television all day and all night. The next day I returned to school. Everyone was sad except a certain group of young boys in the corner of my form class. They were celebrating like it was the greatest day of their lives. I will never forget.
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate that no serious person is asking why Trump sprung this off the cuff lie on us and everyone else is trying to retroactively create a policy around the lie. This is the 50th time this has happened.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
nope, not gonna do another 30 years of this country's dumbest fuck politicians crudely aping trump like i had to put up with them aping reagan through high school and college. hitting the ejector seat, no thank you
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Newsletter is up. I hate this day. For its sadness. And for the horrible decisions we made afterwards www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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The US Had a Choice After 9/11. It Chose Wrong.
In this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent reflects on September 11. Plus: the stupidity of the "Trump Dividend" and the threat of AI.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 11/09/2026
skinks in robes
to the tune of duran duran's girls on film
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
“Yeah it’s cute you think you live in a democracy and all but the “adults” aren’t listening.”
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/09/2026
i don't care what the issue is, if your election opponent is running millions of dollars in ads about one single issue, you cannot, under any circumstances, say that your opponent is right about the issue.
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ChrisAlive @nosnakesalive.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Growing up is your brain's automatic reaction to "aw dude" changing from "4 strength 4 stam leatherrr belt?" to "EITHER WAY! EEEEEITHER WAY!!" Boy howdy what a waste
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dogs, are, hongrayyy
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Vicas @vicas3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't believe this was originally made for the wrong game
Samus Aran psychically eating pizza
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Again, it is bad that opposing this state of affairs is characterized as “wacky” or draws a rebuke equating policing with public safety from even the left most voices in our political mainstream.
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Big News from Stan Ospreay.
A post from AEW official that was edited so Ospreay is saying "I am Stan now"
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