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Ernie

@nosmallglasses.bsky.social
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You'll find no small glasses in this house, professor

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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still amazed to be paying federal taxes.
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been thinking lately about how it wasn’t Trump that broke me, it was Kavanagh
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this so much
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
STOP LISTENING TO THE DEMOCRATIC CONSULTANT CLASS
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love this
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LOLOL - I am amazed anew at Mandalorian and Grogu being over two hours long
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gin & Lays™️ potato chips
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Finally, I can dislike Hank Green for clear and specific reasons instead of vague and nonspecific reasons.
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pillsberry is secret scary, Green Giant, pizza pizza guy has definitely seen some shit, that owl would slit your throat & feel nothing
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An olive soaked in gin
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It should be so spectacular, for so long, that the public accountability becomes white noise. We should become *bored* with all the accountability, it should go so long.
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Evergreen
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Turns out we should’ve drawn the line at a Nazi tattoo?! Shocker
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of my hardest-won political lessons is that it’s never, ever worth it to treat ppl as ~indispensable no matter what they do~ —bc we *see* the contributions & potential of the abusive men & we don’t get to see that in the women they drive out. We never actually get to know what we’ve squandered
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So fun to see the season three premiere of House of the Dragon 😅
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Helo Helo J Pod The Poddest of Bods Podlington Snugs Factory Podmaster General Pod from the Bodshire and to the tune of Shaggy‘s Boombastic: 🎶they call me Podtastic, Helo fantastic, all I want is snugs, snugs, Mr Lover, lover, (oooh)🎶
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Post one (1) photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands. The photo, that is, not the painting. Go.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/06/2026
it must be so cool to be insane in the hot and alluring mysterious way and not whatever i’ve got going on
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A THREAD
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
it's just wild to think of how "if you don't know the answer to something, look it up" is just not a thing you can say anymore look it up WHERE Wikipedia is all we have left
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Holy shit
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Found out today it’s “cemetery“ I always thought that bitch had an a in there
bitch.ad
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Euphoria: holy shit
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You can be the best of all things anyone could ever want, but if someone has decided to lie to you, there is nothing you can do to prevent that
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Westeros
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Damn skippy 💅
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Add food to a movie title: Beets: Nope
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Fucking Boston, the city that invented the term “vehicular homicide“
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I missed out
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I think that an early indicator of the fall of American democracy was when we replaced James Earl Jones with Morgan Freeman as the voice of God
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
“I mean that in both the callous and the benevolent sense: It does not matter. What you feel in your heart towards the series is almost entirely irrelevant. What matters is what you do, because J. K. Rowling is out there doing a lot of things.”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I swear to god you guys I’m not doing sponcon here but every time someone messages me that they switched from TurboTax to @freetaxusa.bsky.social because they saw me hyping it up I feel SO ALIVE the cheaper version is both the better AND the less evil version, we just get that so rarely in life
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 29/03/2026
Good. Say it louder.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
like yeah of course everyone I know was at the Portland one, this is Portland but a lot of people showed up all over the country with unambiguously furious signs in communities that are still Trumpland where at church tomorrow or work on Monday someone is going to try and ruin their lives about it
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I’ll make some tea
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 19/03/2026
Look at this thread of beautiful art made by humans to serve a small but specific and very important purpose: making things more fun to look at.
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
BOO
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “hell”
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I only had one and he was a liquor salesman. Merchant Marine during World War II
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The thing about former Prince Andrew is that he lost his protector. Our Epstein conspirators have not lost theirs.
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist Oh no 😅
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“Maybe that is all any bravery is, a stronger fear of not being brave.” — Audre Lorde, ZAMI
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I’m going to be very honest and clear. I am fully preparing myself to die under this new American regime. That’s not to say that it’s the end of the world. It isn’t. But I am almost 50 years old. It will take so long to do anything with this mess that this is the new normal for *me*.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THIS THREAD IT WAS WONDERFUL
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Writer's parents own 200 units in the city and have racked up many, many violations.
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