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Ernie

@nosmallglasses.bsky.social
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You'll find no small glasses in this house, professor

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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 13h
A $15,000 singing bird automata
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Omg, I cannot wait to hear about it.
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love that
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Pride and Judicial Prejudice 
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Aww, you decorated his new shelf 😅
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On the other hand, not. We know too much about each other these days.
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I gotta know what happened between googling kiss the girl and realizing you had to specify little mermaid 😅
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you for the recommendation! I’ve been wondering if it was worth checking out
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been driving a Toyota echo for 25 years and I really think we could solve everything by making this car again. 48miles/gal!!
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still amazed to be paying federal taxes.
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta find where Rebecca Traister talked about how we have to reinvent feminism every 20 years because most women are heterosexual and end up spending their lives carrying for men. Lol, I’ll let the autocorrect stand 
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been thinking lately about how it wasn’t Trump that broke me, it was Kavanagh
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope she gets their entire endowment 
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I needed a nephew update today, thank you
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol, yes - you can probably track my mental health by increasing desperation of list titles 
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For when the reality of Wednesday hits 
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will often make a list titled, say, “Wednesday” and then have to make a new one hours later titled “Wednesday Actual” 😅
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, for sure - and when I get anxious about next steps, I just gaze at all my little lists until it makes sense again
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s the making of the list that keeps me on track, exactly this! 
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s talked about this quite a bit and it’s to highlight how people speak to her
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, they’re not AI tasks. It’s: next, you have to chop the scallions 😅
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I often am thinking of my next steps as a series of tasks, but that’s cause I’m neurodivergent, which is not most people! I do not understand this brick wall people are running into about other people not functioning the way they do. Did we stop going out into the world in adulthood 🧐
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL - this might be the most accounts I’ve blocked in one day, thank you for your service 🫡
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hear that (same vibes though)
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That last one is just a science fact
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this so much
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Genius
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooooh - I’ve been wondering if it was good, thank you 🫡
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love it
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
STOP LISTENING TO THE DEMOCRATIC CONSULTANT CLASS
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Food is for eating!!
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lol - I got this guy in a What Muppet Are You quiz once
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Have you seen Project Hail Mary yet?
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t mean to be stupid but I never understood how that works from your phone anyway
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That is for sure the best way to imbibe it 😅
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw someone wondering what he was up to the other day and this is the best possible answer
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love this
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We think of it as a young people thing, but SO much weird bullying happens in adulthood. And when you call it out as such, it can be really revelatory!
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh no, it’s so bad right away, I was hoping I would get like 40 minutes 
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LOLOL - I am amazed anew at Mandalorian and Grogu being over two hours long
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You couldn’t wear PANTS to WORK
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me too! Celebrate when you can
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cheese for wellness!!
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nooooo (please report back😅)
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Omgggg - thank you for sharing 😂🫡
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gin & Lays™️ potato chips
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’ve been informed they are eternal?!
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Ernie @nosmallglasses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
She’s so good !
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