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Andy Nortrup

@nortrup.dev
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Director of Product Management at #Cribl formerly #Tanium, #Splunk, and U.S. Army #veteran. Husband and Father. I make #bonsai in my spare time

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House Committee on Veterans’ Affairs Democrats @democrats-veterans.house.gov · 6h
As Suicide Prevention Month comes to a close, that doesn't mean the problem ends or we stop talking about it. Veterans, you are not alone, and support is available to you.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 29/09/2026
"Let me try flying, if I mess up I promise it'll be OK"
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 28/09/2026
They will meet their quarterly average temperature metric, even if the building is uninhabitable on any one day.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 27/09/2026
I've had the feeling for a while that there are not "serious people" running all of this, but they have too much money and are trying to go too fast to take basic precautions or do network engineering with any real planning.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 26/09/2026
An interview is one thing, a round of 6 in office interviews is grueling.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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John Hollingsworth @fiatjusticia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Updated CDC guidelines just came out. 👀 EVERYONE 18+can get the COVID booster and your insurance has to pay for it. More info about kids in the video below, which is excellent. #covid #covidcautious #yallmaskingDC
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 24/09/2026
Million dollars of income per year, not net worth, single year income! I wonder what the average needs worth of someone with a million in annual income is? We could free this not as a tax on people with a million in the bank but people with 10 or 20 million in the bank.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
JUST IN: A federal judge has issued a permanent injunction upbraiding ICE for mass arrests that have strained detention facilities and forced detainees all over the country into "overcrowded, squalid, and degrading rooms for excessive periods of time" www.nysd.uscourts.gov/sites/defaul...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
yeah fine second brain why the hell not
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 21/09/2026
He knows the only thing holding up the economy is some wild data center spending. It's also driving inflation. So maybe it helps, maybe it hurts, but this isn't a popular stance.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 20/09/2026
We already had our flight for Thanksgiving changed to a different flight, presumably so they could cancel our original flight.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 19/09/2026
But armies are made of more than just men, they need equipment and food and fuel and a million other logistics. All of those things are extremely distressed in the Russian Army right now.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 19/09/2026
I get that Russia is and has been behaving very badly these past 20 years, but I don't understand what military forces they have left. Their equipment and personnel losses in Ukraine have been massive.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 19/09/2026
I would have expected Google to be able to construct a decent air gapped sandbox.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 16/09/2026
The fact that they wrote code they couldn't control, placed it in a weak sandbox, and failed to monitor it doesn't make it a super intelligent AI problem, it makes it an adults with consequences for their actions problem.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 16/09/2026
We don't need special regulations for the AI industry, OpenAI should be sued into oblivion under the CFAA for the attack on Hugging Face. Humans built and deployed software that attacked a secure system to achieve a set of instructions that the engineers at OpenAI gave it.
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
receiving reports that "mtg" refers to the card game Magic The Gathering and not, as I have assumed for years, to Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: Judge Carl Nichols, a Trump appointee sitting in DC, issues a preliminary injunction blocking the entire U.S. Postal Service mail ballot rule. Order: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... (Key portions of the rule were blocked by Judge Talwani in federal court in Massachusetts.)
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
DSCC, et al.,
Plaintiffs,
v.
DONALD J. TRUMP, in his official capacity as President of the United States, et al.,
Defendants.
Civil Action No. 26-cv-01114 (CJN)
LEAGUE OF UNITED LATIN AMERICAN
CITIZENS, et al.,
Plaintiffs,
v.
EXECUTIVE OFFICE OF THE
PRESIDENT, et al.,
Defendants.
Civil Action No. 26-cv-01132 (CJN)
NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF COLORED PEOPLE, et al.,
Plaintiffs,
V.
DONALD J. TRUMP, in his official capacity as President of the United States, et al.,
Defendants.
Civil Action No. 26-cv-01151 (CJN)ORDER
For the reasons stated in the accompanying Memorandum Opinion, it is hereby ORDERED that DSCC Plaintiffs' Renewed Motion for a Preliminary Injunction,
ECF 163, is GRANTED IN PART AND DENIED IN PART'; and it is further
ORDERED that LULAC Plaintiffs' Renewed Motion for a Preliminary Injunction, ECF
ECF 171, is GRANTED; and it is further
ORDERED that NAACP Plaintiffs' Renewed Motion for a Preliminary Injunction, ECF
172, is GRANTED; and it is further
ORDERED that the United States Postal Service is preliminarily enjoined from
implementing and enforcing the Final Rule it published on August 21, see Ballot Mail for Federal
Elections, 91 Fed. Reg. 54,966 (Aug. 26, 2026).
DATE: September 13, 2026
'ARL. NICHOL
United States District Judge
' The Court denies only the portion of the Motion that seeks to preliminarily enjoin Section 3 of the Executive Order.
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Omggg @propublica.org Absolute balls of steel to publish this story on the Russian oligarch and Putin crony who apparently funded a bunch of Don Trump Jr’s latest wedding. The president did not attend, but a bunch of mysterious Russian-speaking men did www.propublica.org/article/dona...
propublica.org
Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 11/09/2026
Very similar vibe to all the tech companies that invoke sci-fi and fantasy dystopias as the models of what they want to build. You missed the point my dudes (it's usually dudes)
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 10/09/2026
If you put those together you can create a more complex system that is hard to reason about its state and changes in state and is maybe changing quickly because it's working at machine speed not human speed. That makes it possible to create a cascade of bad changes for benign requests. (Or malign)
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 10/09/2026
I think there are two problems that probably amplify each other. 1. People are bad at specifying tasks and constraints. 2. LLMs interpret input in unexpected ways and don't have human social norms that would normally prevent a person from taking actions (fear of going to jail and death).
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 10/09/2026
Humans are also bad at giving requirements. A model asked to perform a poorly scoped task is likely to break a brittle system with side effects. That's my model for people, not LLMs fucking this up.
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Your fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 08/09/2026
You haven't met all the people that will love you for you yet.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 06/09/2026
This is what happens when Product Managers don't write clear acceptance criteria like "product must not impede emergency responders" which I feel like we have enough experience with autonomous cars at this point that we can know we need to include that.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have a weird hail mary ask. Do any of you happen to have a April 1999 Southern Living magazine? It contains an article I need photographed for tomorrow if possible, and I have been down every research rabbit hole imagineable. Will follow you to DM details. 🙏♥️
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/09/2026
I don’t know how many members of the military will receive the message but it simply could not be clearer that this administration doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone it’s putting in harm’s way
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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
newrepublic.com/article/2150...
newrepublic.com
Good Riddance, Seth Moulton: You Got What You Deserved
The congressman who got drubbed by Ed Markey on Tuesday tried to distance himself from the base. That just doesn’t work anymore.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 01/09/2026
100% agree, it would be better if we asked the legislature to say no to Trump, which is their job, rather than ask the military to have independent political will.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 31/08/2026
Yha, "Kinetic" is the same trick as "officer involved shooting" it hides the subject of the verb. "The United States fired missiles at Iran" is much cleaner than "The United States conducted kinetic operations in Iran"
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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kurt Schlicter once told a disabled veteran to off himself. I know because I was that veteran.
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Marc Boorshtein @mlbiam.dev · 30/08/2026
Timeline cleanse.....wooo ooooo!
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Extraordinary, powerful and heart-wrenching. Active duty Marine Colonel Zach Schmidt, speaking in his personal capacity, about Khalil, an Afghan national whose family helped U.S. forces in Afghanistan. Khalil was deported by the U.S. on Friday to a conflict zone.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 27/08/2026
He was talking to this captain though.
Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 27/08/2026
I'm not sure if Muppet Treasure Island or Three Musketeers is my favorite Tim Curry role.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 27/08/2026
I thought their casualties were at that level but deaths at that level is unreal.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 26/08/2026
I feel like the person who said these words may not have ever set foot in a restaurant.
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Mikal Lewis @mikal-el.com · 25/08/2026
I'm hiring a Product Manager II to join me at Smartsheet. If you ever have 💭s about and want to reshape how process and project work actually gets done join me. Looking for PMs with ~2-5 years of PM experience. www.linkedin.com/posts/mikalf...
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Product Manager II (Remote Eligible) | Mikal Lewis
I'm hiring a Product Manager II to join me at Smartsheet. If you've ever have 💭 and wanted to reshape how process and project work actually gets done — for the millions of people who live in that wo...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Joshua Basseches @joshuabasseches.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Illinois is the latest example of how a state can embrace virtual power plants and see results almost immediately." insideclimatenews.org/news/2008202...
insideclimatenews.org
Notes from Illinois’ Virtual Power Plant Frontier - Inside Climate News
Solrite is the latest energy services company to venture into Illinois, a sign of how quickly a new state law has jumpstarted the market.
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Robert Vaux @rvaux16.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A cover mock-up of The Amazing Spider-Man showing Spidey punching Jake Lang.
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 24/08/2026
Getting more productive shouldn't mean that most companies produce 10x the amount of software, it's that they get 10x as ambitious on what they produce. "What have we not built for the last 5 years because it was too hard?" Is the question Product Management and engineering should be asking.
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Benjamin Wittes @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org · 22/08/2026
Got a message for the Russian government on Ukrainian Independence Day? I’ll write it on one of the 500 blue and yellow balloons we are delivering to the embassy in Washington tomorrow!
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Andy Nortrup @nortrup.dev · 23/08/2026
Seems like a good day to repost this great @99pi.org story on CanCon and the MAPL test. 99percentinvisible.org/episode/669-... #canada
99percentinvisible.org
The MAPL Test - 99% Invisible
NOTE: During the production of this episode, over 120 Canadian musicians were mentioned in conversation with guests and sources—way too many to fit into an episode. As a way to shine a spotlight on th...
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
'"Remove any information that could identify your connection to the DON or reveal patterns of life," the message says. "Adversaries are actively mining this data."'
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Dr. Jonathan Foley @globalecoguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So many people need to work on understanding the differences between a “stock” and a “flow”. It makes it far easier to understand things like the national debt versus an annual budget deficit. Or greenhouse gas levels in the air versus the annual emissions of pollution. And so on. And so on.
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Alerts from NWS Seattle WA (UNOFFICIAL) @sea.nws-bot.us · 22/08/2026
SEW extends time of Red Flag Warning for West Slopes of the North Cascades Generally above 1500 Feet [WA] till Aug 22, 8:00 PM PDT at Sat, 22 Aug 2026 13:49:53 +0000 via IEMbot Additional Details Here.
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