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Gabe Heiland (They/Them)

@norseartemis.bsky.social
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🎮Gamer 🐕‍🦺dog person 🐎former horse girl 🏳️‍⚧️ enby feminist 📊 math artist. 📈Growth & Monetization Consultant @ Reality Labs.

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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So I dreamt that husband and I went to a counter protest for some folks being shitty at a drag brunch. The two protest groups got into a general melee and the media dubbed it The Battle of the Bulge And like…did my subconscious make up that whole setup just to deliver that admittedly excellent pun?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo called Houston home for 35 years. On Tuesday, an ICE agent shot and killed him. His family learned of his death from a video before anyone bothered to knock on their door.
New York City stands with the Salgado family in demanding a full, independent investigation and real accountability. To the Salgado family and any immigrant family in this city living in fear: we grieve with you and we will continue to stand beside you in the pursuit of justice.
Abolish ICE.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Me: that’s a shockingly honest and not bootlicking story from the New York Times? Me 3 seconds later: OH it’s from the year 2000, that explains it
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ugh, I feel this. My current villain origin is that the once perfectly serviceable “help me format this picture” button in slides is now an AI I have to bully. I do not WANT you to make an eldritch infographic I just want this image I chose to fade on the edge….
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sigh, today’s new assignment is to make a plan by the end of this month to train ai agents to replace my and all of my team’s jobs So…resist and get laid off now or comply and get laid off later?
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I remember back in my late twenties going through my first mass layoffs being outraged because I knew how much money was coming in and how little they paid us. I did not then nor do I now really understand or respect game companies being public and needing to make ever increasing profits.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My flight home has been delayed a total of 3 hours now. I think I live here? In the Vancouver airport? Never to see my husband dogs or bed again?
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Oh dear that bodes well for no one (though shout out to the enby rockboi on cr3 at the same time I was playing an enby rockboi no I haven’t played a cis character since I came out what of it) #criticalrole #critrole #D&D
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
france24.com
US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says
At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Aight fam, I didn’t think it would ever be approved but apparently I am going near GDC (no pass but I’ll be in the city) mostly at the SF office all day BUT hit me if there’s an event I should support!
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Had to check with my sister to make sure I wasn’t in an 18 year fugue state, she assures me no Ash Wednesday was never about pancakes - why y’all obsessed with pancakes suddenly this year? Did the pope say it’s pancake time?
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
We finished our D&D campaign, in our round robin epilogue my bard ended up in two throuples with a PC and an NPC in each as both of their main personas and this from our art chat really summarizes that this was exactly my goal in playing a bard all along #D&D #DnD #DnDBard
A screenshot from a discord chat 
1) First message is an image of 3 sketched characters holding hands with hearts above them left to right it is a changeling with an undercut, a tiefling, and an elf wearing a crown. Underneath the 3 it reads “throuple achieved”
2) seconds message from arianell “the good ending”
3) third message from Serka ALL ALONG “diversity win, your local throuple have 3 different alignments and races”
4) fourth message from Varis “Dnd=the conservative nightmare”
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A fruitful day rebuilding my Valheim base with the husband
Front shot of a house in Valheim - it features a triangular entrance with latticed windows and a scaled black roof. To the left of the house is a field of pink flowers, to the right various bushes and trees behindThe interior of a house in valheim from the first floor looking up. A staircase to the right curves away towards a balcony bedecked in sparkling blue lights. Straight ahead is the hearth and oven with kitchen storage just visible behind the stairsInterior of a Valheim house from the second floor loft. Far to the left are two beds side by side with a blue and purple banner hanging over each bed. In the foreground is a table. To the right armor and weapons are stored on dummies and hung on the wall
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/02/2026
Hey let's go! Minneapolis organizers need dash cams so they can record and have a record of all of ICE's lies.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Somehow my husband takes exclusively bad pictures of our cat which I don’t understand because she’s basically a super model and she’s always posing
A portrait photo of a black Maine coon cat. The cat is sitting on a brown tabletop next to a water fountain with a leafy plant in the background
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Ugh this blows for artists, also for people like me who enjoy art - literally the only reason I’m still on IG is I like to just watch videos of people creating or look at pictures of their creations. It like…brings me small joy in this otherwise awful world.
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Karin West-Weekes @karinww.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Edmonton! On Feb 14, support our trans community-especially our trans youth-and put positive energy back into our city at this year’s Sing With Love, a collaboration from Edmonton’s choral community. Proceeds support the Fyrefly Institute for Gender & Sexual Diversity simpli.events/e/sing-with-...
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Sing With Love 2026 - Songs of Trans Solidarity | Simpli Events
Sing with love is a big, noisy, songful show of love and support for Alberta's 2SLGBTQ+ community. The event is a collaborative performance from Edmonton's choral community. The concert is a warm blan...
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 27/01/2026
Literally. How quickly did you see culture flip on BLM and MeToo the second either started gaining momentum. If we don't keep the pressure up, we're going to see "has anti-ICE sentiment gone TOO FAR" spewing out of every compromised propagandist/independent contrarian grifter in a matter of weeks.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I've been watching what's happening in Minneapolis and I don't know what to say. Two American citizens killed by ICE in three weeks. Countless more who are not citizens. People afraid to leave their homes. For those of us not living in Minnesota, are some things we can actually do:
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Anti-Somali smear artist Nick Shirley has been sniffing around Baltimore. Starve his lie machine.
Reddit:

r/baltimore
u/Jazzlike_Ad_7323 • 2h • i.redd.it
NICK SHIRLEY SPOTTED IN BALTIMORE!!
DO NOT ENGAGE!! HE GOT ICE SICKED ON MINNEAPOLIS!!!
Safety
Do NOT engage with this man AT ALL. Make sure all his video footage is unplayable. Blast copyrighted Disney music nearby if you spot him. If he posts some crock video about Fantanyl Baltimore will assuredly be the regime's next target. They are using him as a propagandist.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 23/01/2026
Good morning to everyone but especially our friends in Minnesota bravely organizing a general strike & protest in -20F weather. In their honor, no wishlist posting today. Please check out standwithminnesota.com for ways to help them! 💕
standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.
ms.now
Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping.
Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
One of my fav movies as a live musical that I’ve heard only good about? Yes please! (Though battling guilt over enjoying ourselves whilst *gestures at america*)
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
At the risk of getting myself kicked out of my job and/or industry I find it deeply repellent how quickly gaming has embraced gambling apps (or, as they’re cutely called, real money gaming/rmg) It’s short sighted and just wrong, never should have been legalized everywhere for everything.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Alas the dice decided it was the end of the road for my changeling bard - I’m made, my boss and I are both unconscious and captured and the rest of the party are dragging my corpse back to a house full of demons. It was a good ride! #D&D
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I seriously love this tea yall, as delicious as it is gorgeous Lake Louise from the Canmore Tea Company
A hand holding a clear teapot in front of a window. The tea is green shading into red at the bottom of the pot, outside there is snow on the ground
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Ok so I need to know if we’re saying the entire year you turned 10 or specifically what was #1 on the day you turned 10 because… Well I’d be pleased with either but there are different ramifications if I’m unleashing Jurassic Park on the world or privately experiencing a Mrs Doubtfire
Domestic box office results for 1993
Jurassic Park
The Fugitive
The Firm
Sleepless in Seattle 
Mrs Doubtfire
Indecent proposal
In the line of fire
Aladdin
Cliffhanger
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Honestly the only problem with remote work is I’m solo so much of the day that when I do have a meeting I show up on camera with absolutely bonkers hair because I’ve idly been crafting it into a central crest.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
No, nuh uh, too far. No one out there is like “I would like to reminisce about how many jobs I did not get and how many of my friends got laid off this year.
A push notification from LinkedIn reading “Gabe, your Year in Review is ready. Here’s a look back at your 2926 on LinkedIn l.”
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Gonna redo my entire life to become a professional singer so I get called in to absolutely shred songs like Une vie à t’aimer youtu.be/3kMbTzomh94?...
youtu.be
Une vie à t'aimer
YouTube video by Lorien Testard - Topic
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I treated myself to a commission of my last d&d character and holy shit it’s so nice to see my (nonbinary) rock son come to life I love igni so much 😭 Way of the elements earth genasi monk. The very essence of “looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll” #D&D #Strixhaven #CharacterArt
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Ok now I’m jonesing to be properly sad having stewed my brain in expedition 33. Anyone have book recommendations that will fill this need for getting overly attached to fictional doomed people? What’s the opposite of happily ever after? That’s what I’m looking for.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Pushed through today to finish Expedition 33 and hoo boy just openly crying through the last 30m Just how I like my media, filled to the brim with pathos
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Uh, excuse me?!
A screenshot of an email preview reading:

Arlo Hotels
Ready, Set, Cyber! Save 40% on stays
Save on stays through 2026 view this email with images It’s Cyber Sale season and
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 17/11/2025
“Short bursts indicate an ICE sighting. Long whistles indicate agents making arrests. If you hear the whistle and you’re undocumented, said [Whitney Hu, a community activist and organizer with South Brooklyn Mutual Aid], ‘you hide. And if you’re somebody who’s not, you go to the street.’”
thecity.nyc
As ICE Street Raids Ramp Up, New Yorkers Stock Up On Whistles
Taking a cue from Chicago, community groups have distributed thousands of whistles in recent weeks — a grassroots system people in other cities have adopted to help neighbors sound the alarm.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Look I’m not gonna answer for the top of my list we all know I’m trash but I am DYING at the garbage men all the way at the bottom held in lower esteem than dogs But frfr don’t make me choose between shale and wynn ever again I love them both
A ranking of all dragon age characters
Top 5: solas, anders, Dorian, avaline, shale
Bottom all tied for last: loghain, Nathaniel, Sigrun, velanna, carver, fenris, Sebastian
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Making a deck: Me: Nue User Experience (NUX) Best Bractice in Mobile Me: hmmmmm that looks wrong Me: Nuw User Experience (NUX) Best Practice in Mobile Me: nailed it
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Part 1 of my D&D heel turn is complete, the party knows, above table, that all is not as it appears with my foppish bard. Amazingly RIGHT after one of the other party members was like “I don’t know you, but I trust you” yesssss step into my web. My character rn:
media.tenor.com
a man is talking about how much he loves watching someone work
ALT: a man is talking about how much he loves watching someone work
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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
In Edmonton Tonight! Fundraising Choir & Dance. Doors open at 7:00, and I will be there reading runes and blessing/exorcising your gaming dice as needed! Come get spooky a week early and raise money for two local choirs! www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
astralprojects.ca
About 1 — ASTRAL PROJECTS
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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Reminder that @karinww.bsky.social and many others will be singing at the fundraising concert for two local choirs this Saturday in Edmonton, and I will be reading runes and blessing/exorcising gaming dice! www.astralprojects.ca/cthulhuchoir
astralprojects.ca
About 1 — ASTRAL PROJECTS
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RaidPanda @raidpanda.eurosky.social · 18/10/2025
Here's the whole block list bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This explains more than it doesn’t about some….things I’ve heard or known about unofficially for a bit
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Look, when I say that I’m going to play the bardiest bard that ever barded I commit
A screenshot from discord
Lord Perrywrite Featherstone
I double checked in the changeover. Neither rules version of disguise self says you CANT use the spell as a penis enhancer, so
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
My D&D group are so supportive of child Gabe’s huge crush on Count Rugen from The Princess Bride and now are also sharing all of their “what did people in the 80s think a hot medieval dude looked like” crushes and yes this is all related to my character. I mean, what options we have…
Christopher Guest as count rugen from the princess bride, a brunet man with depth back chin length hair, a salt and pepper goatee, wearing a leather tunic over a yellow shirtMikhail Boyarsky as the Wolf in Mama - on the left a young woman dressed as a deer, on the right a man in a tight black jumpsuit, large silver white wig with wolf earsMikhail Boyarsky as a musketeer? A brunet man with a curled bob and mustache wearing a musketeer hat
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
God dammit @eplerjc.bsky.social I read your post aloud and a day later….
A person holding a large tub of starburst jellybeans
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
$483k!! Can we get to half a million for PCRF?
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Me, playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition: of course the geth have souls! Synthesis for all! Also me 5 years later:
A screenshot of a discord message reading “unfortunately in this day and age we all have to fight the clankers for jobs”
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Gabe Heiland (They/Them) @norseartemis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
We have….a few sour cherries from the tree this year… Empty strawberry container for scale
Two large mixing bowls filled with red cherriesTwo large mixing bowls on a counter with a mouth d of cherries visible over the rim, a large container of strawberry husks sits next to the cherries for scale
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 11/08/2025
Israel assassinates journalists because evil can't stand the truth. Journalist Anas al-Sharif was assassinated with three others in a targeted attack by Israel's genocidal terrorist forces. Any news media not condemning Israel's continued attack on the press should be understood to be propagandist.
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