Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 19h@nyc.streetsblog.org I love riding bikes in NYC, but there is absolutely no bell ringing culture amongst us. No one lets you know they’re behind you, and it’s not just delivery e-bikes. Is it this bad all over the US? 011
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026‘Tis the season for decorative gourd, pumpkin spice, daylight saving, and monster mash discourse 001
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nerd! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/s...nytimes.comJamie Beaton Could Be the World’s Most Educated PersonJamie Beaton has 12 advanced degrees from Harvard, Yale, Oxford and other top universities, with more on the way. Why? How? 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Novels, tv, movies, plays: every one’s name is unique and easy to tell apart IRL: 3 Mikes in every class, job, team you ever had, 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What’s a scientist’s favorite salsa? 10^-12 de Gallo 100
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 05/08/2026There’s a worse outcome than “we can’t tell when someone used AI to write this.” It’s everyone starts writing like AI in the first place and it doesn’t matter 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026In honor of the new Matchbox movie, what toy franchises that lack any any associated narrative would YOU like to see on the screen? www.imdb.com/title/tt2849...imdb.com 100
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Makes it seem like the CEO committed the road rage up until the very end of the sentence 020
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Yo dawg, I put your insider trading behind a paywall so you can grift while you grift! 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Wonder what the air quality will be like for the World Cup final in NJ this Sunday www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/w...nytimes.comMaps Show Where Wildfire Smoke Will Darken Skies on ThursdayAir quality in several cities reached hazardous levels on Thursday morning as smoke is expected to move across North America. 100
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Trump pushes a case to the shadow docket, ensuring no golden retrievers or any canines can play high school sports. #trumpruinssports 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Trump shutters the Baseball Hall of Fame after learning of the AAGPBL induction ceremony 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Rocky IV - Trump deports Ivan Drago and Rocky wins by default #trumpruinssports 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m so excited. I just bought into The Nanny’s star’s new chain restaurant. I’m a Fran Chives Franchise! 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Just realized Alexis Lalas is nowhere to be seen 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Ca Bo Ver De! Ca Bo Ver De! Rainbow came out when they timed the second time. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Does DC have no hipsters? Like no one’s even going ironically. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Surprise proposal at the Knicks Parade. Knicks in 5! 020
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026Parade. Thursday. Manhattan. 446372175242
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026SPEECHLESS. LFGK 209196432186
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainBOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 11/06/2026it's gonna be so goddamn funny if they really truly seriously just lose the one trump was at 1473
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/06/2026NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR KNICKS 02087
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Propping the TV up with big cans of Roma tomatoes. Greatest city in da world 172899345
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 08/06/2026JAMES DOLAN: "they're actually saying 'boo-runson'" 715916
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Don’t forget to stop by Williamsburg bowling alley The Gutter afterwards, for a free pint and frame! 000
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainSIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 26/05/2026KNICKS IN FOUR GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD LETS FUCKING GO 457992
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep 134119691748
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Between the All Drug Olympics and now the Cavs 'analytically' winning series with expected goals, we can finally do away with honest competition www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...espn.comKenny Atkinson: Cavs 'analytically' winning series vs. KnicksKenny Atkinson said the Cavaliers "analytically" have won two of the first three games against the Knicks in the Eastern Conference finals. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Anyone else headed to ComicCannes? No? Ok I’ll be there all week. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 23/05/2026youtu.be/jAdG-iTilWU?...youtu.beWeekend Update: Kevin Nealon on the All-Drug Olympics - SNLYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 100
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 23/05/2026They made the All Drug Olympics www.espn.com/olympics/sto...espn.comAre steroids the future? At the Enhanced Games, that future is nowThe Enhanced Games has sold a group of athletes on its vision of a future of PEDs. Can it convince the rest of us? 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 15/05/2026www.epicfurious.comepicfurious.comOperation Epic FuriousPlay Operation Epic Furious, from The Secret Handshake. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Henry Ford: if I’d listened to people, I would have built a faster horse! Kentucky Derby: um… 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Hmm, what if Lord of the Rings had taken place in the southwest? 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Camilla, behind you! Quick, grab the garlic! 000
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/04/2026 119248
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Groundhog Day, but it’s a documentary about a baseball player 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 17/04/2026youtu.be/mhVbLJvYP8s?...youtu.beMr. Show - Pre-Taped Call-in ShowYouTube video by Laser Time 000
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I’m going to have to ask all of you to stop responding to things I said on a podcast recorded months in the past like we are having a conversation in the present 1178534
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Meooow - Netflix’s baseball graphics 000
