Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 17hWhat is “a way to charge $6 for a can of seltzer”? 050
Reposted by Mark Cleft in TwainTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120373124
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@nyc.streetsblog.org I love riding bikes in NYC, but there is absolutely no bell ringing culture amongst us. No one lets you know they’re behind you, and it’s not just delivery e-bikes. Is it this bad all over the US? 011
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026‘Tis the season for decorative gourd, pumpkin spice, daylight saving, and monster mash discourse 001
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Nerd! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/s...nytimes.comJamie Beaton Could Be the World’s Most Educated PersonJamie Beaton has 12 advanced degrees from Harvard, Yale, Oxford and other top universities, with more on the way. Why? How? 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Novels, tv, movies, plays: every one’s name is unique and easy to tell apart IRL: 3 Mikes in every class, job, team you ever had, 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What does a scientist call chunky salsa? Mega de gallo (or maybe nano de gallo because it would still be bigger, right?) 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What’s a scientist’s favorite salsa? 10^-12 de Gallo 100
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When I was single: laundry every 3 weeks Now as a parent: laundry twice a week 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 05/08/2026There’s a worse outcome than “we can’t tell when someone used AI to write this.” It’s everyone starts writing like AI in the first place and it doesn’t matter 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Or people without cars and streets 010
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Chia Pet - the heartwarming tale of a water buffalo overcoming alopecia, and rescuing his tribe from poachers probably. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 30/07/2026In honor of the new Matchbox movie, what toy franchises that lack any any associated narrative would YOU like to see on the screen? www.imdb.com/title/tt2849...imdb.com 100
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Why is he standing in front of a Talarico poster?! 😂 010
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Makes it seem like the CEO committed the road rage up until the very end of the sentence 020
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Next iPhone commercial for auto remove 021
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Vincent Price gained 20 pounds for this role 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Thought of another “Kylian Mbappé to this song” 010
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Yo dawg, I put your insider trading behind a paywall so you can grift while you grift! 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Beverly Hills Cop, Troop Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Wonder what the air quality will be like for the World Cup final in NJ this Sunday www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/w...nytimes.comMaps Show Where Wildfire Smoke Will Darken Skies on ThursdayAir quality in several cities reached hazardous levels on Thursday morning as smoke is expected to move across North America. 100
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I’ve been trying to make Mbappe Catherine Gallagher a thing 010
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I make this joke reflexively ever since i heard of him 8 years ago 030
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Our next president will be Pete Rose’s hologram 011
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Trump pushes a case to the shadow docket, ensuring no golden retrievers or any canines can play high school sports. #trumpruinssports 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Trump shutters the Baseball Hall of Fame after learning of the AAGPBL induction ceremony 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Rocky IV - Trump deports Ivan Drago and Rocky wins by default #trumpruinssports 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m so excited. I just bought into The Nanny’s star’s new chain restaurant. I’m a Fran Chives Franchise! 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Yes, they are hard candy banana Runts, not soft candy lemon Mike and Ike’s. 050
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026And Ashley Judd waiting for blond pony-tailed Gonzo at the balcony. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026What is a laudatory donation amount? Regular folks can’t afford 1% of their net worth. But also don’t expect praise for donations. Maybe it’s like some percent above 10 million in net worth because you want miss that? And anyone under 10 million net worth should be praised compared to celebs? 300
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026So who’s the human in Muppet Heat? Dinero surround by Gonzo, Fozzie and Animal, outsmarting Kermit? Or Pacino battling Miss Piggy’s team of thieves? 110
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Just realized Alexis Lalas is nowhere to be seen 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Ca Bo Ver De! Ca Bo Ver De! Rainbow came out when they timed the second time. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Does DC have no hipsters? Like no one’s even going ironically. 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Gives new meaning to “adversarial genAI”. But like almost in retronym “analog adversarial genAI” 010
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Now reopen them on Sundays and erase Adams’ biggest mistake! 000
Mark Cleft in Twain @normcoremacdonald.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Stop making subversive art that’s so catchy. If it’s got a moral, it should be boring and monotonous so you can focus on the lesson. Every successful high school chemistry teacher knows this. 030
