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Non-GHOULbrokts

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Brooklyn based Jewish celiac, geriatric millennial, hobby forager she/her

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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 14h
If you’re going to fight to win, why not send folks to canvass in purple districts or organize for our immigrant neighbors under attack?
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 03/10/2026
Hilleletor
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I succeeded at an IMPOSSIBLE challenge of not telling a group of alt teen girls that I dressed exactly like them 20 years ago, although given that I am wearing a maxi dress covered in dragon, celestial, and eye motifs they definitely would have believed me
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
reject modernity (online r*pe academy), embrace tradition (the Beit Midrash telling a man to die)
engage in forbidden sexual intercourse, the Gemara notes that Rav Yehuda says that Rav says: There was an incident involving a certain man who set his eyes upon a certain woman and passion rose in his heart, to the point that he became deathly ill. And they came and asked doctors what was to be done with him. And the doctors said: He will have no cure until she engages in sexual intercourse with him. The Sages said:
Let him die, and she may not engage in sexual intercourse with him. The
doctors said: She should at least stand naked before him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not stand naked before him. The doctors suggested: The woman should at least converse with
him behind a fence in a secluded area, so that he should derive a small amount of pleasure from the encounter. The Sages insisted: Let him die, and she may not converse with him behind a fence.
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peon flux @peon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes your Jewish friends have changed... And no, you're not imagining it.Werewolf Bar Mitzvah/ spooky scary boys becoming men / men becoming wolves
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Controversial: I actually do like the KFP fruit slices more
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I had the audacity of claiming a meeting that opened at 10:00 am and didn’t effectively start until after 5 pm, I would try to WIN SOME COMPETITIVE ELECTIONS as a party. Knock on some doors in Bay Ridge for Assembly and NY-11?
“BROOKLYN DEMOCRATIC PARTY SURGES FORWARD WITH A SUCCESSFUL COUNTY COMMITTEE MEETING” email
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Tamreen @scriptor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we really can't be living in a Mediterranean siesta climate while they expect us to have Little Ice Age Protestant work ethic
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Zohran please ban gas powered leaf blowers in Mandanistan 🙏 Particularly when there are approximately 5 (five) leaves on the ground
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rosh Hashanah, Day II/making apple butter with our foraged apples and having gluten free rosemary challah French toast
Apple butter in a Goaste ramekin with challah french toast and an iced coffee in a leaf mason jar
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shana tova to this fit specifically
Eric Adams wearing a custom made Bukharan garment covered in gold Magen Davids. The chosen around him, wearing more reserved fits, are surprised by this bold choice.
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Emphasis on a happy and healthy 5787
2 surgical masks on a black counter top. One has a brown background and has pomegranates and pumpkins. The other has assorted berries and fall fruits
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is anyone else who buys secondhand clothing unnerved by the use of AI models? I would also be 100% more convinced to buy your clothing if you put ACCURATE MEASUREMENTS INSTEAD
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Final apple tree update of the season/first update of 5787: I was able to dip an apple we foraged in honey as I was hoping
A (gluten free) round challah, pomegranate, and sliced apples with honey on a fruit motif plate
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rosh Hashanah starting at sundown on 9/11
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good thoughts on how to survive the end of the world from *checks notes* Andrew Garfield.
And how do we change, you know? I mean, how does a systemic change happen? . . . I was talking to a much smarter person than me about it, and he was saying that the world currently doesn’t have a center. The center is falling apart. The world and the structures are just being dismantled, dissipating, and dissolving. The world is dying, but not in an ultimate way. It’s a death before a rebirth. And this is what’s happened over and over and over again. It’s not like the Renaissance was just a bunch of guys getting together [and saying], “Should we do a Renaissance?” It was a bunch of individuals feeling a lack of center in the world, and finding a center in themselves, and creating a whole new way of perceiving and living, and bringing that very personal center to the center of the culture, while a bunch of other people were doing the same thing.

I find hope in the idea that each of us as individuals can find that change within ourselves—can find that true core of humanity and soul, and style, and deep self, to bring to the center of the culture. And if enough of us do that, then enough seeds will be planted to grow a world that maybe is a bit better than the last one.
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
High Holiday prep in Orthodox Brooklyn report: I had to yell “I AM CLEARLY FUCKIN’ WALKIN’ HERE” at an over-eager driver near a kosher food discount store
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was wondering if I could get pawpaws as my new fruit for Rosh Hashanah, and I found out today that due to the late frosts my local supplier will have 0 for sale 🥺
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am once again calling this leadup to the Jewish high holidays and Halloween Werewolf Bar Mitzvah season
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Middle-aged Man in Sonic '06 known for one word.

"I've combined "luppy" and "luppy" into one word! "Luppyluppy"! "
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in colonoscopy prep, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_...
en.wikipedia.org
Boston Bowel Preparation Scale - Wikipedia
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can’t afford groceries? No problem! It’s not safe to consume them anyway!
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Choose your fighter: Free People edition: where or when would you possibly wear this
A pair of $128 vegan suede shortsA sheer pair of lace capri pants for $68 with bonus kitten heeled flip flops
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009)
Le Tigre’s This Island album cover
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The "yet you participate in society" meme. But:
Peasant: "AI is bad."
Twat: "And yet you're non-consentually subjected to it! I am very intelligent."
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Derek G @derekinnyc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Brooklyn’s most exclusive club is…the county committee meeting on inclusivity.
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New Kings Democrats @newkingsdems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Refusing to accept defeat, current Party Chair Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn seeks corrupt rule changes to maintain power. From NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani to U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries and more, political leaders agree: this is wrong. Swipe through to learn more.
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johnedwinmason @johnedwinmason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
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AFM Statement on the Passing of Dolly Parton
Today, the entire community of professional musicians mourns the loss of an irreplaceable icon and a generous heart: Dolly Parton. While the world knows her as a global superstar and philanthropist…
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
While Chris Carter has made many baffling choices, especially his cut of I Want To Believe, he deserves credit for fighting to cast Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully and therefore inventing an entire bi millennial cohort
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Someone at a gluten free restaurant apologized for taking too long in the bathroom, and you are AT the messed up tummy restaurant, you are among friends
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Now I Surrender by Álvaro Enrigue is the rare book I am making a snails’ progress through, because some passages stop me breathless (like this passage on the American army gambling it all on a critical body of water for trade) or needing to make sopa con flores de la calabaza
“The gringos understood that to subdue the Apaches of eastern Arizona and western New Mexico (who by this time thought of themselves as Chiricahua) they had to seize the mountain pass. They built a stone stagecoach station—most unusual: these were usually frame structures—and a fort to defend it. I don’t know whether this was a purely commercial decision to safeguard the flow of riches from California to the Atlantic coast and back again, a naive move by recent arrivals, or a strategic strike for which the gringos were prepared to pay any price.”A bowl of sopa con flores de calabaza, with cats and fish on the rim
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
East Coast humidity level: laundry I hung up to dry on Thursday night is STILL damp
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I made @smittenkitchen.bsky.social’s apple sharlotka with gluten free AP flour to address our remaining pile of foraged Brooklyn apples, and to have with the last of my fig leaf syrup coffee (as I somehow have not already had my first pumpkin spice coffee of 2026)
An apple baked good, with crumb demonstrating PLENTY of apple, on a plate with a fruit motif. There is a mason jar of cold brew coffee behind it with a bee
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New Kings Democrats @newkingsdems.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Democrats shouldn't be the party of anti-democratic power grabs and denying elections. Enough is enough. Our full statement:
This June, Brooklyn Democrats elected 22 District Leaders from the Brooklyn Can’t Wait coalition who had pledged to bring a new era of leadership to a Brooklyn Democratic Party that for too long has been weak, corrupt, and visionless. 

Those 22 District Leaders make up a majority of the 42-member executive committee that will elect the party chair once they are seated at the party’s yet-to-be-announced organizational meeting. Last month, the Brooklyn Can’t Wait coalition announced their united intent to elect Julio Peña III as the new party chair.

Today, the outgoing party chair, Assemblymember Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn, announced a vague plan to throw out the party rules and pack the executive committee with more than two dozen of her handpicked party officers so that she can overrule Brooklyn voters and hang on to her position. This would be a flagrantly anti-democratic power grab, a return to the worst days of bossism — Vito Lopez tried the same trick two decades ago before he resigned in disgrace. It would go against everything our party should stand for. All Democrats should reject it.
At a time when faith in politics is at an all-time low, our party should be working to rebuild trust with voters, not telling them once again that their voices don’t matter. The Trump Republican Party is the party of lawlessness, of authoritarian leadership, and of denying election results. Democrats must be better.

Our party should be focused on winning elections in November. We have competitive races right here in Brooklyn, across NYC, and statewide. Yet the party chair is once again showing she is only concerned about herself, threatening to throw the party into chaos and sapping attention and resources away from great candidates who want to deliver for the people of New York. This adds to a long history of feckless leadership that includes botched endorsements, borrowing and spending huge sums of money to kick other Democrats off the ballot while raising nothing to support Democratic candidates in competitive general election races, and repeated allegations of corruption.
Enough is enough. We call on Assemblymember Bichotte Hermelyn to withdraw this anti-democratic scheme before she does even more damage to the Democratic Party and to the public’s trust in our elected leaders. And we call on every Democratic elected official in Brooklyn and beyond to stand up and make sure our party respects the will of the voters. Our party needs an orderly transition of power, following the rules, so we can organize and win in November.
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today an insurance agent asked me if I was a real person or a digital agent
Blade Runner 1982 poster
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The local apple tree is maybe done producing apples we can reach for the season, and some folks did in fact see us cleaning up apples as promised, so a fitting end to a fruitful season (aside from distributing apples to community members and hoping some make it to Rosh Hashanah).
A slice of somewhat sad looking gluten free apple pie with fig vanilla ice cream on a geometric tablecloth. The plate also has a fruit motif.
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Peach caprese salad, for the tomato haters who still want to enjoy August produce
Sliced peaches, fresh mozzarella, and poorly chiffoned basil with pepper, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil on Fish’s Eddy bowl plates decorated with paint samples.
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In Moonstruck (1987), Cher is 40 and playing a 37 year old and as a young middle aged that is straight up aspirational
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Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Weird to be so mad that your country gives kids more immunity superpower shots than its peers do.
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ahh yes, the two Brooklyn genders
A utility box, where sticker says “ EAT $HIT” and the other features Menachem Mendel Schneerson with the text “Messiah is here”
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have a glut of foraged apples that are or are quite similar to macintosh apples, and in trying to find the best use for the ripe ones (as I prefer a sour apple), I found that @smittenkitchen.bsky.social made these lemon ricotta pancakes with ripe macs as well: smittenkitchen.com/2007/11/lemo...
A stack of lemon ricotta pancakes with vanilla sugar and apples, with a jar of cold brew coffee on the side. Blue fuzzy slippers are visible.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Kings County Democratic Party County Committee Chair Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn, under the tablecloth, making her escape."
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Apple tree update: the apple actually can fall MUCH further from the tree than you’d expect
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Park Slope, Brooklyn, the murder capital of the world is how at least 4 of my uncles who grew up in Brooklyn in the 70s would still describe it
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Typhoid Mary only gave 57 people diarrhea and she was imprisoned until she died
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Non-GHOULbrokts @nongebrokts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Where have I seen a supposed genius trying to destroy the moon before
Sonic Adventure 2 Eggman
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