Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 11/02/2026My kid: I definitely won't be your alibi. My: Come on, I wiped your butt. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Cheeseballs and fermentation are a gift from the gods. 001
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Cockroaches and mullets will inherit the earth. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds. 000
Reposted by Nomatic MindMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home. 11338119
Reposted by Nomatic MindSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I’ll always be saucy in spirit 45219
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 27/01/2026My version of a polar plunge is sitting outside in the hot tub. 031
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If your thought process were a spice, it would be flour. 011
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 22/01/2026This land is your land, this land is my land from California to the GREENLAND island, from the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters; This land was made for you and me. 010
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It was going well until she saw my Kirkland underwear, then it was game over. 032
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Somehow I missed that a monk peace walk has been going on for months, but I like the message. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Pride will have you match into storms you aren't prepared for. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 28/12/2025To start the new year off right, I'm going to get rid of all the junk food in my house. I should be really full by the time I'm done. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I'm sending out gift baskets for Christmas this year with the following note attached: Please fill up the basket with something nice and send it back. 🎄 000
Reposted by Nomatic MindDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22/12/2025shredded cheese is just regular cheese that likes to brag about its workout routine 211146
Reposted by Nomatic MindRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit 1323962258
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Ain’t no stress, gonna steal my day. I going to move this joy my way. 000
Reposted by Nomatic MindGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 11/12/2025We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December. 316358
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I asked ChatGPT what to get my wife for Christmas. It replied, someone who listens to her. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 06/12/2025All humans are built with the capacity to take naps. My capacity is overdeveloped. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 06/12/2025McDonald's to hand out a Peace Prize with every Happy Meal. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 05/12/2025If you see a toilet in your dreams, do NOT use it. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Should you be worried if you get an empty fortune cookie? Asking for a friend. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Why have humans not evolved to smell your armpit begging for deodorant? #selfawareness 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Is there an AI that can read Estein’s emails in the voice of James Earl Jones? 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 07/11/2025My ability to consume calories far outweighs my ability to burn calories. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 04/11/2025My version of preplanning involves leaving an uncooked plate of nachos in the microwave for when I get home. 000
Reposted by Nomatic MindBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations. 1838098
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Did Boys to Men ever explain what an Alezanderpora is? 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Combining tourette's with energy drinks is never a good idea. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Starting next year, airlines can begin counting early departures toward their average on-time arrival times. Can't wait for the flight from New York to Miami to take off 6 hours early. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Can't wait for AI to start showing me targeted clothing ads with a balding, overweight model. 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Today we will break free from the chains of the Constitution!! 010
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Is it crazy to let AI take over essential functions while simultaneously remembering and forgetting that AI regularly hallucinates? 000
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 25/09/20251) What would Chuck Norris do? 2) Did you answer question 1 first? 010
Nomatic Mind @nomadic-mind.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Bruh, I put on clean underwear for the #rapture. Seems like a waste of time. 010
Reposted by Nomatic MindDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I really thought I was gonna have to stop, drop and roll more in my life. 3138196
