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NoizyShark

@noizyshark.bsky.social
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Latino dude that digs platformers, JRPGs and those games that give you a grade for doing cool combos.

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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/29KHZ3jVguk?...
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Kingdom Hearts Simple and Clean [Birth By Sleep] by Utada Hikaru 720p HD Audio Boost Remix w/Lyrics
YouTube video by kabstofly
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Hayes Madsen @solfleet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also, there’s a very nice little Easter Egg in Control
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Nintendeal @nintendeal.com · 16/09/2026
Bayonetta coming to Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PlayStation after seeing the Wolverine metacritic: "Alright Insomniac, that's enough. Give me a free-to-play 4v4 Ratchet and Clank Hero Shooter. Put tiddies on the girl-Ratchet. Heck put tiddies on Clank."
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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s my Samus
BREAKING NEWS
WOMAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE
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SHE JUST KEEPS BLOWING UP PLANETS WE CAN'T STOP HER
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just want yall to know My Grand Kirby Theory Of Everything *continues* to be proven correct Whenever life gets bad, nintendo releases a kirby game. We got one last year, we're getting one again next year THEY FUCKING KNOW www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23...
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Kirby is always there for us
Kirby returns to remind us: “Life is short, eat the cake.”
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stay hungry, we devour
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love how Nintendo saw how people reacted to the section where Samus goes berserk in Metroid Dread, and just said, "Hey Mercury Steam, just let her be more pissed off." And everybody is into that.
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New 2D Metroid, Metal Slug Collection, Persona 4 Switch2 version dropping only a couple months after other consoles, and 3D Kirby, this Direct was for ME sucks for the rest of yall.
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Evil Defeated
Alt: Elementary school girl talking with subtitles reading "The evil is defeated."
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Elizabeth (Bit) Meehan, PhD @elizabethbitmeehan.com · 25/08/2026
DOLLY GETS IT
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 29/07/2026
All the video game studios that refuse to use generative AI aftermath.site/video-games-no...
someone holding up a sign that AI crossed out
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh, like the boss of the Mafia video games. Not like. A mafia's boss... Nevermind.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The idea of AI “hallucinating” is one I wish I’d had!
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Referring to any video game with a masculine male lead as, "menslop," from now on. In fairness, I'll also be referring to any games with beautiful/androgynous men as "bishoumenslop."
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
HISPANICS EXIST IN KINGDOM HEARTS LETS GOOOO!!!!
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Opinion: Netflix's library may sound appealing, but it's customers who will take the hit, subsidizing movies, TV shows (and video games!) they may never even use." Like taxes going to hungry people is way better than subsidizing more Adam Sandler movies!
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm looking to talk with ex-console warriors who have snapped out of the whole thing for a Kotaku story. Judgment free, want to talk about your community experiences, and what has finally pushed you out of these spaces. Can be anonymous. Can be reached here or at kshepard@kotaku.com RTs appreciated!
Master Chief vs. Kratos mod
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What if I told you that all of the Publishing Agreements I have reviewed in the last 6 months (several dozen) included a no gen AI provision, wherein the use of gen AI in development is a material breach, but companies like Epic and EA are still trying to convince us the industry is cool with it
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
All this Odyssey/IMAX 70mm hype feels like a new console launch but for people with letterboxd accounts.
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Doctor Octavius talking about Peter "Weeb-head" Parker: "Brilliant, but horny."
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 17/07/2026
This feels gross. kotaku.com/this-feels-gross-2000717…
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Xbox Is Begging Us To Think About Fallout 5 Instead Of Layoffs
'What matters the most is that the games are good'
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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David Martinez from Cyberpunk Edgerunners
Alt: David Martinez from Cyberpunk Edgerunners, sitting in a car, covered in rubble making a 1000 yard stare after his two friends just died.
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not that I'm surprised that big corporations don't give a shit about me, but man it's hard to have excitement for PlayStation IPs since they're dropping discs. I plugged in my PS3 to get caught up on GOW for Laufey and I don't think I care about it anymore. I'll probably finish the trilogy and stop.
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Old School Punk Librarian @kennethf62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 01/07/2026
thinking about this today!
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There Is No Piracy Without Ownership - Aftermath
Is it stealing if we can't pay for the thing in the first place?
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tain @kntain.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
shutting down digital stores while announcing the plan to end physical game production
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
God dang this is the "New Witcher THREE DLC in 2026," of fighting games.
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm so mad. Strauss Zelnick is reaching into my wallet and pulling $79.99 USD + tax and I can't do anything to stop it. If only there were something I could do to avoid this situation!!
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Haley MacLean @haleyfax.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
ahem, AI CANNOT ASSIGN COPYRIGHT. YOU WILL NOT OWN THE THINGS THIS THING MAKES EVEN IF THEY TRY AND ASSIGN IT TO YOU. USING THIS WOULD TECHNICALLY BE IN VIOLATION OF 100% OF PUBLISHER AGREEMENTS I HAVE SEEN
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Easily a Top 5 FromSoft game.
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I think I'm just gonna wait like 3-4 months before buying new video games from now on, so I can be aware of any AI nonsense. I can just catch up on all the SNES-PS2 games I missed growing up instead.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Muramasa: Revenant Blades also confirmed for Steam buff.ly/0Zi2P0b a vanillaware title on PC...
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c: @herridot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
really unpleasant when devs seem dedicated to bringing back as many of the original japanese voice actors as possible while the english dub VAs are treated like they're totally replaceable. just feels foul
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
wisconsin miku 🤪
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wes Anderson’s Star Fox
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This will be the fourth time we have made Star Fox 64, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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Game Informer @gameinformer.com · 07/04/2026
We spoke to indie devs like Stardew Valley’s Eric Barone, voice actors like Matt Mercer, one film director, developers from Capcom, Ubisoft, Sega, and plenty more all about why Zelda is an important touchstone for them as the series celebrates 40 years. gameinformer.com/feature/2026...
The Legend Zelda: Tears of the KingdomThe Legend Zelda: Majora's MaskThe Legend Zelda: Link to the PastOriginal art from Pragmata director, Yonghee Cho, celebrating 40 years of Zelda.
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tia @exclamatia.neocities.org · 24/03/2026
alphonse upon getting his body back: DUDE I CAN EAT AGAIN!!! alphonse 12 hours after getting his body back: DUDE I CAN SHIT AGAIN!!!
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
great reporting here. basically yes DLSS 5 is running a gen AI model on the 2D output and nothing more. it doesn’t know anything about the 3D scene, textures / models / lighting / PBR other than what the model infers by looking at a frame. TL:DR, they sped up slop. youtu.be/D0EM1vKt36s?...
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Nvidia Answers my DLSS 5 Questions
YouTube video by Daniel Owen
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 18/03/2026
DLSS off // DLSS 5 on
A screenshot of Cowboy Bebop. Four misfits look directly at the camera.A promotional image for Firefly. Six misfits and a moron look at the camera.
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NoizyShark @noizyshark.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Haha I just got a Proton VPN yesterday. Whoops!!
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