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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Modern Day Typographer - Elle Cordova
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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P.K. Munroe @pkmunroe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're all dead, Dave.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Because you can't have your kayak and heat it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Sweltering southerners head to Scotland for 'coolcations'
The Scottish weather is no longer a joke as visitors head north from the rest of the UK to cool down.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bayeux Tapestry in London. Have the French learnt nothing ? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Bayeux Tapestry in 'wonderful state' after journey to London, French minister says
The French culture minister has told the BBC that the Bayeux Tapestry is in "a wonderful state".
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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BSM Williams: Oh Dear. How Sad. Never Mind.
ALT: BSM Williams: Oh Dear. How Sad. Never Mind.
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Mark Braggins @markbraggins.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Haha, nice one @privateeyenews.bsky.social !
Extract from Private Eye: Bluesky also banned

THE government confirmed today that, despite being left off the initial list, Bluesky would be included in the social media sites banned for under 16s.

Said a Downing Street spokesman, "We're determined to protect impressionable teen minds from being exposed on Bluesky to friendly polite
conversation on topics ranging from the albums of Miles Davis to classic 70s Hollywood movies and the best era of Doctor Who."

He continued, "Filling teenagers' impressionable young minds with this genial chat is no way to prepare them for the hellish Al future that awaits them."
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 06/05/2026
Double the chance of winning Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11427930 From the 'Fictional Electioneering' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/fictionalelectio… #FictionalElectioneering
An image made by monkeon posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: Double the chance of winning
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
RIP Andy Kershaw, a passionate music fan.
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Should be part of his next test.
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
now is the vernal equinox of our discontent
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I made my wife a periodic table retirement countdown calender. She's really excited that today is the last element in period 6.
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1inhalfabillion @controvagonk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Frank Sinatra was born on December 12 1915,  and died May 15 1998, which is 30,105 days. According to Wikipedia there are 40,214,302 miles of road in the world. So to have travelled "each and every highway" he would need to have maintained an average speed throughout his entire life of 55.68mph.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/03/2026
Another day, another stupid Excel chart.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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If guessing war were a game show
YouTube video by ReasonTV
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Boom chocolat
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm getting Hilton, with notes of early check-in and laundry service.
Spray can of Air Freshener, Hotel Scent
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Dedham Vale, 2030, according to National Grid.
John Constable's "The Hay Wain" with electricity pylons, as seems likely by 2030.
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Neil @nusku.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Some days I regret choosing the red pill.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Dear Mr Trump ...
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a close up of a man 's face with a green shirt
Alt: Neo from the Matrix film beckons Agent Smith to do battle
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"Sir, it's CEEFAUX" "What?" "They've gone MORE NICHE sir" "Dear God, don't they have any idea about social media?"
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Aspirational remake of the old children's TV show, but really only for thos with rich parents or who have received large inheritances.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5...
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Rubio says US not at war with Venezuela, as Maduro set to appear in New York court on Monday - live updates
The secretary of state says the US will retain
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
FFS, it's 30th December !!
Pack of Easter themed chocolates in a supermarket on 30th December
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Durrell @durrell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“I bring you fun” “I bring you sunshine” “I bring you love” The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Mr. Oil Man, start your machines
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Whatever their reasons, wasting food like this is a slap in the face to struggling families. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Four arrested over defacing of Crown Jewels display case at Tower of London
The group Take Back Power says its members poured custard and apple crumble on the display.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
No inconvemience at all.
Road sign "apologise for any inconvenience" mis-spelt "inconvemience"
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Bargain ! What could possibly go wrong ?
eBay listing for used WOPR computer
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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How to make the perfect roast potatoes 🔥🥔 #potatoes #christmas #xmasdinner
YouTube video by The Fitness Chef
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Eva Amsen @evaamsen.com · 02/12/2025
"Could this be a scam?" asked the bank pop-up when I tried to buy toner for the printer. Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"Let us not forget, Baldrick, that you solved the problem of your mother's low ceilings by cutting off her head" Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Nothing else has happened in Norfolk for 267 years.
County sign for Norfolk # Nelson's County
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 12/11/2025
Thx to Julie Ivory on Facebook for a great meme
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/10/2025
“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Stumbled on this work of genius.
Wikipedia article about the Renault 3 in phonetic Scots
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Yorkshire Tea @yorkshiretea.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is… (thanks brain)
The sheet music for Fawlty towers. Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:
Won’t you come and stay in our hotel,
Where things they may not go so very well,

As Basil…The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:
…shouts and cries
While Sybil rolls her eyes
And Polly tries to help Manuel
(Please don’t ring the bell)

There’s a rat that’s being hid a–The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:

–waaaay
Oh and a salad that’s seen better days
Oh there’s a missing door and
Please don’t mention war
And then you’re…The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written:

Sure  –  to  have – a  pleas–ant. stay.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
🎵 I don't care if Monday's grey Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey Thursday's also pretty grey It's Friday I'm a dog
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My main lesson from the #Rayner stamp duty issue, is how horribly complicated and unclear the UK tax laws are.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Westerners' Chinese tattoos be like
YouTube video by Chinese with Jessie
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm 110% committed to accurate figures. 😉
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Noisy @noisyjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
"bof" is actually in the French dictionary. I always thought it was a stereotype by the English.
Definition of "bof" in Larousse dictionary.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
Photo of Tom Lehrer
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