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Noah Tension Span

@noahtensionspan.bsky.social
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Master & Protector of the Inadvertent. Training to be Archbishop of the Niche. aseethe.bandcamp.com

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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 19h
Oh I KNEW I was gonna suck at this so I passed. Looks sick though.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 21h
Homer being frank sarcastically to the whereabouts of Ned's Wife.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Meeting the locals of Osage Beach, MO. after the tourist season.
Me and a new friend.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH THIS OLD HAT...
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Literally wrote that and then deleted. Great minds and whatnot.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The most quoted among my close ones.
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Kids In The Hall - Drunk Father Birthday Advice
YouTube video by Eric Cost
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Counterpoint: I could own Chicago this way.
"Life ain't all hotdogs & handjobs".
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Appleseed Cast performing at Gabe's Oasis. Casket Lottery opened as well (a band I never saw live in the 20+ years of listening to them) It was nice to revisit a time before eye make-up took a hold of emo. 😋
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That line-up is bonkers. Bummed Imma be on the tail-end of tour and miss this one cuz this'll be tough as nails.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My YouTube algorithm is: Ethiopian Jazz TUREK Chill vibes HINSON Calm drone BOHANNON 10 hour space bedroom DANGEROUS LIBERALS Menu HE LIVES IN KANSAS John Cage 600 year organ piece CANCER IN THE WATER Video game trailers...
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star [REDACTED]!
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still my favorite was Alien Sex Fiend at the Co-op.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chemtrails but gluten
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous but it is Boz Scaggs "Silk Degree"
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My vote is for Moonlighting.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tracking vocals in my basement for an upcoming album and hoping the neighbors around me come to that conclusion.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you, Pam. I was told I had a good time. 🥴
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Meanwhile, Penny...
Penny from Stardew Valley looking to punch you in the mouth.
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 05/09/2026
My. God.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Playing in Chicago Wednesday night with loud af bands. Spread the word.
Show flyer for SHRINEBURNER's record release show with ASEETHE & BARREN HEIR @ The Beat Kitchen in Chicago. Sept. 2nd.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Getting into this tonight. Pretty excited.
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The Immortal John Triptych - Official Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
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Drew Bissell / Floating Cave @floatingcave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit, The RZA, The GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killa, & the Method Man
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SOMEBODY CHECK ON ELVIRA NOW.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Rocko's Modern Life logo switched to "Rocko's Modern Life Is War"
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 21/08/2026
Let's get busy!
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S07E09 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming (3F08) 26 November 1995
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Son of Man!
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Aseethe are heading south in October! Performing mostly new material with our friend Mike Boyd (Stander) on drums and guitar. Flyer design by the insanely talented @unknownrelic.com
Tour flyer for Aseethe for October 7-17, 2026.

10/7 - Columbia, MO - PDM
10/8 - Tulsa, OK - Whittier Bar
10/9 - Lawrence, KS - Farewell
10/10 - Dallas, TX - Double Wide
10/11- Austin, TX - Lost WELL
10/12 - Lafayette, LA - Freetown Boom Boom Room
10/13 - Baton Rouge, LA - Mid City Ballroom
10/14 - New Orleans, LA - Roadside
10/15 - Memphis, TN - Hi Tone
10/16 - Birmingham, AL - True Story Brewing
10/17- St. Louis, MO - Sinkhole
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yuri columbo 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @psychpunk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Run a website like it's a small town bar who cares
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Apparently my 3 current favorite musical tastes are: 1.) Ugly Caveman Riffs 2.) The prettiest acoustic guitar pieces 3.) Songs you would hear in an Express clothing store 20 years ago.
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 11/08/2026
damn sequel already
the one night only poster but it says one nighttle after another and bobbferguson from one battle after another is in the background
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Silmareal housewives of Middle-earth
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
THE BEST CUSTOMER I EVER HAD: "Say, you all carry those Castlevania olives?"
A jar of castelvetrano olives.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
CAT GOT DUMBASS SAUCE ALL O'ER THEMSELVES.
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Captain Pooky @captainpooky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Damn the Star Wars Power Wash DLC only wants to pay $350 for cleaning a whole ass AT-AT walker. No wonder the Empire lost.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(Don Ho voice): 🎶Liberal bubbles in the format make me happy...🎶
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you are talking "Pleasuredome", hell yeah it does.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"I don't like music, I just try to fix it." -Bob Weston
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oddly enough, this is what got me back into wrestling!
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jimothy spoke in class today 🎶
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It does. I'm a month into 47 and I'm like "OH HERE WE ARE AGAIN..."
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Neurosis at Fire In The Mountains festival. Siiiiiiiiiiick.
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Neurosis at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
YouTube video by 🐺 Jackal Today
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Marge 

THERE'S FUNKY WINKERBEAN!
OVER HERE, FUNKY!
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
C'MON. MY GUY HERE IS GIVING YOU DISCO ELYSIUM. THE GAME I ALWAYS GO TO WHEN I TRY TO START BALDUR'S GATE 3. IT RULES.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Even the very tall (in the US)
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Barry Burns @barry.mogwai.scot · 18/07/2026
Noel there’s a toilet around the corner could you not have waited
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2nd dose is where October Rust happens?
Kyle MacLachian looking like Peter Steele over.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We talkin' Corn Boi here or just in general? Cuz your answer still stands correct. Was pretty bummed I had to work while this was going on. Had some fun times seeing SCW at The Wildwood BBQ joint.
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Noah Tension Span @noahtensionspan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
NO HOUNDS FOR LOVE.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yes. I’ve seen the Brakrooms meme.
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