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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Aaron Rodgers: "Well, Al Michaels, I plan on spending my time after retirement trying to impregnate my AI wife by busting fat nuts into a computer"

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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

will hitting the black arrow is so fucking beautiful

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Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum: 24-of-34 for 247 yards, 2 TD and a passer rating of 110.8 Bears 27, Eagles 7 The Bears are 2-1.

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pat Bryant out there looking like prime Harden with the foul baiting

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Seriously how strong are the percs that they gave Rodgers today, dude is moving like he's five years younger

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

NINE in the box

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A-T-L chants at Lambeau. Insane shit.

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i am going to throw up this is the worst possible timeline

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

death, woe, plague, and despair upon the Liberty Mutual marketing department.

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

they gotta fix the rules on fumbles man

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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cowboys defense is the Alex Jones weight loss meme

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Green Bay Sucks chants in Carolina are amazing

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Holy shit Rome Odunze

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/09/2026

Watching sports on Netflix is undignified

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nick Bosa playing on the Kirkaversary might be a generational talent

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Collinsworth just said Romeo Drops.

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 10/09/2026

Absolutely love everything about this. ❤️ #AEWDynamite

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The 8.5 games in which LeBron and Embiid play together this year are going to be absolutely electric

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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Alex Gattegno @agattegno.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Only one person scored on spain all tournament. That's right, Charles De Ketelaere

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hey what the FUCK dude how do they keep fucking doing it

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This is some insane soccer to watch. Absolute peak stuff.

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

My dad is already pissy about the ref and we're only eleven minutes in. Great stuff brewing here.

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

KENNY FUCKING OMEGA LETS FUCKING GO DUDE

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BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Egypt's goalie is playing an insane game holy shit. Sad I can't watch the rest of this.

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Noahconstrictor @noahconstrictor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The only time I'll ever be able to truly celebrate a brazen act of corruption by the Trump administration is this. Love to see the US finally getting how to be good at this sport (bribery).

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/07/2026

Lama Su, Prime Minister of Kamino, has revealed in an Instagram Live that he attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s iconic wedding at Madison Square Garden. Congratulations to the happy couple!

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

They let Tony Khan book this one

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