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@no381.bsky.social
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PokéJungle — Friend of Malamar @pokejungle.bsky.social · 18h
Saw @mkbhd.com's video on a new feature coming to YouTube — video A/B testing. That means you may not be watching the same version of a video that a friend is. Along with algorithms that push online audiences into separate camps, now people cannot even trust that they've watched the same content.
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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 20h
the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"
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Neal Rice @flakeal.so · 28/09/2026
I went to Sillyville and everyone knew you
Sign that says “Welcome to Sillyville”
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dumb boy dissociates while running to resist tomorrows horrors (featuring the perpetual beef barn boy) #no381gyms @jampri.bsky.social
Oh no please ignore the sweat
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Peter Parker (as played by Tobey Magobey) crying: UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED

Uncle Ben lying on the floor with a beleeding gunshot wound in his chest: [object Object]

(this is a programming joke)
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I see it’s time for Bsky to shit itself again
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hilarious that they're talking about interference with the secret service's radio signals on the broadcast and the audio immediately goes to shit
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
COWORKER: ah thanks for the information, i appreciate you digging for that. i'll take this back now. ME: two hops this time COWORKER: ... right foot two stomps?
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
don’t let society tell you you can’t make your yourself a fragrant cup of coffee at 9pm 🥰
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Ticky🏳️‍🌈 @drac.at · 23/09/2026
I hear tell that a straightforward Quest 2/Pro/3/3s rooting tool just dropped; if you own one of them and you're sick of Meta's crapware, go block updates/get it off your network *right now*
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
currently stuck in my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bg... GIMMIE THAT MOTIVATION GIMMIE THAT MOTIVATION
youtube.com
Carly Rae Jepsen - Motivation (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
two schweddy bois #no381gyms @jampri.bsky.social
Us being silly
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 22/09/2026
a bedazzled security camera
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 21/09/2026
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ran across a thread on Reddit using AI to report Steam Frame scalpers, with discussion among the comments "its real funny to see everyone immediately abandon their anti-ai stance when they see it working towards something they want" leading to a debate of an ethical use of unethical foundation
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
would you believe i actually forgot
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
youtube.com
I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
opb.org
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s here!
Carly Rae Jepsen’s Day and Night on Vinyl
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18/09/2026
I'd say I don't want to rain on your parade but my worst quality is I'm passionate about marketing so I am actually all too happy to talk about brand guidelines and why it actually sucks that Roxas is dabbing
aftermath.site
Fortnite Is Selling Your Favorite Characters Back To You As Husks
Fortnite's latest crossover season is a weird branding exercise that's bad for both companies and fans
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jb @jbc.lol · 11/08/2026
PLEASE FUCKING LABEL YOUR NSFW IMAGES. PLEASE. BLUESKY PEOPLE. PLEASE.
bluesky post composer with the labels button circled and arrows pointing at itadd a content warning dialog with all the options in the adult content section circled and arrow pointing, with text "choose one"
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wait is this why he just banned CNN from the white house
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Melody don’t let that weasel hug you while you celebrate #bb28
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
marked safe from spending $$$ on the steam frame (ended up beyond the number of available units)
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 17/09/2026
being very professional in my latest monologue

Shut the fuck up! You build cloud software! You are in full control of what gets built or not! Just because you don’t fully understand how Large Language Models make their decisions doesn’t mean that they’re “out of control” or “have their own intentions,” and your unwillingness to explain the difference and further fuel anthropomorphism only makes me more certain that you need to shut your fucking mouth.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
very funny to pretend that bluesky takes toxicity seriously when their lead engineer is openly posting like this lol
@katelynburns.com: Literally do not have tome for that every month. That's just not how humans work.

@why.bsky.world: You’re a podcast host, you have enough free time to talk to the latest chatbot every so often

@katelynburns.com: you think I do my podcast full time?

@why.bsky.world: Well I assumed “freelance journalist” was just a euphemism for unemployed “influencer” so yeah

@katelynburns.com:  Lol

@why.bsky.world: Claiming to be a journalist while refusing to do some pretty basic research is some clown shit
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 17/09/2026
whoever keeps adding these incredibly bleak emoji like... it surprises me, but they're right to do so. They understand the current world and what the people need.
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Tamamo Crossfaded @ Home @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Harbour Masters(Ship of Harkinian team) Using AI Code + AI Assets in All of Their Ports Now www.resetera.com/threads/16...
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What does it say about the state of things if "manually organizing books in a magical library" is more fun than one's own job
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
current vibe youtu.be/17dQtUO5wB8
youtu.be
Super Plage - SEXY ET FATIGUÉE (Feat. Laurence Camille)
YouTube video by Super Plage
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that feeling when you can feel the anxiety wave washing away as your brain leverages the ADHD to forget about things that are stressing you out, like a weight being lifted off your shoulders which then causes you to realize you've forgotten what you need to get done, instilling the anixety again 🤨
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anyone else find it funny (in a haha dark humor kind of way) that the whole “nobody wants to work anymore” narrative was followed quickly in time by “I don’t want to pay you” and the sudden force-feeding and job cannibalism that is “use AI or else” followed by “you trAIned your replacement”
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[metroid] cold intolerance
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This feels like a threat
A fortune cookie slip that is cut off reading:
PANDA EXPRESS
SOON YOU WILL GET THE
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like my men how I like my ceiling fans: reversible with variable speed
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what's going on with the tariffs but what's going on with the passage of time. don't worry kitten. ok yay
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
marked safe from flying home on the 25th anniversary of 9/11
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Kryger @no381.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
bag secured thanks to the lord of space and friends (thanks @shoy.dev )
Giratina poking out of the top of a bag covered in Pokemon pins, GameCube controller keychains, a 1996 Pikachu, and Yoshi. How will people know I’m a nerd without them?
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10/4 디페 U08a Seagull.exe/갈맥 @seagullexe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cooking PCB
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Brian Scally @brianscally.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me coming out to my straight friends: #BB28
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kennedy @sillyfroot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m shocked. Shocked, I say. By this completely predictable and obvious information.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026
AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money
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