Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 14/12/2024What do pornhub and Aldi have in common? They both love a 3 bird roast. 010
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Your wife has a tattoo above her vagina that reads (insert joke here). 120
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I think we’ve been had. I think we’re being manipulated. I think social media in its current form is damaging to both us as individuals and society. I think I want to be free for a while. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 08/12/2024It’s nice to see a white supremacists sticking to tradition by being arrested for assault instead of taking roles in government. 020
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 08/12/2024“We’re just two guys who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps. Never given anything by anyone”. 011
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I can count on the fingers of one hand how many times I’ve had an accident with the band saw. 030
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 07/12/2024When a customer pulls out a massive wad of cash I like to play a little game I call “Builder or drug dealer” 010
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Pluralism was the first casualty of social media. 000
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyBig Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It's #buyastrangerabook day! People buy each other books cos they can & it's ace! @sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website & sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice. So, if there's a particular book you'd like courtesy of Sophie, get in touch! UK onlybiggreenbookshop.comBuy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people 373
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Whenever people look at my dick pics they all say the same thing. “Is….is that a Fez?” 020
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Just had my first “Have a nice Christmas”. Anyone beat that? 020
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 01/12/2024someone you find attractive at a funeral is a 'mourning would' 517437
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 01/12/2024The bitcoin bots are easily startled but they’ll soon be back and in greater numbers. 020
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I thought “middle class women of a certain age” was a category on Porn hub. #greggwallace 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Today at work for funsies I’m going to play how many coffees can an overweight middle aged man drink before he feels a tingle in his arm. I bet it’s 7. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 30/11/2024My new Dr says I’m paranoid. I think he’s been talking to my old doctor. 010
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtySpooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Want to go to a used book store? Me: 0254
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyDanny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024My mom when people try to help her in the kitchen 452890224
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If your Chinese food is too bright you might want to dim sum. 1162
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If science can make a chia pet, then it can make wearable plants too... I want some cilantrousers, and I want them now. 25215
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Life keeps beating the living snot out of me and you’re over here moaning about getting Lemons. 000
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyBig Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 27/11/2024It's #buyastrangerabook day! People buy each other books cos they can and it's ace! Earlier, @sewfee.bsky.social went onto my website and sent me £20 to buy someone the book of their choice. So, if there's a book you'd like, get in touch! UK only 158
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 27/11/2024People are often surprised when I tell them this: both Twitter and Facebook/insta/threads are now specifically engineered to downgrade, hide, suppress real journalism. If this platform is different, that's a huge change 456371977639
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I hope this email finds you because tbqh I don’t think I know who you are or what you do. 010
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtySam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 25/11/2024If you fart and cum at the same time, your vagina takes a screenshot. 12607
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I’ve decided very recently to read a lot of books about tyranny. I don’t know why….. 000
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyFomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I'd have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, falling anvils/pianos, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it's mostly been weight gain and existential dread. 22503131
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Wait. By not mentioning the writer does that mean she’s the mystery writer…. 010
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I wonder if there has ever been an unseedy underbelly. You get there and are like this underbelly is pretty nice. I think I could start a life here. 132
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024It’s nearly that Thursday when Americans give thanks for something. And the rest of the world says shut up and get to tomorrow when we can watch footage of you trampling each other trying to get 20% off a TV you fat fucks. 120
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Just had a coworker cut and paste an entire email into IM. My response: Yes, I saw the email 1166
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I’m amazed they all don’t just piss in the speakers office. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Call me a traditionalist but I like to do my fleeing in the middle of the night. Not at the beginning or the end. 042
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 24/11/20243 different colour wires in your plug. 1 will shock you. 010
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Of all the stupid football cliches the stupidest is “it’s a save you’d expect him to make”. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Alright mate. You joined a different social media platform. You didn’t free the slaves. Calm the fuck down. 010
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Out of respect for the passing of John Prescott punch somebody in the face today. 010
Reposted by Neil Friday McGourtyNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 20/11/2024English is just three Germanic languages in a French coat 431279308
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Archaeologists spend a lot more time kneeling in the dirt than Indiana Jones films led us to believe. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Who me? I’m just flirting with the voices in my head. 010
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I think I speak for all the visible erections when I say “My eyes are up here madam”. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024It feels quite serious on here. To counter act this we need a little silliness. So I’m wearing no pants. Let me know if I need to take it up a notch and I’ll wear a silly hat. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The “not my circus. Not my monkeys..” folk are always the ones telling you what to do. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 19/11/2024media.tenor.coma man with long hair has the words oh no my party 's having a rowALT: a man with long hair has the words oh no my party 's having a row 121
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Hello darkness my old friend. Sorry I didn’t text back. 000
Neil Friday McGourty @nmcg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024If you’ve come here to get away from Elon and Trump you’ve made a horrible mistake. 90% of posts seem to be about one or both. Me, I’m just here for the under boob. 141
