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Nick Chainey

@nlfg.bsky.social
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#Watfordfc #canucks #saracens #history #punk #politics Card carrying member of the tofu eating wokerati. Manics / Public Service Broadcasting / Ash / Anchoress. Was once accused of looking like Nathan Lowndes.

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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 4h
Fucking fuck me
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 4h
Should have assumed Venter ball would started to have its effect
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 4h
I'm sorry but I can't take Kudus seriously
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 4h
FFS.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 5h
Could be worse though, could be Leicester.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 5h
😂😂😂🤌
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 5h
static.klipy.com
Nicholas Cage: You Don't Say?
ALT: Nicholas Cage: You Don't Say?
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 6h
Glorious. Still showing how little rain we've had though 😬🤦
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 6h
#watfordfc
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 7h
Pretends to be shocked.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 7h
Prevent, surely? Like... it's not healthy or normal to be that keen on watching someone die.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 7h
Ooof. She's a keeper.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 8h
This is probably controversial but..... bloody hell. Pork scratchings are really good, aren't they?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20h
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 11h
😂 thoughtful. I even got to take my eldest to an ice skating competition *whilst Sarries are playing*
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The Office: David Brent Speaks
ALT: The Office: David Brent Speaks
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 12h
*wrapped in a brick
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 12h
And obviously I'm in the wrong country. But apart from that.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 12h
I'd take up the offer but, outrageously, due to BT Sport my missus is working at Stone X today. Which means I have to parent. Disgusting, really.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 12h
#matesbeforedates
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 12h
Literally cannot get my head around why anyone gives a fuck about him either way. 🤷
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 14h
Glory to Ukraine
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 12h
Didn't realise Elon was over here
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zelenskyy issues a statement responding to Trump’s deal with Putin to lift sanctions to purchase Russian oil and diesel.
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
meme formatted as a two-panel Simpsons scene. In the top panel, Homer Simpson driving a car has Donald Trump's face photoshopped over his head, with text above reading "AI is called SI now!" Two men stand on the sidewalk watching. In the bottom panel, one of the men asks "What'd he say?" and the other replies "I dunno. Something about being a pedophile."
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's become a catchphrase for Badenoch that "We have to be SERIOUS" - and she's right about that. Yet every announcement is like this: a burst whoopie-cushion of wrong numbers, bungled data and stuff someone found on Google. The gulf between rhetoric and reality is positively cavernous.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're not wrong though 😂 Impressive how both the Greens and Farage ltd basically peaked at the same time
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nobody likes a show off, Robert.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking hell, this is appalling.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Huh. I don't remember that being a key part of anything I've ever read in socialism.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bloke looks good in everything. Not fair, really.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want - to be clear - to die
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s easy to mock Kemi Badenoch’s Conservative party. It’s fun, too, so let’s give it a go.
jonn.substack.com
The Last Laugh
This week: oh god, she’s calling it Kemistry. Also: why is every English word for toilet a euphemism? And some notes on Winston Churchill’s cats.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoever nicknamed him Saddo Hussein is a genius.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ramon Vega? #fifa
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/10/2026
walks around with a big coat and no underwear
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm glad I'm smart enough to know what I don't know, and not make a dick of myself arguing with experts like many lemmings seem to do with @dankaszeta.bsky.social every time there's riots
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today I learnt that N-Dubz were still a thing
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DelMcG @delmcg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean, Messi has the chance to do the funniest thing in his final match tonight and do the stupid "Siu" celebration if/when he scores against Benin
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Welcome to Scotland, Sébastien. Will you put an end to the days of Scotland underperforming at the major summer tournaments?” “Yes, but not in the way you mean”
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 06/10/2026
Aaaah that Ronaldo statement is insane, how can he be such a tit
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because he has an ego the size of the sun?
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My problem with those beers is the inability to slow down my pace of drinking. Shouldn't be slamming through that like a lager 🤦
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But but but.....Obama wore a tan suit
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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awful coverage of Jeffrey Archer's death on the BBC. First apparently he's the author of 380 million books... that's prolific. Second, he died in between writing sessions. Are you sure about that; *between*? He wrote, died, then got up and wrote a bit more did he?
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is fun #my9albums
Reel Big Fish: Why Do They Rock So Hard
Fat Wreck Chords compilation, Short Music for Short People 
Bad Religion: Process of Belief 
Queen: Greatest Hits
Amen: We Have Come For your Parents
System of a Down: Toxicity 
Rage Against The Machine (self titled)
Queens of the Stone Age: Songs for the Deaf
Weezer: blue album
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.
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Nick Chainey @nlfg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂 these are not serious people
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