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Nik Halton

@nikhalton.bsky.social
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Deployer of bathos.

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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
@findtree.bsky.social WhatsApp not working. Menu fine
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 30/06/2025
Newsletter: It's time for a radical new approach to tech CEOs: mocking them, because they talk like idiots and provide little value to society outside of their dedication to shareholder value. They sound stupid, they do nothing, and it's time to fight back. www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
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Make Fun Of Them
Have you ever heard Sam Altman speak? I’m serious, have you ever heard this man say words from his mouth?  Here is but one of the trenchant insights from Sam Altman in his agonizing 37-minute-long p...
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I have several questions
A Google news article from gov.uk saying David Mitchell convicted for covering road with potatoes and silt and the options for topics in not interested in being potatoes and silt.
No it's not that David Mitchell. 
No I have never down an interest via Google in either potatoes or silt
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
News alerts the BBC app has chosen to push to me today: Iran - Israel missiles Celebrity chef has mental illness One of these things is not like the other. All due respect to the chef and the seriousness of his condition, but a global news story? Really?
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
@findtree.bsky.social
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
What do you mean silly? I'm clearly fabulous
A small daft Norfolk terrier having a bit of a stretch after another well earned snooze
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Greetings
A small daft Norfolk terrier in his natural habitat, sleeping on an armchair and looking silly
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
@findtree.bsky.social
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This, with a side order of "maybe we could stop giving them publicity and creating a myth around them" feels like a simple thing to test
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
@aptshadow.bsky.social hello. Sorry if this is a silly question: does it matter to you the format in which I buy your work. Question coming from a financial benefit perspective, but answer as you see fit. I own a kindle but lately would prefer not to spend money with Amazon.
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Danny Baker looks well
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@findtree.bsky.social they're playing your tune
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Genius
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 20/04/2025
Love it when people say 'my hair's really fine, but I've got loads of it.' That's literally what hair is, if you had one thick one you would be a rhino
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Wait, @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com is a fan of Ghost? I'm not sure how to process this
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I don’t know who the guy on the right is, but that’s Pastor Dutchie on the left hand side.
Two pastors.
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Fingered Mouse
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Fingered Mouse
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
THREAD: A Terry Pratchett book signing was going pretty much as usual when a man in full wizard regalia asked, "You write about magic with such clarity and honesty, you really seem to have a deep personal understanding. I've always wondered, are you a practitioner yourself?"
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A few minutes late but: Merry Christmas to...
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I run a 90s dance night down our local club. We have a strict ‘No festive tunes’ policy. At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
NO. MORE. GEOFREYS #GeoffreyBoycott
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
George Wallace → @MrGeorgeWallace
Shout out to the top 5 ropes in the
world, jump, tight, at the end of my, go piss up a, and "The Final
Countdown" by Eu.
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Phil Fauxden
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Nik Halton @nikhalton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@adamcsharp.bsky.social why did we decide that cat skinning is our baseline for things that can be done in many ways? And since it was a bit illicit (substituting cat fur for quality) are we using it wrong? Is it actually describing inefficient, uncoordinated proliferation?
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
There needs to be a subscription takeaway service. Pay a yearly or monthly subscription fee to have a pre-ordered takeaway delivered automatically at a set time each week. Want fish and chips every Friday without the hassle of ordering? Done.
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