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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A backup quarterback somewhere down the line against this team is going to make themselves a gajillion dollars
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If this thing falls apart like it appears to be doing, the NFL is going to banish the Lions to 1PM and a couple London games so goddamn hard
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was the best thing Tim Lester ever did for WMU as a coach and he literally was head coach for WMU.
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nobody deserved that shit more than Michigan
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I said I wouldn’t talk shit about Walt Bell because he got us a MAC title but I have no fucking clue what his plan was today
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WMU is clearly trying not to get its QB banged up before conference play but the QB is most effective as a runner and horrid as a passer. As a result they’re making him play like a normal QB and going exactly how you’d expect
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will not let WMU ruin this beautiful fall day
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next week should clear things up, but it’s been settled WMU beat Michigan but for an error by the big ten, and WMU is unranked while Michigan AND Oklahoma both retain their T25 status. It’s insane
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice to be reminded that I will never ever see the Lions win a superbowl
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They say you know an empire collapsed when the power goes out and nobody comes to fix it
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So I think I land here: 1. If the stadium clock isn’t The Clock, what are we doing man? 2. Probably worth a long discussion about whether a gap in clocks is expected and, if so, is that acceptable? I lean no on both but don’t know nearly enough about How This Works
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The other consolation prize for me here is that given Michigan’s reputation as cheaters combined with the likelihood that whatever explanation the B1G gives will be seen as bullshit, this probably snowballs into being more embarrassing than just losing the game
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mean if this is true they lied to him
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone saw Western win and MICHIGAN fans stormed the field on us. This is a successful night even if it hurts
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A nation comes together to watch the last true piece of monoculture: UMass-Rutgers
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches theonion.com/study-shows-benefits-o…
Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/08/2026
Imma keep it a buck... if JD Vance the artist formally known as James Donald Bowman lifted his finger to get sassy with me on Al Gore's internet ... imma clear him out
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
One thing Gen Z got completely right is loose fitting clothes. I dread the day skinny jeans return
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just saw a clip of ted lasso where they run an american football set piece and god I’ve never been happier I never watched that show
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 23/07/2026
wrangler husband
dale earnhardt
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m keeping balance in the universe by cleaning the entire house while my wife is gone for the day, but I will be ripshit drunk when she gets home
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The american broadcast brimming with positivity after this is exactly why we’re unserious about this whole thing. This was a disaster and we should be annoying about it
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despi…
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
[getting drunk patriotically] man shoutout martin van buren dawg
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Time to introduce the Belgians to real beer
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shut the fuck up. You want to be nasty own it. You selling titty milk like it on the menu at Baskin Robins. Stop being a dumb bitch. The only health benefit is attracting simps. Now put that shit in a wifu cup with tits they gotta suck on and you got yourself a product. You're welcome. FUCK.
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cape Verde
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It’s driving me insane. The structure in that picture that makes it offensive is *the fucking white house*
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Can’t ever forgive the Spurs for letting this happen
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
That brunson shot everyone says is a flagrant on wemby…are you guys okay? Respectfully wtf are you talking about lol
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
every once in a while you've gotta remember we're living in the best time to be alive in human history, even if there's obviously a lot of evil out there that needs to be defeated
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
4 of 23 from 3? The Knicks were so scared of the Pistons they became them
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It’s A2 for me. It certainly works at Doing Some Things but most of those things aren’t worth drying out a local river
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Paul Reed only played 8 minutes
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well I guess the good thing is the Lebron 23-straight is no longer the worst thing that’s ever happened
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Gores might fire bickerstaff after seeing this
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Group chat currently talking about most painful ways to die
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Justin @niffocnitsuj.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well that might be all she wrote
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