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deneb @v3gaaltair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

[resurrecting satire just to put it in front of a firing squad]

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demeter when her daughter goes missing

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

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I actually want to see Alex Jones have a fart attack over this more than I want to go to Aqua

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I usually have to bribe myself to get something annoying done, so I get it.

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I would not be a good president. but I would be mostly alive and I can tell the difference between an elephant and a giraffe, which seems to be where the bar is currently.

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if I was president the first law would be no big trucks. they’re going in the shredder. if you park like a rude idiot, jail. littering is 100 years of community service. if you use AI you’re going straight to the moon. and you don’t even want to know what I’m doing to the guns. (melting them.)

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I was going to put off getting my blood drawn today but then I just went and got it done. out of nowhere. like some kind of person who does things. very weird. do not recommend.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I put stairway to heaven on all my playlists so I can skip it and say “no stairway. denied.” because I like to have fun.

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I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

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I am a MAN. I am BRAVE. I don’t need a wimpy VACCINE. I have my rock hard BALLS to protect me. my ex friend KEVIN said balls should not be rock hard. I wrote KEVIN IS A BETA on the dumpster I live in behind TACO BELL.

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I’m done saying “WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!!!!” ten thousand times a day. I’m getting a big rubber stamp that says it and I’m just going to stamp that shit on every forehead I see. twice on the big ones.

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dying from a preventable illness, the bravest thing of all. 🫡🇺🇸

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“I have the best IQ. I can almost always tell when something is an elephant or not. I took a test and they said, sir, your brain. wow. they want to study it for science.”

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“do you have any glasses that scream I have never known the touch of an alive human woman” as a matter of fact

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the most hot dogs I’ve eaten in a single sitting is 4. which still feels like a lot of hot dogs.

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have you ever watched one of those contests? it’s wild! they dunk them in water to soggy ‘em up. 🥴

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

the only thing worse than winning a hot dog eating contest is losing a hot dog eating contest. imagine eating 87 hot dogs for nothing.

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There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

VOICEOVER: are you tired of ME: absolutely

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Salute to an all-time tweet

tweet from raandy: trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]

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Chris “Chance!” Brown @chancesecond.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

”the economy’s great! No inflation at all!’

Everything costs one hundred dollars
Everything costs one hundred dollars
Everything costs one hundred dollars

Buying three sandwiches, that’s a bill

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katie miller: [closing the drapes so the sun doesn’t sizzle the skin of her conservative husband who looks like he’s been summoned by the necronomicon] liberal men are so unattractive.

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“our son was run over by our car” okay so transformers are real and this is how i find out??

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“we don’t owe anyone anyth-“ [STAMP]

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