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Nick Simon

@nicksimon.bsky.social
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Free agent writer. Also, Mailman! Formerly: SB Nation, DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian www.nicholasjsimon.com

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Cam @camislike.com · 12h
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 21h
Sick, I get to make myself sadder by seeing how Todd Bowles blows this.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 21h
If this season goes south, I’ll watch Kansas State just to see what’s happening on Earth 2 where USF lands the plane with Collin Klein.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 21h
Why did our Labrador retriever brained head coach talk smack about the Alamodome. Why did he do that. You didn’t have to do that.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 22h
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 22h
MY SON
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 23h
DJ Crowther is a strong dude
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 23h
The American Conference’s branding is so wack dog. I hate this commercial of an eagle flying through a desert. None of our schools are in the desert!
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 23h
And if the Rays lost last night, they’d be on too.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 23h
Josh Aldridge has been cooking.
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Jerry, Iraola Believer #DPMO @jerrysjusttalkin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aaron Judge post-game presser:
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I, for one, respect the Alamodome.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are at war with the UTSA Roadrunners. We have always been at war with the UTSA Roadrunners.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are at war with the UTSA Roadrunners. We have always been at war with the UTSA Roadrunners.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Junior Caminero breaks out the broom for a Rays sweep 🧹
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/nCEnKcpzi8o?...
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Yankees Lose
YouTube video by YOLIT1 Does Stuff
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
START SPREADING THE BROOOMS
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gaaahh, that was almost ballgame.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
KABLAM
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also the White Bronco chase game!
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rockets fans after Game 5 of the 1994 NBA Finals:
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even when the University of Texas finally integrated, stuff like this held them back for decades.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally, the porch turns against them.
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Original Chungus @tronknotts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every time one a company proves it's rich enough to buy another company it is suddenly too poor to employee everyone at both companies
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It sucks that it took something this stupid and catastrophic to finally get Booker T a world title.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“You see this really good running back that you have? Just give it to him.”
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Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
ALT: Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Falcons finally learned that they can simply press the “Bijan Robinson” button.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DJ KITTY MENTIONED
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/10/2026
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Hurr hurr hurr, look at all of these Yankees/Red Sox fans taking over the Trop. How embarrassing.” Brother, those people were born and raised in New Port Richey. Never stepped foot in the Bronx but root for the Yanks because their grandpappy moved the family down to Florida in the 70’s or whatever
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe Wazzu getting left behind in the Pac-12 wreckage wasn’t so bad…
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will this work
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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obviously, the unsmost guy is the big thing here. But his boy in the background nodding along in some kind of Birds cape or shawl is also A tier.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another second half where Jalen Hurts does nothing. We are monitoring the situation.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eagles is a disgrace
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Red Zone, slow down. Too much is happening!
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, the “it’s the Titans” statute of limitations have run out. He stinks.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am begging for someone to actually be good in the NFC South. Anyone! Because if everyone is struggling, you can convince yourself “well, we’re only a game out!”
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dog, the leaves haven’t even turned yet and our season is already over. Very cool!
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This team could still defense/ball control its way to 9-10 wins in this conference. But brother, I need Tim Beck off the premises by Christmas. Hart has to take the training wheels off and make an actual hire there.
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jedd Fisch feels like a prime beat the posse out of town candidate. You can't do the flirt with other jobs thing and then be on 2 losses before the leaves have even changed colors dawg
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It would also help to have a line that doesn’t have Michael Van Buren staring at death half the time.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This team could still defense/ball control its way to 9-10 wins in this conference. But brother, I need Tim Beck off the premises by Christmas. Hart has to take the training wheels off and make an actual hire there.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4. No swag. All business.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bryce Underwood’s going to have fun in the Dan Lanning Rehab Center for Damaged Five Stars.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are at war with the Temple Owls. We have always been at war with the Temple Owls.
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matt Campbell gave in to the Joebots and suffered instant karma. Tough scene.
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