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Nick Simon

@nicksimon.bsky.social

2.2K followers 267 following 4.7K posts

Free agent writer. Also, Mailman! Formerly: SB Nation, DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian www.nicholasjsimon.com

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 3h

Kamario Taylor, how would you like to fire the cannons in two years

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 4h

Mike Tomlin is never coaching again lmaaaoo. King.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

1. House is a complete unknown 2. This vote is hopefully some ceremonial Senatorial group hug they can do because they know it won’t pass the House 3. Long term I can’t see any arrangement of the current Supreme Court that wouldn’t see this as a restriction of interstate commerce

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Riley’s about to make so much bank when he collects that buyout and the Oil McBoostermen of Lubbock bring him home.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Giants have assembled a locker room full of dumb zoomers and their OG is Jameis Winston. How did this happen.

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh noooooooo!

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The biggest shame about that Quavo/Takeoff viral trend going around is that it would actually be cool if actual kids were recreating the freestyle. But no, instead the internet skipped right to “lol, what if we used AI to make like, Joseph Stalin and Batman do the freestyle.” What a waste.

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Glazers not showing him the door was the biggest catastrophic decision by any franchise during the offseason and everything has to be blown up because of it.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

WHAT

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

WOW

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

JALON DANIELS LEGACY DRIVE

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Jerry, Iraola Believer #DPMO @jerrysjusttalkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Blow the whole thing up, man. It’s all done.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is a disaster

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Purdy Vick

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We’re monitoring the situation.

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ravens about to blow another fourth quarter lead?

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lucy holding the football:

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Brian Flores is insane man

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nerf the kickers. Put up a giant windmill that they have to kick through/over.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hey, that’s future Hall of Famer Mike Evans.

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Of course the Bucs fixed the Nasty Man.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cam Ward, we are monitoring the situation.

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We’re like almost a full half season worth of games involving Drake Maye stinking up the joint. Monitoring the situation.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Mr. Harbaugh, is it normal to get tackled by your own quarterback?”

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That’s a game cheatin’ glitch. The PS5 is immediately getting turned off.

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Got off work late so catching up on today’s results: The Deion thing is cooked, but Brennan Marion is on fraud watch. How about you “Go Go” operate an effective offense.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hartline and Beck deserve to get lit up for this. We’re not spending all this money to struggle against a really bad Bowling Green team. No sir.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chat, is it bad when your offensive line is getting whooped by Bowling Green pass rushers. Probably fine.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That Jeremiah Smith guy is pretty decent imo

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pre-1992

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We are at war with the Bowling Green Falcons. We have always been at war with the Bowling Green Falcons.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

CLEMSON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL THE WAY OUT THERE THIS LATE?! THE STREETLIGHTS ARE ON BOY!

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trent Dilfer is a war criminal

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

JEEEZUS

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ALT: Zandig Czw

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You or your reps see Pablo’s number pop up on your phone, the jig is up.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ranger Smi…wait, I’ve already made this joke pertaining to an out of context Rob post. My apologies, deleting now:

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*Jim Ross voice* “All-American at Florida State!”

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Ken @astrobull67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Am I just getting the cheap seats? Hell yes. But first season in the OCS is gonna be great!

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aqua Teen Hunger Force snubbed smh

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Miami-OH trying to get into the American makes sense with the way they’ve been spending. But man, that’s another potential fatal stab wound to the MAC.

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jordan Love is NFC Justin Herbert. He’s good, but gassed up way too early.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It wouldn’t shock me if they actually brought him on College Gameday to drum up support for the stupid bill. And it also wouldn’t shock me if it simultaneously polarizes people against the bill and kills any credibility the show had left.

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Brendan Dzwierzynski @brendandzw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Every single person involved with this bill is an idiot.

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gregg Popovich dirty macking?

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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“Mom says it’s my turn to play the game.”

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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

AL EAST CHAMPS!

Caminero celebrating

Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He’s going to get like less than 15% of the primary vote in South Carolina and will yeet himself out of the race immediately.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love you Dad

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hey just curious where did the “protect women athletes” crowd get off to