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Mother in law just stopped by for exactly sixty (60) minutes of winding up my wife on some indecisive Universal/Disney planning then nonchalantly ducked out to whatever she’s actually in town for. Real cool guys don’t look at explosions shit.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Apple cider donuts are the king of donuts. That is all.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Reiterating my long standing confusion about why conservatives find bathrooms so sexually stimulating, I go there to pee and poop not to engage with other folks.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Putting this on my lock screen as a warning.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cowboys Notre Dame NJ Devils Braves (tie) Penguins (tie) Mets (tie) Football Giants

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes I spend a fortune replacing lost water bottles.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Based on this, I’m middle management at best. Feels good to find a metric by which I’m overachieving for once.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

2 rings and a mortal lock for Canton. Do what you gotta do to feel right, Lane.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Matt Rhule with a speaking cameo in the Lanterns finale was quite the surprise.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Deep Impact is lucky to have been released at the same time as Armageddon. If it hadn’t been, it would’ve been immediately forgotten but now it gets to live forever in service of taste-signaling contrarians.

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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my cheesesteak is wit my sauce is gravy your beach is my shore sixers in four

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

forbes.com

Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Written from a place of love. defector.com/eagles-fans-...

You are a Philadelphia Eagles fan. You suddenly have a constant craving for large sandwiches. Your head is now filled with detailed biographical knowledge of several local meteorologists. Every proper noun in this story is familiar. "Pond Lehocky" means something to you. The shouted phrase "FORMAN MILLS" plays randomly in your head at all hours. You are drunk. Drunker than normal, because it is game day. You have probably been tailgating, which is so important to you that you have reinvented collective bargaining from first principles in order to protect your right to drink next to the stadium as opposed to one lot farther out.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Spent too much time this morning thinking it was really suprising how much hate people held for Dennis Haysbert.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Obviously, the unsmost guy is the big thing here. But his boy in the background nodding along in some kind of Birds cape or shawl is also A tier.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Going to the Eagles was a good way to get very wet and ruin the day. Coulda been livid under a blanket at home for a lot less.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Riding the train in for the Birds is fun because this train is full of green.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We have to start calling it as OPI sometimes

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is an extremely stupid team.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s extremely funny to have a head coach who’s suprised by the play called in a big moment.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No special teams coordinator paying off in spades still.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Buffs just ran the silliest (derogatory) trick play I’ve seen in a minute for .5 yards.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just heard “Ahhh! My cheeseballs!!!” from the living room with a degree of distress that you’d think there was a genuine emergency. Hoping the dog did that and they’re not behind the sofa or something.

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Northwestern #establishingit, I could cry

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Think Fox had Angine de Poitrine bumper music there.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Years of me whining about this on the family (overwhelmingly UM fans) text thread means I basically get “say the line Bart” whenever unis are announced or the games starts on tv.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Getting more and more excited that this is the game I picked to go to.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Delighted to subscribe to a football (mostly? some?) newsletter with a such a wide array of subject-matter expertise at its fingertips.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Deshaun Watson didn’t “go through” adversity that motherfucker IS the adversity.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That might sound like good news, and sometimes it is. Shit can’t stay buried when there are this many people involved in a decision-making chain. But there’s one more, bigger problem, which is this: You don’t NEED to coordinate if everybody with a microphone already believes what they’re saying

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You don’t actually have to hand it to Deshaun Watson.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Make a wish ass pitcher throws 3 2/3 shut out. I hate the Phillies

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Putting Votto between Costas and the camera is a hilarious choice. Literally how they filmed the hobbits and Gandalf in LOTR.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you took the team out, I couldn’t for the life of me tell which posts are Phils fans and which are Barves. Everybody hates watching their team and expects to lose in devastating fashion tonight. Baseball!

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

in a purely transactional sense, I think people should bite the bullet and vote for democratic cowards over republican monsters, but I'll never make opting out personal and I'll never respect or fully trust the politician that forced this dilemma on my friends.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Painter doing big boy shit here.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pretty smart of the MLB to put all of the Phillies’ playoff games in the middle of the school day so the kids can’t be subjected to this.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One place where I irreconcilably disagree with apparently a lot of “swing voters” or whatever the fuck you call them is that I don’t feel that anyone has gotten one over on me or harmed me in any way if I pay taxes that are used to pay for something from which I derive no benefit.

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Dan Brogan @danbrogan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Going to the Eagles’ game next week and definitely feeling good about that money I spent.

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