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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 08/10/2026

Republicans never expected to spend $10M defending a Senate seat in Kansas. But now Roger Marshall is fighting for his political life. @lauren-egan.bsky.social went there to find out how it got this close, and whether Kansas could elect its first Democratic senator in 94 years.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was admitted to the bar in 2005. So here's to 21 years of realizing that I chose the wrong profession.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Constitutional amendment proposal: No matter the crime(s), if you survive an attempted execution, you get an automatic full pardon.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I still don't entire understand the draw of my own profession.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

#OnThisDay September 19, 1994, #TheSimpsons began airing in syndication. Local Fox stations aired repeats 5 days a week, sometimes up to 5 times a day, aiding in every Simpsons nerd's ability to commit entire classic episodes to memory for the rest of their lives.

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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Acting by himself (as Circuit Justice for the Eighth Circuit), Justice Kavanaugh has *denied* Missouri's (fairly ridiculous) emergency application asking #SCOTUS to put back into effect its 2026 gerrymander. The Missouri Supreme Court's ruling that reverted back to the 2022 map will stand.

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The common thread in most of these stories is the Greek system, but colleges and universities could care less.

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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

found out Larry David just starts verbally abusing Alan Dershowitz whenever he sees him, this is very good

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Holbox in Los Angeles was beyond delightful.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Missouri is going to send Rick Brattin to Congress. This is not good.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Today is my last day at this firm before moving on to another. I've never had a more hectic last couple of days after resigning from a job.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I can't explain why, but when I was 8 years old, this was the most terrifying VHS box on the wall at the video store. The movie itself, however, is totally bananas.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I just heard that the Missouri bar exam hasn't started yet because the wifi isn't working at the site.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Changing jobs again. It's amazing how one good job on my resume made it so much easier to find employment without trying too hard.

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

We joke around a lot about our British friends on this app but you really have to admire their commitment to changing their leader when everybody fucking hates them

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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Via my friend Stephanie V., but I don't know where she got it.

Two photos side by side, the first of Rue McClanahan (Golden Girls) in a purple blouse and black slacks, the second of arrested Andrew Tate attired similarly, captioned "Blanche wore it best."

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

2-1 this afternoon to finish day one at 2-5. Only 24 games to go.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Greetings from the North American Scrabble Championship in sunny Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

That’s what he is, he’s Nordic gronk.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/07/2026

"Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend its tired text and interpret the super-secret invisible version that tells you exactly what you want to hear."

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The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning

“Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend ...

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

researching baseball

The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.

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Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The more of these Trumpaloozas I see, the more I think the Fyre Festival guys were judged too harshly

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 16/06/2026

Here is a public service announcement filmed by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1980s, and I promise that you would not correctly guess who pops up at the end if I gave you 10,000 tries

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I don't feel like doing laws today.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

When the Italian girl you married wants Sunday sauce, you learn to make Sunday sauce.

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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

holy shit nobody has ever answered a question worse

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this

The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The Sphere is the most insane concert venue I've ever encountered.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

There's something off about drinking frozen margaritas at a place like this while listening to Fugazi. Whatever you have to say about that juxtaposition of music and current situs; save your breath, I never was one.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I find that I actually accomplish quite a bit in a court-ordered mediation.

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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 19/05/2026

Not enough news coverage of how the insurrectionist reparations fund is a clear violation of the 14th Amendment. We need to enforce the Constitution in its original meaning and plain text. You can't imagine away parts of the Constitution just because it is politically inconvenient.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

My wife is in this exact predicament. That's why we have about 30 different paintings of wiener dogs, poolside vistas, and Italian cafes stacked up in the spare bedroom.

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Pretty sure you don’t need to quote ethics experts to say the $1.8bn slush fund is corrupt.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

A guy we know pitched a story to a mag about former skateboarders going back to their old haunt in middle age. My BIL(52)went with him as part of the story. BIL is now back home with a broken ankle and the writer is home with a broken vertebrae. The only possible way the story could have gone.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Nick Offerman may win an Oscar someday.

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Nick Purifoy @nickpurifoy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Practicing law is just a series of consecutive crises in self-confidence.

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Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

James Comey committed no crime. The judge could just take judicial notice of the dictionary definition of the slang term "86." Motion to dismiss, granted.

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