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Nicki

@nickimporter.bsky.social
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Writer. Editor. Muppet enthusiast. Believer in good books & good biscuits. She/her.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
You know who else was a virgin who couldn’t drive, Tai? Mary. Mother of Christ.
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Cecil NYCC will be wandering @misscecil.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Important task for the New Year. Throw out all pens that don't really work / make you mad.
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Rachel @rachykins713.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social meet my pup Kevin! Trying to win some discounted training for him based on his accidental Steve Jobs costume if anyone has time for a few clicks to vote 😊 docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/...
A standard poodle in a turtleneck & mohawk sits and pretends to be dignified
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
these miniature golf courses are getting really elaborate tbh
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 28/09/2023
The cat comes on walks with us and is delighted by the baby’s slow, chaotic pace. Lots of opportunities to just flop down on the sidewalk here and there without falling behind. Big fans of fall, both of these guys.
It is our large baby with our cat on the sidewalk.It is our large baby with our cat on the sidewalk.It is our large baby with our cat on the sidewalk.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 08/08/2023
I'm not the one you share your cute foibiles with the chat bot with because remixing stolen writing without accreditation isn't cute to me.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
I like to think that, somewhere, a little scorpion is wearing a jacket with a picture of Ryan Gosling on the back
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
We spend a lot of time telling kids that they can be whoever they want to be, but I think it might be more important to tell them that they can be who they are
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 26/08/2023
I always liked the satanic panic around ouija boards. like yeah man not only is witchcraft real it is the intellectual property of hasbro
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
welcoming people to bluesky
baby being christened with a can of dr. pepper being poured on their head instead of holy water
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mac_b52 @mac-b5.stickimporters.com · 16/08/2023
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Nicki @nickimporter.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
I SING LULLABIES TO MY BASIL PLANTS SO THEY WILL NOT FEAR THE NIGHT
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
How your email finds me
Dog caught in the blinds
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Apayauq 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸 @apayauq.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
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