Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025"You boy! What things has Trump exempted from tariffs today?" 031
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The only inhabitant of the Heard and McDonald Islands contemplates their revenge against Trump's tariffs. 020
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025"I might as well say this now -- Elon Musk has pulled out." 000
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025"I'd like to contribute two jars of Duchy Originals organic banana chutney. Where shall I put them?" 100
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Richard Tice pays a visit to Clacton, where he meets an ass who has taken thousands of people for a ride over the years. 041
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Prince Andrew perusing the Pizza Express festive menu. 052
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Kemi Badenoch finally finds a sandwich she can relate to: 10427116
Reposted by Old GassyMoog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄 861216513
Reposted by Old GassyNot Florence Lox 🏴 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Perhaps if farmers stopped with all the yucky vegetables and made things that people actually like such as Lion Bars and Quavers they would have more money to pay their tax. 76110
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024"I'm looking for a copy of a book - 'How to Avoid Tax by Buying a Farm"... My name? Yes, it's J R Clarkson ..." 075
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024"Do you think you could do something to get rid of this jerk? He's following me everywhere." 010
Reposted by Old GassyMr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Just opened a Twitter account. I hear it’s going to be pretty big over there. 213014
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Greasy, unwholesome and might make you feel unwell ... and the food's pretty awful too. 040
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024People of Bluesky. Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie? Quote share your answer only in gif formmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says egg nog on a television screenALT: a man in a suit and tie says egg nog on a television screen 110
Reposted by Old GassyColin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024"Remember X? What were that about?" 1556
Reposted by Old GassyMoley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/11/2024“No, I’m sorry you’ve got the wrong number” #InvalidHandle 2243
Reposted by Old GassyPaul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 14/11/2024My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class, and I knew she was the one, from the moment I set Eisenhower. 1012519
Old Gassy @newgassy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024"I don't suppose you have three hundred unsold copies of 'Unleashed' by Boris Johnson? You do? Oh that's hilarious." 0184
