Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Smartphones have significantly altered our brains. A 300ft wall of water crashing and tumbling towards you at over 100mph is now something you film rather than flee from. 141
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I know we’ve all seen a million angles of that stadium flyover in Cape Town yesterday, but it really is just absolutely fucking mental how that got signed off?! 0225
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My Twitter account has been locked because I told a MAGA big game hunter, who had a profile photo of himself posing with a dead leopard, that I would pay good money to see one claw off his fat fucking face. I refuse to delete the offending tweet. 1120
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Trump looks like a self-important store detective who’s just apprehended a shoplifter with 80 packs of sliced ham shoved up his shirt. 1102
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My friend went to ‘Farage Fest’ and got into a dance-off with a Reform supporter. Pretty intense stuff. 041
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I've fixed your 'Presidential Walk of Fame', you cowardly fat fuck. 040
Reposted by MoogPrivate Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve. 12564811528
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large crypto bung story that supposedly injured my reputation. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, and people are having a wonderful time at the Last Fisherman Cafe at Walton on the Naze.” 030
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Hard to believe that this is just normal for America now. 4316
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We’ve got a little Wren’s nest in one of our bird boxes. Hungry little buggers! 1101
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It’s like that scene in ‘The Survivors’ episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where an entire planet has been destroyed except for one property. #worldcupfinal 030
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 20/07/2026“I’m feelin’ a real tinglin’ right now. Ooh, you know, this spirit’s very cheeky! I’m getting… Maureen? Maggie? No, you’re right, I meant John. And he tells me he was your Dad. Sorry, your brother. No… just a friend. That’s right. Sorry, they’re all talkin’ at once!” 070
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Look at the joy on his little face during the golden shower! #worldcupfinal 170
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Some might say the CPAC Great Britain 2026 tech support fucked up the titles here, but I think they've got it bang on. 0153
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Nigel Farage walking, but with the St Trinian's Flash Harry music added. 👌🏻 1013751
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Fucking hell. The Trump cult really do make this too easy. #maga 192
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My 8-year-old son just saw Miss Trunchbull on TV and said, “Oh! She’s on The Chase!” Huge apologies to Anne Hegerty. 041
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If my boys grow up to be like Jo and Kush from Race Across the World we will have done something right. They’re a brilliant antidote to Tate-style toxic masculinity: bright, kind, compassionate, emotionally intelligent, grounded, and culturally aware. PROPER role models for boys and young men. 2220
Reposted by MoogMoog @andytoots.bsky.social · 05/10/2025This is like in a zombie movie when someone returns to the group concealing a bite on their hand. But after 12 hours, the rest of the group start to notice the change, and nominate someone to cave his head in with a spade before he goes full blown. 4153
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Just remembering the Yalta Conference. What a pivotal moment in history that was. 1151
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Everyone’s saying that this is the most respectful dignified transfer ceremony they’ve ever seen. 0146
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It's refreshing to see footage from a drone chasing someone without it ending in them getting blown to pieces to a death metal soundtrack. 190
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Violent and cowardly masked men shooting an unarmed civilian in the back in broad daylight, before firing more bullets into his lifeless body. At what point does the FA and equivalent football associations around Europe look seriously at boycotting this year’s World Cup? 020
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Yesterday’s bin collection gave me Close Encounters vibes. 1212
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Agent: “I’ve got you a great gig, mate. A leading role AND the best line in the musical number.” 280
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Oh, nuts. Just heard that Gil Gerard has died. I fucking LOVED Buck Rogers in the 25th Century when I was a kid. I even had Buck Roger’s wallpaper in my bedroom. Who’s next, Lee Majors? Then I get to think wistfully about my love of The Fall Guy. #RIPgil 181
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄 12610
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 04/12/2025This has found its way onto Instagram “credit unknown”. So, giving the original another push… because it’s Christmas. 02910
Reposted by MoogMoog @andytoots.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Really lovely to see Liz Truss taking a treasured pair of shoes into The Repair Shop tonight. 😢 0234
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Great to hear a bit of honesty from Farage for a change. 0101
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Marjorie Taylor Greene's turkey needed longer in the oven. #thanksgiving 1100
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2025The Tom Petty scene in The Postman if it had been made in 2025. 010
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Well done, Pete Hegseth! Finally, a Trump-approved, honest rebrand! 🙌🏻 0111
Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I hear that Trump didn’t like his Time magazine front cover. So, I turned his chin upside down and added some cartoon eyes. MUCH BETTER! 0184