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Moog

@andytoots.bsky.social
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Occasional producer of daft content of varying quality. "You manage to be simultaneously hilarious and depressing." sublimeclipclops.com/2022/09/11/cre…

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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Smartphones have significantly altered our brains. A 300ft wall of water crashing and tumbling towards you at over 100mph is now something you film rather than flee from.
A Nepalese worker in a hardhat and hi-vis vest stands on a platform with his iPhone raised in landscape to capture a terrifying wall of water crashing towards him.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I know we’ve all seen a million angles of that stadium flyover in Cape Town yesterday, but it really is just absolutely fucking mental how that got signed off?!
A close-up of a commercial airliner flying dangerously low over the DHL stadium in Cape Town.A wide-angles view of a commercial airliner flying dangerously low over the DHL stadium in Cape Town.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My Twitter account has been locked because I told a MAGA big game hunter, who had a profile photo of himself posing with a dead leopard, that I would pay good money to see one claw off his fat fucking face. I refuse to delete the offending tweet.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jon Ossoff finding MAGA’s weak spot.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When you borrow your binoculars from Wile E. Coyote.
A man views the European Athletics Championships through a huge, oversized pair of binoculars.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Trump looks like a self-important store detective who’s just apprehended a shoplifter with 80 packs of sliced ham shoved up his shirt.
Donald Trump standing next to Kim Jong-Un. Both of them look miserable as fuck and overweight.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My friend went to ‘Farage Fest’ and got into a dance-off with a Reform supporter. Pretty intense stuff.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've fixed your 'Presidential Walk of Fame', you cowardly fat fuck.
Three portraits on Donald Trump’s ‘Presidential Walk of Fame’. The print on the right shows a scowling portrait of Trump from his first term in office. The middle print features an image of an autopen signing Joe Biden’s name. And the print on the left shows a catering container being lifted into an American presidential aircraft.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large crypto bung story that supposedly injured my reputation. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, and people are having a wonderful time at the Last Fisherman Cafe at Walton on the Naze.”
Nigel Farage being interviewed in front of a beachfront cafe in Clacton,
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hard to believe that this is just normal for America now.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Positively dripping with Brent energy.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We’ve got a little Wren’s nest in one of our bird boxes. Hungry little buggers!
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s like that scene in ‘The Survivors’ episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where an entire planet has been destroyed except for one property. #worldcupfinal
Aerial view of the MetLife stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, during the World Cup final. Data and Wesley Crusher sit at their consoles in front of the big screen on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. On screen, there is an aerial view of a barren, destroyed planet that shows a small square of green, untouched life. A house that somehow survived the extinction of life across the rest of the planet.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“I’m feelin’ a real tinglin’ right now. Ooh, you know, this spirit’s very cheeky! I’m getting… Maureen? Maggie? No, you’re right, I meant John. And he tells me he was your Dad. Sorry, your brother. No… just a friend. That’s right. Sorry, they’re all talkin’ at once!”
Robbie Williams performing at the World Cup final half time show, holding a microphone and wearing a sparkly black tracksuit top.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Look at the joy on his little face during the golden shower! #worldcupfinal
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some might say the CPAC Great Britain 2026 tech support fucked up the titles here, but I think they've got it bang on.
A screenshot of Liz Truss walking on stage at CPAC Great Britain 2026. In the background, the names of the speakers are displayed. Beneath Liz Truss, it says ‘Absolutely fucking mental’.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nigel Farage walking, but with the St Trinian's Flash Harry music added. 👌🏻
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fucking hell. The Trump cult really do make this too easy. #maga
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My 8-year-old son just saw Miss Trunchbull on TV and said, “Oh! She’s on The Chase!” Huge apologies to Anne Hegerty.
Emma Thompson as Miss Trunchbull in a scene from Matilda.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Seriously, this prick couldn’t lie straight in bed.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This sounds like how Scooby-Doo would say "Council".
A screenshot of a car's sat-nav screen with a road called Rouncil Lane.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A fringe event at the Reflecting Pool.
A dead duck floats on its side in the Reflecting Pool, surrounded by green/yellow algae. A portion of Donald Trump's face is visible in the bottom-left corner of the image, with algae forming part of his unmistakable fringe and eyebrow.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Working class men. 💪🏻
Nigel Farage sitting in the passenger seat of a van with Reform’s Makerfield by-election candidate, Robert Kenyon, who’s driving.The ‘Mutt Cutts’ van from Dumb & Dumber.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If my boys grow up to be like Jo and Kush from Race Across the World we will have done something right. They’re a brilliant antidote to Tate-style toxic masculinity: bright, kind, compassionate, emotionally intelligent, grounded, and culturally aware. PROPER role models for boys and young men.
Jo and Kush wearing backpacks and smiling at camera.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just filled up my tank. Great stuff.
A petrol pump screen showing the total sale for diesel fuel at £115.57.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This is like in a zombie movie when someone returns to the group concealing a bite on their hand. But after 12 hours, the rest of the group start to notice the change, and nominate someone to cave his head in with a spade before he goes full blown.
Donald Trump looking fucking awful.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Just remembering the Yalta Conference. What a pivotal moment in history that was.
The "Big Three" at the Yalta Conference in 1945: Winston Churchill (with the face of an otter), Franklin D. Roosevelt and Joseph Stalin.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This reads like a Brass Eye sketch.
Screenshot of a tweet from the Conservatives, which says: “Winston Churchill is a hero. He’s earned his place on our Five Pound Note.

He must not be replaced with an Otter.”
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This reads like a Brass Eye sketch.
Screenshot of a tweet from the Conservatives, which says: “Winston Churchill is a hero. He’s earned his place on our Five Pound Note.

He must not be replaced with an Otter.”
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Everyone’s saying that this is the most respectful dignified transfer ceremony they’ve ever seen.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's refreshing to see footage from a drone chasing someone without it ending in them getting blown to pieces to a death metal soundtrack.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A single driver in the USA’s sled, while two of the US bobsled team slide on the ice behind. The overlaid text on the two ejected teammates reads ‘Europe’ and ‘NATO’.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Important calendar reminder at work.
An Apple Watch with an Outlook calendar reminder on-screen that simply says “Cry @ 4pm.”
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Evergreen.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Violent and cowardly masked men shooting an unarmed civilian in the back in broad daylight, before firing more bullets into his lifeless body. At what point does the FA and equivalent football associations around Europe look seriously at boycotting this year’s World Cup?
Alex Pretti falling to the ground after being shot by ICE agents in Minneapolis on January 24th.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yesterday’s bin collection gave me Close Encounters vibes.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A very important clarification.
A TV programme guide write-up about a film called ‘The Contractor’, which says: “An ex-soldier takes on private work to feed his family, but finds himself in dire straits (danger; not the band.”
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Agent: “I’ve got you a great gig, mate. A leading role AND the best line in the musical number.”
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Oh, nuts. Just heard that Gil Gerard has died. I fucking LOVED Buck Rogers in the 25th Century when I was a kid. I even had Buck Roger’s wallpaper in my bedroom. Who’s next, Lee Majors? Then I get to think wistfully about my love of The Fall Guy. #RIPgil
Gil Gerard and Erin Gray in costume for their roles in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This has found its way onto Instagram “credit unknown”. So, giving the original another push… because it’s Christmas.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Really lovely to see Liz Truss taking a treasured pair of shoes into The Repair Shop tonight. 😢
Someone lacing up a pair of red and yellow clown shoes.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Great to hear a bit of honesty from Farage for a change.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Trump just woke himself up.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Trump just woke himself up.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Marjorie Taylor Greene's turkey needed longer in the oven. #thanksgiving
Marjorie Taylor Greene proudly shows off her underdone Thanksgiving turkey, which has the melting, bloody face of Major Arnold Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The Tom Petty scene in The Postman if it had been made in 2025.
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Well done, Pete Hegseth! Finally, a Trump-approved, honest rebrand! 🙌🏻
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Moog @andytoots.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I hear that Trump didn’t like his Time magazine front cover. So, I turned his chin upside down and added some cartoon eyes. MUCH BETTER!
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