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Chris Newfield

@newfieldchris.bsky.social
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Soul, disco, punk, funk, beer mats, jackets, real ale and Port Vale back in the basement division #PVFC

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Rich @richgooner1886.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No surrender to singing in time with the national anthem for the England fans as per.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Abolish the Premier League. I’m not even joking.
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Political terms that would also double up as great wrestler’s names: Triple lock Filibuster Black Rod Erskine May Hybrid Bill The Mace Manifesto Deputy Whip
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Devils The Wicker Man Dead Man’s Shoes Performance Brazil
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was a real fucker to wake up to this morning. An amazing talent gone far far too young.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How I feel at job interviews
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All I ask the FA to do is imagine if Everton had done this when deciding on the punishment.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like the only way #pvfc are staying up with Jon Brady in charge is if they relegate City straight to the Conference.
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Nick Lloyd @spaincivilwartours.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bakunin barracks, Barcelona (before and still today Cuartel del Bruc) July 1936. Militias preparing to leave for the Aragón front on top of "tiznao" metal-clad truck tank. Great colourised by Julius Backman on instgrm. Original photo by British journalist John Langdon-Davies.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Judging anyone at work who puts their address as "Heaton Chapel, Cheshire" despite the Heatons all being north of the Mersey.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bit dramatic imo
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The same people who said ‘all lives matter’ in response to BLM are now arguing that refugees should be left to drown in the Channel.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Love bears being tortured to death for your entertainment? Then Congleton is the town for you!
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Only”
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who dresses these models?
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do commentators always say that players have to entertain the crowds at places like Old Trafford or Anfield. Do people at Field Mill or Roots Hall not deserve entertaining too?
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Completely lost on how that isn’t offside
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hotel California on in the pub 😞
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All timer tweet
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BBC at it again. Vox pop in Poole about the RNLI where a bloke says that they won’t be able to help people at sea because they’re too busy helping migrants that goes completely unchallenged.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Listening to a podcast about Frank Zappa that has clips of his songs and I can safely say some things are just best left in the past aren’t they.
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Acidgrandads @acidgrandads.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So when did you start having legitimate concerns, Father?
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I thought this guy was meant to be in the "green" party? Eh, lads? GREEN party? Eh...? lads.............?
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ANOTHER Oasis documentary out. What is there to say at this point? We know more about those two Thunderbird puppets than we do about how our digestive system works. Just close the book and move on.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Times’ splash today is about a ‘Home Office whistleblower’ claiming only “one in 100 asylum claims are real”. In it, Danny Tommo’s crowd of thugs are described as protestors and it’s illustrated with pictures from ‘protests’. They know exactly what they’re doing.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On a flight from Marseille. Someone has decided not to fly but he didn’t take his bag with him and we can’t take off until it’s found. Now my politics have always been of the libertarian socialist stripe but I hope the police shoot the cunt.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What an event. Fuck me. #AEWAllIn
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Awesome match that actually felt like a fight. Even some colour the hard way. #AEWAllIn
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An AEW PPV in Liverpool next year 😎
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s so funny that they’ve just ripped off the design of the FA Cup #AEWAllIn
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I doubt Americans were ready for Gabe Kidd’s Nottingham accent, nevermind the Japanese #AEWAllIn
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ow
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just look at that. A few of these then watching Pulp in the park later? Had worse Fridays tbf.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
Urine Therapy Magic
Kelvin Worley • Aug 18 • 2
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anyone promoting veganism or raw vegan diets will be removed from this group
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now that is some shite news
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TDM @doddsy1975.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Imagine this is how things went
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger The Orgy Pistols
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sunday
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Catching up on Match of the Day. Would described Man United's play as very "Port Vale".
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I can be a small and petty man and that's why I've just updated Tristram Hunt's wikipedia to make him out to be even more of an apeth.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Had to do that thing this week where I try and arrange a pint with a mate and end up booking one in for a random weekday three weeks away.
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David Cake @davecakes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ULEZ if you want to but this Lady is not for LEZZING
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Really need to know the tracklist for Joe Strummer’s “Fuck!” and “Death” tapes.
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Think my union are trying to tell me something
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🔪Dial J For Janky🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 18/08/2026
could a dying app give us content like this? i don't think so.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Reminds me of that great tweet which went something like “Americans check themselves into rehab for what the average Brit drinks on a two-hour train journey.”
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sounds like the Vale were dog dirt today then? #pvfc
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Chris Newfield @newfieldchris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Offer put in and accepted our very first house today 😎
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