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@new1mproved.bsky.social
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Sci-fi-obsessed husband and uncle who lives in Chicago 🏳️‍🌈👯‍♂️

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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 2m
Start of COVID and now
Mirror selfie of me wearing scrub pants and glasses in 2020Mirror selfie of me wearing sweatpants and in 2026
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
💪 lift 🖥️ work 🍗 eat 🔁 repeat
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this ape eats 2-3 bananas per day 🍌🦧
bearded man with glasses wearing a black tank top taking a bathroom mirror selfie
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🔪Final Gay🩸 @shadowdra126.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On October 3rd: he asked me what day it was
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
Alt: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this rainy week dragged so hard but now it’s the weekend and I’m gonna work on collecting glyphs in No Man’s Sky 👽👨🏻‍🚀🚀 yippee
Arm length selfie of a smiling, bearded man with glasses walking down a chicago city sidewalk
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
worked on the boobies today
Bearded man wearing glasses, blue shorts and red tank sitting on a pec fly machine in a gymbearded man wearing glasses and red tank printed with “We’d Hit That” taking an arm-length selfie
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
perfect pre-autumn weather this Chicago weekend ☀️🍂
Smiling bearded man wearing glasses, grey shirt and baseball cap seated at an orange table holding an iced coffee drinkTwo bearded smiling men taking an arm-length selfie
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nice
Screenshot from Hevy app with text reading “Nice work! This is your 69th workout”
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only 0.5% of likely voters said they were “greatly concerned” about the Omelas kid. We need to focus on issues that poll higher
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t really know how to flex but I’ve been lifting a lot this year and put on about 15 lbs since January. Started the 75 Hard challenge on Monday which should help me lose some fat. 🤪
Bathroom selfie of a man in red shorts facing the camera and flexing his clenched arms in front of his torso. Bathroom mirror selfie of a man in red shorts 3/4s turned away from the camera and flexing one arm.
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dammit 😭🦋✨
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designgeekatl.bsky.social @designgeekatl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everything must end, Richard Misrach
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
fcf ft underball 😌
Mirror selfie of man covering face with phone, wearing a white cutoff muscle shirt
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a mustache now 🥸
Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black cutoff muscle tee and grey shorts in gym mirror selfie Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black cutoff muscle tee and grey shorts in gym mirror selfie
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hello whimsy!! 😍🐇💀🦓✨ I love every bit of this (I want to wear those translucent platform clogs and I want a handbag that looks like a kettlebell)
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ROBERT WUN FW26 Couture - "Childsplay"
YouTube video by Robert Wun
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My remodeled gym has a belt squat machine now (this is one of the best days of my life)
Screen grab from Hevy app with a bearded man in dark blue shorts and light blue tank top standing on a large machine platform with a cord extending downward between his legs attached to the belt around his waist
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Ashe @ladyinsanity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If someone near you is secretly recording with glasses, yell “META stop recording!” It works even if you’re not the owner. (This is more effective than the Disney trick, since there are AI tools to remove background music.)
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hello 😎🌺
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What if we 👉👈 shared a hotdog 🌭 next to the Sylvia Rivera memorial plaque ✊🏽💃🏽 during Chicago PrideFest 🏳️‍🌈
Bearded man in black sleeveless shirt and camo hat smiling and holding a hot dog in one hand and a plate of fries in the other hand, standing next to a plaque memorializing trans activist Sylvia Rivera, during the Pride Fest street festival in Chicago
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I went to the beach yesterday, got some sunshine and read my book. we are so back
Selfie of a bearded man with sunglasses wearing a blue and white striped Speedo and holding a Kindle Paperwhite lying on a multicolored striped blanket on a beach
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Considering a cut before the summer but I like bulking (i.e. eating ice cream and cookies) a lot 🍦🍪🍨
Bathroom mirror selfie of a bare-chested bearded man wearing blue jeans, smiling at the camera and making a “peace sign”
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
as the springtime daylight hours grow longer, the bear begins to shake off its torpor in preparation for the summer season
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JB 🐻✨🍉🪩 @jbfromdc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
tired: ugh, too many new year’s resolution people at the gym wired: omg, so many new gym crushes 😍
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
the first Monday in January is a soft return to work
SpongeBob viewed from behind, sitting at his computer desk.  Over his shoulder you can see Solitaire on his computer screen.
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Nathan @nathandunbar.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It's an act of violence if you start an email with "I hope this finds you well..." or end with "Please advise."
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Xmas seems a bit off this year but I’m happy I got to wear my fuzzy abominable snowman pants all day💙🥰 I hope you all had a relaxing Christmas 😘
Bearded man standing in a well-lit  bathroom wearing dark-framed glasses and fuzzy lounge pants printed with the Abominable Snowman character, snowflakes and candy canes.
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Felt cute tonight and had fun! Now eating before sleep, big hugs n stuff!
Bathroom mirror selfie of a person wearing blue jeans, a black shirt that reads “EAGLE nyc” and a leather vest.
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Written about Nintendo’s Switch 2 Welcome Tour.. uh.. game? — “It is equal parts thoughtful, amusing, and insulting, which also happens to be the cycle of emotions one experiences regularly as an adult who plays video games.” 😂 slate.com/culture/2025...
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The Video Game Industry as We Knew It Is Over. Something Unsavory Is Taking Its Place.
Enjoy the new Nintendo console while it lasts. We may not get another one.
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Damn I want a cat tour here in Edgewater Chicago fr 😻
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Fagatha Harkness @dominiconline.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
gm
Nooo don’t hang a Labubu from your belt buckle your so sexy aha
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
So happy to run into Matt last weekend!
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
mooooods
Half a face and top of one shoulder of a smiling bearded person with an out of focus lamp and abstract black and white swirly painting in the background2/3 behind closeup view of a nude bearded person sitting on the edge of a bed with closet doors in the background
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It has been pointed out plenty, but this shit is going to catch any women that don't conform to the femininity/beauty standards of the right. I find this especially stupid, considering that not a single one of my trans female friends transitioned and then chose to look butch. I doubt it happens much
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Sigourney Wiener @pjoshington2.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Dinner and a Cubs game with @badgerhands.bsky.social Joe, and @new1mproved.bsky.social they obliterated the Giants. 9 to 2
Wrigley baseball field the cubs in the outfield the giants at bat at the bottom of the 2nd Wrigley at the bottom of the 7th cubs I'm the outfieldChristian Sean me amd JoeThe markee outside wrigley field it reads "Wrigley field home of the Chicago cubs"
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
dammit
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Tom Nip www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCros...
From the Animal Crossing community on Reddit: a 4-part image showing a person painting Tom Nook on their chest with their nipple featured as Tom Nook’s nose
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
1. Clay Jackson, a Texas lawyer, provided basic legal advice to an immigrant family fearing deportation Then, two officers visited him at his home, accusing him of "obstructing an ongoing immigration investigation" Then, after speaking publicly, he was fired from his job at a Fortune 500 company
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Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family
On March 4, Clay Jackson, an attorney in the Dallas area, was at a gas station near his home when the attendant asked if he would help a local immigrant family.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It is a hostile and political act to tell costumers how much things cost
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
75 damn degrees in chitown yesterday ❤️‍🔥 loved it, needed it
Arm-length selfie of bearded person wearing ball cap, glasses, tank top and shorts seated on a bench with a park path, trees and Lake Michigan in the background
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I don’t want to accidentally support any explicitly MAGA businesses
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
skeets without 🍆 on FCF
“Sitting alone in VIP” meme featuring Squirtle wearing sunglasses alone in the empty VIP section of a nightclub
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Enjoyed Solo Leveling S2 a lot! It was different from a lot of the common “That Time I Was Reincarnated As An Aristocrat Demon Lord Slime In Another Dungeon World” isekai anime.
Picture from the anime Solo Leveling ft protagonist Sung Jinwoo and his shadow army
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oblivion!!! What a nice surprise drop, Bethesda 🥹
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
☹️ substack.com/inbox/post/1...
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So My Groomer is a Pornstar, What Now?
[Trigger Warning: abuse, grooming]
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Thinking about how I’d do anything for these two different friends of mine who constantly checked on me throughout the COVID lockdowns. They have my loyalty for life. I want to be more like them, and I strive to show up for the people I care about like they do. Everyone needs that kind of love.
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’m rooting for Cardinal Benítez www.slashfilm.com/1788111/conc...
John Lithgow, Ralph Fiennes, Carlos Diehz and Stanley Tucci from the film Conclave (2024)Promotional poster for the film Conclave (2024)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A man asks another man with a flabbergasted expression "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence kneels down, points to the first man's shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence grips the side of his head in disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, annoyed, says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Screenshot from pokemon ruby sapphire emerald, text says "spheal is trying"
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