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Jason Waterfalls

@jaytechno.bsky.social
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I just want to be queer and silly (NSFW) on the internet. Is that too much to ask? 🥺 35 in Detroit ACAB 🇵🇸 He/Him/They/Them 😘😘

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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thrips and scale on my plants... I'm about to burn my house down 😭😭😭😭😭
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For $9, I also brought a slug home 🤨
Close-up photo of the swiss cheese plant's pot. A slug is resting on the soil, next to the plant's stem.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Went to the farmer's market today and got these little guys for just $9!
Clockwise from top left: swiss cheese monstera, marble queen pothos, peperomia, baby sun rose
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BigImpactTO @bigimpactto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey friends! My cat needs surgery for a cancerous tumor and the vet bill **so far is $7000. 😖 She may need another surgery later depending on the results of an upcoming ultrasound. If you like / jerk off to me and have a repost, a tip, or a subscription in ya at this time that would really help! 🥹
I’m an Asian guy with pink hair and tattoos all down my backside, kneeling on a leather chair with my back to the camera. You can see my butt crack.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
EF2 tornado touched down IN Detroit this week 😬😬😬😬
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What better way to fight off the Sunday Scaries than to start re-potting half of the plants in my house at 10:00 PM?
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
why hasn't anyone ******** the president yet
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There are whispers of gay camping discourse on my feed... I would like to know the tea please. Thank you in advance.
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Leon 🌟 @witchdaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Michigan has drop boxes! Check with your municipality but a lot of them are in front of city halls. Detroit has a lot of drop boxes bc it’s big!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 🤽🏿 2. I just think they're neat! 🥔 3. The worst day of your life, so far! 😀 4. Nu-cle-ar 🤓 5. Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely in your kitchen? 😠😒
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mega Starmie Day!! ✨🥳
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't gamers get exhausted from being so insufferable??? "GTA VI is woke." "It looks like shit." "GTA V has better graphics." "It looks like AI." 🫩
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Jack aka Pup Slugger @bignorway.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When the shorts are this short, something's bound to slip out
Photo of me in a lather chair wearing a navy blue tank top and very short black shorts. My hard cock has "slipped" out
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There were moments last week in Florida that were behind parody
An aerial banner advertisement. The left side is a photo if a woman holding a semiautomatic rifle. The right reads, "SHOOT MACHINE GUNS @ LOCK AND LOAD MIAMI"
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Alright, finally resuming reading the Heated Rivalry series. I'm about 1/4 through book #3 and the writing is, uh, kinda worse...
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Boost!
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
0294 7815 4214 👉🏿👈🏿
My Pokémon Go friend code: 0294 7815 4214
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Tat2dDadSF @tat2ddadsf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tom Hardy for Attitude Magazine (2008)
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Spent over a week in Miami Beach and, even though I don't want to live there specifically, it's got me itching to get out of Michigan 😫
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Took the AI attraction quiz and my "hidden gem" (person I was into more than most other people) was a dark-skinned black guy and,,, yikes? =)
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Page 7 from "The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions" by Larry Mitchell. The page reads:

FAGGOT WISDOM
Romantic love, the last illusion, keeps us alive until the revolutions come.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fell asleep around 3pm and just woke up at 11:30pm 😳 Someone bring me a sandwich pls
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Only got 45 minutes of sleep b/c I was out kissing boys last night 🤭
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Quick bedtime boner pic for Bluesky
My hard dick
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The hotel I'm staying in does not have a full length mirror in the room and I find this, frankly, homophobic.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Somehow, I'm in Miami Beach for a week, for work.
Selfie on Miami Beach
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Pup Ripley @pupripley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy #fcf from the drafts
Rip sticks out their tongue and shows off their hard cock weighed down by ball stretchers
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy Fatday Cock Fri!
Me, standing up with a boner, wearing only a gray shirt. #FCF
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I feel like I gotta post a little bit of hog to balance out my election skeets :-)
Photo of my erect dick in my hand, taken from my perspective
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's wild that Abdul won with $60+ million stacked against him and losing the three most populated counties in the state. I'm a little surprised by just how narrow his lead was, considering that I never saw any support for Stevens anywhere around town. I didn't even get any mail ads from her.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I hate my job
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
get to know your bloomfs! name: J***** 😘 age: 35 zodiac sign: Scorpio bday: November 18th fav musical artists: Beyoncé, Doechii country: USA 🦅🥧⚾🔫 dream job: Queer nightclub owner (also kind of a nightmare) fav colour: Green 💚 fav season: Summer birth year: 1990
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Coworker sent me a text at 11pm with a 38-page, AI-generated PDF attachment about the 2008 financial crisis. "I'm working on a Substack." 😫
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just watched the final El-Sayed/Stevens debate and it's wild how Stevens just blatantly lies, twists the truth, and dodges questions. I hope we never hear from her again after Election Day.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses
Selfie, on an overcast day at a music festival. I'm wearing sunglasses and a bucket hat which has ducks and sprouts around the brim.
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Greif Lazic @greiflazic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No. 29 (I Feel So Free - Edition) 2026 From the series: Hidden Love Color pastel pencil on Clairefontaine Pastelmat 30 × 40 cm (11.81 × 15.75 inches) #confessionsii #ifeelsofree #cotdf2 #nohydrangeas Thank you @madonna for the record of #summer2026
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Greif Lazic @greiflazic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hidden Love 28
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Artistic John @artisticjohn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All 9 pieces are available in high quality (only digital). #ArtisticJohn #art
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So warm 🦂🏹🏹🏹 pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...
My Pantone Birth Chart  Palette
SUN
Scorpio Sun
Black Cherry
#7B2435
RGB 123, 36, 53
Closest Pantone match: 188 C

MOON
Sagittarius Moon
Twilight Indigo
#5E5AA8
RGB 94, 90, 168
Closest Pantone match: 6096 C

RISING
Sagittarius Rising
Horizon Violet
#8A72D8
RGB 138, 114, 216
Closest Pantone match: 2101 C

VENUS
Sagittarius Venus
Wild Berry
#B45E9C
RGB 180, 94, 156
Closest Pantone match: 2352 C
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
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Conrail Twitty @grenadine.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Michigan people! Do this TODAY 7/10 please, and pass it along!! 💕
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Gosh, I love logging in through Microsoft Authenticator and clicking "Don't ask me again for 30 days" every single day! 😍😍😍
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ayyeee got to see AES in-person for the first time today :)
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, Michigan Senate candidate, on stage and addressing a crowd at a political rally
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Watching the Michigan Senate Debate and El-Sayed is devouring Stevens so bad. This thing is a bloodbath. 🥳
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They're arguing about the American pronunciation of "croissant" in the thread about Great British Bake Off's Mexican Week 🫩
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There's a cute little robin chirping every once in a while on the other side of my cube wall because our office manager rescued a baby bird that fell out of its nest over the weekend and brought it into the office. 🥹🥹🥹
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thank goodness. Hopefully this smooths a path for Abdul's win.
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Jason Waterfalls @jaytechno.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post yourself in your twink era…
Picture of me in my early 20s
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