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@new1mproved.bsky.social
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Sci-fi-obsessed husband and uncle who lives in Chicago 🏳️‍🌈👯‍♂️

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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 7h
Start of COVID and now
Mirror selfie of me wearing scrub pants and glasses in 2020Mirror selfie of me wearing sweatpants and in 2026
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
😢
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
😍 great fit
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Haha! I can hear it 🎶💕
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
💪 lift 🖥️ work 🍗 eat 🔁 repeat
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok these are really good
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
👨🏻‍🔬😂
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this ape eats 2-3 bananas per day 🍌🦧
bearded man with glasses wearing a black tank top taking a bathroom mirror selfie
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🔪Final Gay🩸 @shadowdra126.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On October 3rd: he asked me what day it was
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
Alt: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you 😘
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking great 😍 (when I go out there’s always a chance I’ll go home early to play video games haha)
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this rainy week dragged so hard but now it’s the weekend and I’m gonna work on collecting glyphs in No Man’s Sky 👽👨🏻‍🚀🚀 yippee
Arm length selfie of a smiling, bearded man with glasses walking down a chicago city sidewalk
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re looking positively statuesque sir! 🔥🔥🔥
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‼️🙏📿
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s right!
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hahaha thanks Corey 😄
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
worked on the boobies today
Bearded man wearing glasses, blue shorts and red tank sitting on a pec fly machine in a gymbearded man wearing glasses and red tank printed with “We’d Hit That” taking an arm-length selfie
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
perfect pre-autumn weather this Chicago weekend ☀️🍂
Smiling bearded man wearing glasses, grey shirt and baseball cap seated at an orange table holding an iced coffee drinkTwo bearded smiling men taking an arm-length selfie
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg 😍
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
👨🏻‍🚀🗡️
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking amazing! 🤩🤩🤩
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was in Foursided gift shop (not Foursided custom framing) in Andersonville yesterday and they have a lot of cute stuff
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Great sunrise photo!
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
nice
Screenshot from Hevy app with text reading “Nice work! This is your 69th workout”
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Star Trek: TNG
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Only 0.5% of likely voters said they were “greatly concerned” about the Omelas kid. We need to focus on issues that poll higher
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bicep vein 😍
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks Will! 😉
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wow 😍⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😉
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thank you, Jorge! 😉 I’ve been following your workouts and you’re doing amazingly!
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks Corey! 😉
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t really know how to flex but I’ve been lifting a lot this year and put on about 15 lbs since January. Started the 75 Hard challenge on Monday which should help me lose some fat. 🤪
Bathroom selfie of a man in red shorts facing the camera and flexing his clenched arms in front of his torso. Bathroom mirror selfie of a man in red shorts 3/4s turned away from the camera and flexing one arm.
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok downloading it
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dammit 😭🦋✨
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no :(((((
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designgeekatl.bsky.social @designgeekatl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everything must end, Richard Misrach
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
😛
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still queasy thinking about it 🤢
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
💦💦
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
fcf ft underball 😌
Mirror selfie of man covering face with phone, wearing a white cutoff muscle shirt
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank you!!
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
😘
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a mustache now 🥸
Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black cutoff muscle tee and grey shorts in gym mirror selfie Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black cutoff muscle tee and grey shorts in gym mirror selfie
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hello whimsy!! 😍🐇💀🦓✨ I love every bit of this (I want to wear those translucent platform clogs and I want a handbag that looks like a kettlebell)
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ROBERT WUN FW26 Couture - "Childsplay"
YouTube video by Robert Wun
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Now really really need this to happen during my lifetime and I am Not a Lanthanite or an El-Aurian 😩
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My remodeled gym has a belt squat machine now (this is one of the best days of my life)
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Ashe @ladyinsanity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If someone near you is secretly recording with glasses, yell “META stop recording!” It works even if you’re not the owner. (This is more effective than the Disney trick, since there are AI tools to remove background music.)
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hello 😎🌺
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Christian @new1mproved.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You clean up real nice!!
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