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Nerdy Attorney

@nerdyattorney.bsky.social
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Portland-based appellate nerd and regular nerd. Public Defender.

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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The good news is that in a few years everyone will be on board with vaccines again. The bad news is what those few years are gonna look like.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My therapist told me, “I’ve got good news and bad news. You don’t have impostor syndrome.“
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Can’t kind of forgot about the iron fleet.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 28/02/2026
Operation Epstein Fury
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Our court system is largely working, with the exception of the most important court
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Cooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The subject of the song "You're So Vain" is not particularly vain for thinking that the song about them is about them.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
An unreasonable amount of my future mental health is now tied up in the new Muppet Show getting a series order.
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
BREAKING: Judge issues TRO reining in tactics against peaceful protesters and journalists at Portland OR ICE facility. Judge Michael Simon bars use of crowd control munitions against people who don't pose physical threat. Doc: https//www.documen...
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The crowd waits with nervous anticipation as the singer tantalizes with several different words rhyming with "uck."
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
None of these colors are in the bible.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/01/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
“Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

“It’s a lot more complicated than that - “

“No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.”

“Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes -“

“But they starts with thinking about people as things…”
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Life is what happens while you're busy compiling shaders.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Buddy, you need to win the primary before you can lose the general with this stuff.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Epic handshake meme in which SCOTUS and Pantone concur that it is the year of white.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The name's Ipsum. Lorem Ipsum.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Caves of Qud
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I’m sorry it’s a what?
It’s a handjob.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Hey @mtsw.bsky.social, is there any heuristic that might help me make sense of this headline and image choice?
NYtimes headline that makes it seem like ol’ Donny T is going great, posted in an attempt to trigger a ‘beloved’ catch phrase.
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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Facebook marketplace ad for Samsung 50 inches 4K w David Byrne burnt in
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
@brandonbird.bsky.social thank you for the joy that the opening of our new calendar brought us this Christmas morning!
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Starting to worry that between the original’s poor performance and the passage of several decades we might never get to see Leonard Part 7.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
GOTY
Indiana Jones helps himself to some money while saying "Never wrong to steal from a Nazi."
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Fascinating to see who loses their minds at the rise of a social media platform operating on the radical idea of “let people see content they want.”
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The nice thing about the blocklists is it makes chud sightings a rare enough occasion that I get a little frisson of excitement when I get to deliver a bespoke block.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I can tell this site is popular now because not everyone is funny.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I had assumed that to be a prerequisite.
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Jesse Lansner @jesse.lansner.com · 09/08/2024
“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
New agony of defeat just dropped.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
Tutorial level.
A bathroom door keypad lock with a note taped above it showing the code.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
I have good jokes about Scylla and Charybdis but I can’t choose.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Are you supposed to run from a solar eclipse and play dead with a lunar eclipse or vice versa? I can never remember.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
This new Beyoncé cover of Jolene is really good, but the song loses a little something when the singer is unable to conceive of Jolene as posing any romantic threat whatsoever.
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
@rangedtouch.bsky.social its not an Opera, but… www.wweek.com/bars/2023/12...
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A Karaoke Bar That Pays Tribute to “The Shining” Has Opened in Northwest Portland
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
A breadless bread plate with only savory toppings from the film "The Menu."
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Nerdy Attorney @nerdyattorney.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
quote with a game that is nostalgic to you
A pixelated book depicts a small village on the left page. The right reads, "Once upon a time, there lived three brothers in a small village in the land of Holm."
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