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Jordan Warshavsky

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Respectable purveyor of badly aged takes. Approximately handsome. “Reply_Guy_3.0… now with more crypto!”

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 18/06/2026
@tonx.coffee is the “Living the Dream” mug, replete with classic “Greek diner placemat” typeface and our dear friend Sisyphus doing yeoman’s work a thing? If so… bravo. That needs to be #yesplz merch!
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/02/2026
I missed the memo: when did everyone become an expert on everything? And why I am still dumb-as-a-stump?
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/07/2025
@ernie.tedium.co (Side bar: new NIN is solid… but I would love to hear something more low-fi, garage synth like Pretty Hate Machine… or ethereal and experimental like the soundtrack pieces with Atticus. This sounds a touch more polished and “radio-play” ready.)
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/07/2025
@ernie.tedium.co Big Ern, what’s the idiom… “If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck…” This does not portend well. Not. At. All. feed.tedium.co/link/15204/1...
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The Underlying Tension Behind Stephen Colbert’s Exit
The decision to shut down Stephen Colbert’s long-running late-night show suggests it might be time to work around the studios for our comedic commentary.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 25/06/2025
@tonx.coffee Friday me would have a nice rye in that glass as I try to shake off the day… but Wednesday me, unwinds with some @yesplzcoffee.bsky.social cold brew and Howlin’ Wolf
Picture of a glass and large ice cube with cold brew coffee resting on a persons leg laying prone in a pair of jeans
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 23/05/2025
The current administration is waging war… against US. The people. All of US (red,blue,left,right…). GOP is scared - won’t help. Dems are incapable - can’t help. It is left to us. Using all levers (recalls, protest, boycott…) A low-grade civil war has been roiling for years. We are ALL in now
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 18/05/2025
@betoorourke.bsky.social Shame on you. Distilling the failure of the media, our elected officials and most importantly “us” the electorate into a “Biden fault” narrative is irresponsible and reprehensible. Part of the problem, yes… a single or even significant explanation: no. You are better.
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Quote of the Day
“We might very well lose the greatest country that this world has ever known. And it might be in part because of the decision that Biden and those around him made to run for re-election.”
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 13/05/2025
Pro-Tip: If you have to hide your face in course of your “duties” - you’re ashamed of what you are doing or clearly know it is wrong. Hey ICE - your collective actions, beyond being morally dubious and shockingly unconstitutional - are making the jobs of everyday LE more dangerous #abolishICE
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 06/05/2025
@profmmurray.bsky.social @leahlitman.bsky.social @kateshaw.bsky.social You all are too hard on one Samuel Anthony Alito Jr. Your expectation of good faith, cogent and consistent constitutional interpretation is both misplaced & ill-conceived. He only wears a black robe to hide his white hood.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 24/04/2025
A civil war, a class war, a holy war… We are trying to engender all three … at once. No one comes out of this cleanly. I want to believe this country and countrymen care about itself more than this. Right. Right?
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/04/2025
@politicalwire.com With all due respect, this is the department of defense. They shouldn’t be focused on the SecDefs best interests… but the nations. This is how international incidents unfold. This has the potential to be an existential crisis. politicalwire.com/2025/04/19/b...
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“There is a complete meltdown in the building, and this is really reflecting on the secretary’s leadership. Pete Hegseth has surrounded himself with some people who don’t have his interests at heart.”...
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/04/2025
Well… at least the ole codger is embracing photoshop over just scribbling with a sharpie on the photo. The President is a noodle. Woof. Tucking Frump, amirite? #bringkilmarhome #trump #fakenews
Doctored images of hurricane Dorian shared by President TrumpDoctored images of Kilmar Abrgeo Garcia depicting gang related tattoos
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 15/04/2025
@profgalloway.com @jessicatarlov.bsky.social I would argue that the real problem is that a not insignificant portion of the electorate secretly (or maybe openly) enjoys the cruelty. Our Democracy is collapsing because we aren’t putting enough work to keep it. It is an on-going project. Fight on
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 15/04/2025
@politicalwire.com Wall Street traded a “fistful of Queens” for an inside straight draw. Their collective greed outpaced a clear threat to financial markets worldwide. The worst part: the toothpaste is out of the bottle. The US global advantage is gone. politicalwire.com/2025/04/15/w...
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Wall Street Sours on Donald Trump
"Wall Street made a mistake: its titans of finance and business didn’t believe that Donald Trump would really upend U.S. economic policy," the Financial Times reports. "During the campaign and transit...
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Bonghazi #Fella 🏴‍☠️🐝🦋🇺🇸🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🕉️☮️☯️🚩 @bonghazi.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 12/04/2025
L.A. firefighter urges awareness of rare birthing complication that led to his wife's death
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L.A. firefighter urges awareness of rare birthing complication that led to his wife's death
Matthew Okula is looking to raise awareness of a rare birthing complication, amniotic fluid embolism, that caused the death of his wife: nursing influencer Hailey Marie Okula.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 10/04/2025
@kenwhite.bsky.social The norms have failed, the institutions have failed and now the law is failing (or being outright maliciously interpreted)… what levers are left. The Ballot box? If not that, then what? The corruption and cruelty are infuriating, yet there is no clear means to halt it.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 09/04/2025
Why does humanity have an incredible penchant for realizing its’ most dystopian fiction? It’s like we have this innate desire to transform Huxley, Bradbury, Orwell, Kafka, Camus, Dostoyevsky, etc into oracles as opposed to authors. We are this masochistic collectively?
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 08/04/2025
A friend from high school recently learned that they are losing easy access to epilepsy medication they need. If you have a moment and feel compelled to speak out in support of epilepsy patients, please check out this link & send a message to your reps. epilepsyallianceamerica.org/take-action-...
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Take Action: CDC Epilepsy Program is in Jeopardy
EPILEPSY is not a red issue or a blue issue. It is a PURPLE Issue. Almost 3 million adults in the United States have epilepsy. About 456,000 U.S. children 17 and younger have active epilepsy.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 28/03/2025
@politicalwire.com “…told Politico that Vance would emphasize how the …Danish leaders… ‘spent decades mistreating the Greenlandic people, treating them like second-class citizens and allowing infrastructure on the island to fall into disrepair.’ “ Ask Ohioans how the feel about the US gov’t. Irony
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 28/03/2025
@timothysnyder.bsky.social They all continue to obey in advance. What is the point that we recognize it is not democratic backsliding - and instead an authoritarian ramp-up? What can we do if all institutions begin to fail? Seriously, what should we do? politicalwire.com/2025/03/27/t...
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Top Law Firm in Talks to Avert Executive Order
“The elite law firm Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom has had discussions with President Trump’s advisers about a deal to avert the type of executive order that the White House has been imposing on
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 21/03/2025
There is no canary. There is no coal mine. There is just a smoldering husk of what was once a deeply flawed, but functioning republic. WE ALL NEED TO COME TOGETHER …before it is broken beyond repair #columbia #deportation #1A #habeas #unitaryexecutive #democraxy #future #dobetter #libs #cons #us
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 14/03/2025
“The Republicans’ legislation that a day is not a day seems to prove the truth of Burke’s observation that by trying to force reality to fit their ideology, radical ideologues will end up imposing tyranny in the name of liberty.” open.substack.com/pub/heatherc... WAKE UP Neighbors!
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March 12, 2025
A newsletter about the history behind today's politics.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 14/03/2025
@gruber.foo It’s a tough position to occupy considering FISA… while not apples to apples, a secret court is a secret court. I do firmly believe, to paraphrase poorly, “those who would sacrifice liberty to purchase safety, deserve neither”. Tough to thread. daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...
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U.S. Lawmakers Urge U.K. Secretive Investigatory Powers Tribunal to Hold Public Hearing Regarding Demand for Secret iCloud Backdoor
Link to: https://techcrunch.com/2025/03/14/us-lawmakers-urge-uk-spy-court-to-hold-apple-backdoor-secret-hearing-in-public/
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 11/03/2025
@gruber.foo I saw the diaeresis and instantly thought it was an umlaut. Clearly, my knowledge of both grammar and phonetics… is lacking. But hey… now I know what a diaeresis is! daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...
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The New Yorker Modernizes a Few Words in Its Style Guide
Link to: https://www.newyorker.com/newsletter/the-daily/the-new-yorker-house-style-joins-the-internet-age
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 11/03/2025
@joshtpm.bsky.social talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/remem... Beautiful. Justice done. May we all stay as curious… and informed by data on questions both big and small, as KD.
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Remembering Kevin Drum
Kevin Drum died on Friday. Many of you knew Kevin’s blog. For...
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 09/03/2025
The President (in regards to fomenting a recession): “There is a period of transition, because what we’re doing is very big. We’re bringing wealth back to America. That’s a big thing.” Google: “The United States of America has the highest total GDP in the world” Me:
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a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
ALT: a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 07/03/2025
The Democratic Party is not an effective opposition. Full stop. The GOP no longer exists. The reason MAGA (which is effectively a party of Unitary executive theory, ergo Authoritarian) can run rampant - our system simply did not sufficiently provide a bulwark for an attack from within.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/03/2025
@pbones.bsky.social I am ashamed to admit this… but when reading OFT yesterday, my first thought (which should have been the safety of the driver) was “does no one have a decent camera on their phone in the Cape, in this the year of our overlords 2025?” Today, I just nodded (with a smug grin)
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/03/2025
@mmasnick.bsky.social “ If you do not recognize that mass destruction of fundamental concepts of democracy and the US Constitution happening right now, you are either willfully ignorant or just plain stupid. I can’t put it any clearer than that.” This. Every day, until it sinks in. #techdirt
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 02/03/2025
@tonx.coffee out of a car, from a boot or a back alley in the shadows of Bogotá - #yesplz is the first, last and only stop for the best beans and people in this crazy-*ss timeline. Many mahalos. Thank you, Sumi, Chris and Aaron for making my mornings somewhat bearable!
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 01/03/2025
#Ukraine #Zelensky #Fightback #UnitedStates
The United States and Russian Federation flag bleding into one another with iconic hammer and sickle from old USSR flag
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Jessica D. M. 🇺🇦 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 🇵🇦 🇬🇱 🪃 🟧 @jessicaperthwa.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 26/02/2025
Make sure that everyone is aware that we need to scrap healthcare for those in need because… why is that again? How did we rapidly evolve from a nation of (imperfect for sure) possibilities … …to a dystopian collective of “f*ck you it’s mine” wealth porn. Total collapse feels imminent.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 26/02/2025
@cabel.panic.com yes, a baby sloth is an adorable contribution to anyone's day. I immediately concede the point. However, I think more people need to know about this looming menace: bit.ly/penguinsamir...
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penguins mouth - Google Search
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 10/02/2025
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I am such a beta cuck that no amount of Alex Jones sponsored powered yak bone broth can help strengthen my weak jawline. Hopped on the last train out "simp-ville" and am exercising daily mantras to validate my giga-chad creds. I recommend everyone fire up the rss ASAP
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 09/02/2025
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social That was a doozy! Lotus 1-2-3, finger guns. I once explained to someone that I logged the loading times for Netflix on launch for my LG tv. They stared at me, mildly appalled. My daughter thoughtfully interjected “you just don’t get him.” Kids…. Amirite? Rock on.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 08/02/2025
@tonx.coffee I need a distraction, good sir. Enjoying some La Vista Ayarza (mix 323 #yesplz) via a trusty Hario v60 (13 on virtuoso, 1:16, 201 - 20s bloom - 2m pour). Via your dispatch - enthusiasm for Breville Precision drip? I have a bevy of manual tools… but no automators? Any others?
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 03/02/2025
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Honestly, you don't always know what you need... but sometimes, on a tough day, it's just a sweet precious angel enjoying a bath in banana colored Tupperware. Really, really needed that. Thank you. (Bonus: Billy being better at soft power than our current guvmn't) 🫶🏻
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Historians will write books about this dark period in US democracy. This will be the cover photo. It was taken inside the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia on Wednesday. (📸 Anonymous source, printed in The Washington Post)
A man is seen painting grey paint to cover up a mural with the words "FAIRNESS, LEADERSHIP, INTEGRITY, COMPASSION and DIVERSITY" in large multicoloured print.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The media isn’t calling it a coup for the same reason they won’t call a Nazi a Nazi 1. They’re complicit 2. It doesn’t match the *aesthetic* of what they think a coup looks like
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 01/02/2025
Needed that. Thanks!
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 31/01/2025
@royalhoeliness.bsky.social If you haven’t… queue it up. www.imdb.com/title/tt0421...
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The Proposition (2005)
The Proposition (2005)
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 29/01/2025
@gruber.foo I have done a pretty solid job of being snarky and “irreverent” without relying on expletives here. But all I can say is: “Fuck you, CNN.” daringfireball.net/linked/2025/... #daringfireball #acosta #fuckcnn
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Jim Acosta, Reporter and Anchor Despised by Trump, Was Pushed Out of CNN
Link to: https://www.threads.net/@oliverdarcy/post/DFYAusVCnzL
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 26/01/2025
Dictator on day one… …and two, and three, and four, and five, and six… and counting. #wethepeople politicalwire.com/2025/01/26/w...
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White House Warns GOP Senators of ‘Consequences’
“The White House is seeking to send a message to reticent Senate Republicans to get on board with all of President Donald Trump’s nominees, warning of political consequences for those who defy him,” N...
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 26/01/2025
Our President is Donald John Trump. Elected “freely and fairly” by this nation. However, no mandate perceived or real, arm powers him to take a wrecking ball to our civil liberties, demonize the powerless or destroy our republic. Resistance begins with small acts. Start today. #wethepeople
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
the way this shit always goes down w/ the far-right is that somebody popular does or says something genuinely transgressive & winkingly tries to hide behind plausible deniability. then ppl copy it bc they have either been waiting for permission or want to troll. soon it just becomes a thing they do
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David Maraniss @davidmaraniss.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Washington Post editorial this morning essentially equating Biden's questionable pardons with Trump's outrageous Jan. 6 pardons was unconscionable. The newspaper I've been part of for 48 years has utterly lost its soul.
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 20/01/2025
@siracusa.bsky.social I mean …
Cockpit view of the Millennium Falcon jumping into Hyperspace
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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/01/2025
TikTok is clearly a tool for influence - far beyond that of “creators” and “spon-conomy”. The US engages in influence campaigns as a state actor … so it is no surprise that our adversaries do as well (and more effectively) Consume wisely young ones… “hic sunt dracones” #tiktok
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