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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 26/08/2026

I stay off the socials cause it’s pure poison… but hoping on to say “are you fucking kidding me…” Humanity loves the ole 2 steps forward one step back schtick… … it’s exhausting.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 18/06/2026

@tonx.coffee is the “Living the Dream” mug, replete with classic “Greek diner placemat” typeface and our dear friend Sisyphus doing yeoman’s work a thing? If so… bravo. That needs to be #yesplz merch!

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 21/04/2026

Feel like the ratios are on brand.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 25/02/2026

This was…. “Something”

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/02/2026

I missed the memo: when did everyone become an expert on everything? And why I am still dumb-as-a-stump?

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 10/10/2025

Nooooooooooooooooooo. Ya don’t say?

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 08/10/2025

Not even taking shots… but in the fullness of human habitation, we are closer to the “rich”, than the proletariat. That said… the very idea of a “Billionaire” is so breathtakingly stupid that it comes all the way around to vile. So yes, in short - that kind of wealth is demonic.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 12/09/2025

Solid. Not spectacular. Still, enjoyed it.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 28/07/2025

Because as a species… we continue to regress. :(

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 25/07/2025

I am grateful I have no idea who Benny Johnson is. My YT algo dishes me mtb fails, retro computing pr0n and physic/math lectures that so outside my scope of understanding that they may as well be Aramaic. My last remaining safe space.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 21/07/2025

And right to the bin! Thigh for the win! (Though I don’t actually advocate tossing the breast… just in the future don’t be a monster and choose wisely)

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a man in a knight 's helmet says `` you have chosen wisely . ''

ALT: a man in a knight 's helmet says `` you have chosen wisely . ''

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 21/07/2025

Been there. Damn… been there.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 20/07/2025

Have nightmares… or bizarre fantasies. Maybe both.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 20/07/2025

Is gauche to ask which?

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 20/07/2025

Agreed. MAGA talks tough, and has “prison-fights” in the press… but push comes to shove, they circle the wagons.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 20/07/2025

At least it was appropriate use of emoji… and contextually accurate.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 20/07/2025

Sharing toast with butter… non-starter. Avocado toast, sure. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, ovs. Dinner toast, amen. But do not get between a man and his breakfast buttered toast.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 20/07/2025

You are my internet ace… So I am gonna give you a lpt: we complain, cause we are jealous that the end result is something akin to Aphrodite in Ibiza … and the best we can muster is “bus-boy at Morton’s”.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/07/2025

@ernie.tedium.co (Side bar: new NIN is solid… but I would love to hear something more low-fi, garage synth like Pretty Hate Machine… or ethereal and experimental like the soundtrack pieces with Atticus. This sounds a touch more polished and “radio-play” ready.)

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 15/07/2025

Nah. They’ll just die from adverse outcomes. Then Navel-gaze over the why… and blame leftists or DEI.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/07/2025

You should try dating an actuary. Seriously. What are the chances?

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/07/2025

That is pro level. I call foul… we did not toggle the “make me hurt” setting, Ref!?!? Anybody else seeing this shit?

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 01/07/2025

I mean also hire them cause you know… muscular and woman, pretty solid combo there. Just sayin…

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 25/06/2025

@tonx.coffee Friday me would have a nice rye in that glass as I try to shake off the day… but Wednesday me, unwinds with some @yesplzcoffee.bsky.social cold brew and Howlin’ Wolf

Picture of a glass and large ice cube with cold brew coffee resting on a persons leg laying prone in a pair of jeans

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 13/06/2025

We also need an extra Friday and one less Monday. (In case we are making lists)

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 07/06/2025

Me… to every teacher in my preschool. It ended with no snack time for me. Resist!

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 07/06/2025

For a second… I was like “nice one, onion”. :(

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/06/2025

Yes… but which one is which? Funsies!

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/06/2025

Kid you not brother… I wake every morning these days and think, “another day in ‘decaying funhouse of American excess.’ “. The spiral deepens, while the albatross fiddles and the masses throw feces at one another. Interesting times indeed.

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/06/2025

Shouldn’t Yeezy be at a proud boyz survivalist camp? Thought that was noz on the phonez

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/06/2025

The “system” only exists my coordinated apathy. Just sayin…

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/06/2025

The “abundance” doctrine is an immune response to rabid progressivism. Framing deregulation and fast-track infrastructure development as a cure-all to the quagmire of Byzantine administrative authorities. Except it ignores the real culprit an ever-increasing wealth disparity in social strata

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/06/2025

Genocide be like that …

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 05/06/2025

It would be awesome if people understood that anarchy is not absence of governance… but rather the cooperative effort of a community to self-govern in the absence of a central authority. People helping people. It would also be cool if I could fly and had x-ray vision (Just sayin…)

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 28/05/2025

Thank for you attention to this matter

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 23/05/2025

The current administration is waging war… against US. The people. All of US (red,blue,left,right…). GOP is scared - won’t help. Dems are incapable - can’t help. It is left to us. Using all levers (recalls, protest, boycott…) A low-grade civil war has been roiling for years. We are ALL in now

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 22/05/2025

This loop of colonial exploitation | feudalism > entrenched national wealth > radical class dichotomy > predatory nationalism > imperial collapse … … it’s getting kinda old. When do we hit the Thoreau utopian shared bounty chapters?

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 22/05/2025

Well… it seemed groovy in the moment. I’ll keep trying. (Watching Crimes of the Future… something good will pop up… literally)

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 22/05/2025

A gargoyle wearing banana slippers attending an appropriations committee! Boom!

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Jordan Warshavsky @nerdy.es · 19/05/2025

Hand check my Ron Harper knee highs!

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