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Kerplunky Munky

@neonprimate.bsky.social
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they/he/it- 40s old - cartoon monkey - diddy kong enthusiast - musician & video nerd - NSFW weird kink and lewd musing - some politics - self-indulgence

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Cream ||COMMS OPEN 0/1|| @rncream.bsky.social · 11h
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12h
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
flyer on a pole reading 

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING 
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
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$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP 
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 9h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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SugarBeastsss @newsugarbeasts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share this I only raised 17$ Here since the past 3 days. And I need to Have enough 450$ on Sunday(Tomorrow) Gofundme link is gofund.me/53a454e9b Donate if you can and share also😔 #Furry #HelpMe #CDK #mutualAid #mutual #Repost
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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 10h
Btw if you want to buy an awesome puzzle game that came out today, buy Echo Weaver: store.steampowered.com/app/2184080/...
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Time is your greatest resource and secrets are your only upgrades. Master an unraveling time loop in this knowledge-based Metroidvania. As the last Weaver, exploit time-altering anomalies and use what...
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 9h
In case you thought "dude is the jerkoff hand gesture incarnate" wasn't a good enough reason to not buy the dude's games, get a load of this:
Blow is active on the social media platform X (formerly Twitter), YouTube, and streaming service Twitch. His online activity includes both commentary about game development and expressing personal political opinions, including anti-vaccine rhetoric, support for the presidency of Donald Trump, and criticism of diversity, equity and inclusion programs, which has drawn criticism from other game developers.
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 9h
that skunk again
Narrator: Oh dear. Are you OK, little spotted skunk? Skunk: Ugghhh... NO. 
Narrator: What happened? Skunk: I went to a club last night. On a weeknight. Narrator: And? Skunk: I had two peach White Claws. Narrator: ...And...? Skunk: And I'm a millennial! (pen, pencil, watercolor comic)
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 7h
Don't be afraid to be afraid. To fear is human, to overcome it is true courage. Says Skeletor remembering some of his most badass moments started with fear.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 9h
According to sources familiar with the matter, someone made up the numbers entirely, and uhhh,,,,,,,,

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	According to a person with knowledge of the matter, the discrepancy arose from attempts by OpenAI’s own investors to produce a direct comparison with Anthropic’s annualised revenues. The pair calculate the figure in different ways, with Anthropic including the revenue from sales via cloud partners such as AWS and Google Cloud, while OpenAI does not.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 9h
OPENAI ANNUALISED REVENUES $20 BLN LESS THAN PREVIOUSLY SIGNALLED - FT
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 9h
I think I finally found why the "but what about trans surgeries on minors" argument bugs me so much. No rational person would find it "concerning" or "controversial" if a surgeon cut a cancerous tumor out of a 15-year-old but be totally fine if they did it to an 18-year-old.
Your position is fundamentally incoherent and can only be explained by personal discomfort. "I support gender-affirming care (the kinds of which I will conveniently not name or specify), which qualified doctors say is safe, effective and necessary, except for 'surgeries' (the kinds of which I will conveniently not name or specify), which I find concerning to be performed on a person 17 years 364 days old, but I would support without question if a person is a single day older than that."

I cannot stress enough that no rational person thinks this way about any other form of medical treatment.
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Knuckles: Drawing that feature on that species isn't realistic

Robotnik: HOLY SHIT A TALKING ANIMAL
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ItsCodes 🏳️‍🌈 @itscodes.codyshipman.com · 07/10/2026
Careful out there, clean those dicks and wash those asses! www.sciencealert.com/sexually-tra...
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Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Is Exploding in The US. And It's Growing Resistant to Medicine
A gut pathogen that causes diarrhea and vomiting is morphing into a dangerous and difficult-to-treat sexually transmitted infection (STI).
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 15h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10h
When starting Donkey Kong Land, there is a 1/8 chance the game will boot in a "paranoid ducking state" where Donkey Kong will constantly look around while ducking. This is actually a fault of the random number generator, which "locks in" to a single value and fails to be random.
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Firepowur @firepowur.bsky.social · 11h
Sonic #sonicfanart #SonicTheHedgehog #sonicartist #Sonicart
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 22h
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ウララコ @ulala-ko.bsky.social · 11h
Squish
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 11h
Nice cum, idiot. Did your balls make it for you?
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 11h
By the way this is kangaroo's nutsack
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Plaguedaemonart @plaguedaemonart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A couple of commissions from awhile ago
An anthropomorphic eastern-style dragon at a hot springAn anthropomorphic yellow lab in a forest removing his shirt
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Terras "Tlaloc" Tidalpooles @tidalpooles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Blue bellies are all the rage #tidalpooles_art
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Kerplunky Munky @neonprimate.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe he had permission
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are what you settle for. Says Skeletor who settles for nothing less than imperfection.
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Kerplunky Munky @neonprimate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Strict standards" you say? "No" to "certain behaviors," "strict boundaries," and "godly parenting" you say? May I press you for specifics on this or assume this all means "beating the gay out of your kid?"
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onimiere.bsky.social @onimiere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pro Racer 🎀🎀🎀 #MarioKartWorld
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dinobunga, dude!! 🦖 @doodlebunga.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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1: Buzzy beetle storms through, hitting blocks as items emerge.

2: Buzzy beetle inadvertently knocks off part of Koopa’s shell much to his embarrassment.

3: Koopa angrily stares at Buzzy beetle, awkwardly smiling at him. Koopa’s half of the shell falls onto the head of another Koopa nearby.

(guess this could explain how they wear some wardrobe over the shell?)
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dinobunga, dude!! 🦖 @doodlebunga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Iggy
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josh @viciousidiot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
always wanted to draw a self portrait that looks like the ones cartoonists draw of other cartoonists when they die
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminder that this stuff is pushed by US Christian organizations. This is what they want in America as well
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's vibe coded, meaning any issues you run into (there will be many) while playing will never be fixed because they don't know why any of them are there
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If care about free markets, you not only get more from center-left Dems than the party of Trump, you get more *from professed democratic socialists* like Mamdani than you do from the party of Trump. Those who deny this only think of it as an anti-left cultural totem and not a real policy agenda.
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Ned @thewesterhazys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love to take state ownership in companies and throw no bid contracts to my pals while warning everyone that the democrats are communists. It continues to blow my mind that people can’t put this together.
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You do NOT want the flu. It is not just a cold, it is way, WAY worse. Get vaxxed.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Folklore Horror Day 5: Wild Hunt #Drawtober #FolkHorror
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/04/2026
You don’t have to be “normal.” You only have to be yourself. One day, a world will arrive where no one is boxed by categories like LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that moment, I’ll keep sending this message into the universe: You are a beautiful, unique miracle.
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Mr Kun @themrkun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gold on gold 🧡🦁🐯💛
An angled photo of a traditional handmade illustration in progress showing two muscular anthropomorphic men, a lion and a tiger hugging and kissing. The setting is at the beach. The background is made out of gold and patterns. Various art tools lay scattered around the painting.
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy #werewolfwednesday everyone. I drew the very briefly seen werewolf in Annabelle Comes Home (2019). Technically I think it's Black Shuck inspired? But look at him, he counts for Werewolf Wednesday. #art #drawing #werewolf
digital illustration of a hunched over, shaggy furred dark gray werewolf with red eyes and large claws
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Duncan Roo @duncanroo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think I may need some rescuing (screenshot edit by @kitsunekit.bsky.social )
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Daniel Burke - 🍺Innkeep @innkeep.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Le Guin on the idea that there is a secret to getting good at writing.
I will dispose of the first myth as quickly as possible. The “secret” is skill. If you haven’t learned how to do something, the people who have may seem to be magicians, possessors of mysterious secrets. In a fairly simple art, such as making pie crust, there are certain teachable “secrets” of method that lead almost infallibly to good results; but in any complex art, such as housekeeping, piano-playing, clothes-making, or story-writing, there are so many techniques, skills, choices of method, so many variables, so many “secrets,” some teachable and some not, that you can learn them only by methodical, repeated, long-continued practice — in other words, by work.
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xX_Doctor_Cucumber_Xx @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am sick of employers acting like as though there is a worker shortage while simultaneously refusing to do anything that would alleviate it including proper incentives and recruitment and retention work.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
Black text on white background 
"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what was health insurance
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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I’m like a funnie kamgy @ryroo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, I heard it was kangy roo in here? Just thought I’d join. Hey. Hey. Amazing badge from fellow kamgy @rickgriffin.bsky.social
Ry Roo waving at the viewer, with other paw on their hip. Their black floral shirt is opened and revealing their kangy tumby :)
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM
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