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Joel quotes out of context (Daily)

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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if... I put a pocket pussy in it?
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope that like nobody's watching right now and like turning into a streamer later on and cut profit off this and make uh really good streams where he exposes acorn penis
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dave the diver WON
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My fentanyl modem exploded
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop jerking me off you're stealing all the nut juice
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the real MKUltra right here
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"And god saw that it was good"
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the Brazilian version which is better
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sex.WAV
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's imperative that you see this next Zuck update.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is apparently Mark Zuckerberg news.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'll click on Zuck updates soon.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guys I'm not gonna check Mark Zuckerberg updates...
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm glad that you could be the light in the darkness that is water drama. Thank you Cock
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when I was younger MSG exploded your braincells
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Wii? Shit looks more like a dildo. Gears of war? More like tears of war.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sandmaxxing
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With enough lube, everything is possible
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hoe vs gun: a hood story
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
His name is 20DD it's like his cup size
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My friend thought I worked for Cartoon Network
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I can't take this anymore! First you get me all wet. Then you stomp on me. Now I'm really really mad. Waaaaaaaa
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fuck its bad. It's like the opposite of good.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My balls are blue, my dick is red. I've been drinking malboro reds
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's called journey to the west stop traveling east
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is actually a based as fuck game. It was a Colgate game.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh yeah Denmark gone but that's a good thing.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Estonia gone. Okay?
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Snake's voice is like California surfer that ate charcoal
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Exclusive Alienware Linux users that have no sex
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I guess it didn't work out to work for satanic church so he had to work for Amazon
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The alpha asserted the dominance here
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This guy is such a wonderful scammer
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Homeless music
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drowzeeking.bsky.social @drowzeeking.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The above post, but there's a picture of a baby possum underneaths.
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you see a little rancid unboiled baby just @ me
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Squishma
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Build a data mine for AI goon auramaxxing effect
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I used to scam a lot of these kids too
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How about we build the jail IN the tornado
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shittaton
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You get more seamen by going to the prison and milking them
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen Johnny me and mom are getting a divorce, but nothing is going to change. Episode in a sitcom
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The dipshit mayor was just gooning all day. His solution was just to bulldoze the fire
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh fuck we're equal on balls
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Stroke mode is for 1 to 4 players
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm gonna go travel to your house and we take turns fucking your wife and after a while she can be like "who's better at videogames?".
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
smell
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
INDISTINGUISHABLE from the real thing
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THE UN DOESN'T HAVE ANY WATER
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