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Neo Melonas

@neomelonas.com
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coffee powered noise machine. keyboard enthusiast. posts are my own. 🍐 he/him proven.lol/46314e

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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 09/02/2026
Now, I like to be early when I go places, but I almost left the house on an 8 minute drive to an appointment an hour early because my watch was dead but looked right.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 09/02/2026
They need to fire these commentators.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 05/01/2026
Since my father and I have very similar names, Google seems to have decided we're actually the same person and should share one contact in my phone, email and EVERY OTHER GOOGLE SERVICE. As such, I've apparently just texted myself.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 02/01/2026
Man the end of that Ole Miss game was something else.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 24/12/2025
Haaaaaaappy holidays, bluesky!
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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Has this always been an option????
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 02/11/2025
Love when "Generative AI" is listed in a software's feature matrix so I can know what software to avoid.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 19/10/2025
Back in Morgantown for the yearly Keyboard Meetup (yesterday) and spending several hours like a lump in the Blue Moose nursing coffees (today).
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Colorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
WE PLAY HOCKEY TODAY!!!!!! HAPPY AVS SEASON OPENER!!
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Alina Pete - Geek Girl Con (guest) @alinapete.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
DAMN I just realized a major marker of our generational divide is whether you: - Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal OR - Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 05/10/2025
I booted up windows 98 to defrag my BADAPPLE drive
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 24/09/2025
93% humidity is too much humidity.
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Vulture @vulture.com · 23/09/2025
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
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Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 06/09/2025
I'm going to need the spiders in my neighborhood to be more considerate as to where they leave their webs, please.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 06/09/2025
Why does the air outside taste like DC Metro station air today?
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 05/06/2025
Having just fed and watered the dog, I can now say with some confidence that he is not capable of photosynthesis.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 11/05/2025
All hail the hot bean fluid machine. This sucker has been going strong since 2008.
A black Krupa coffee maker on a counter top beside an urn that reads "Biscotti".
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Aggro Crab 💥🔪 @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
✨YEAR OF THE CRAB ✨is floating ashore on APRIL 21 to Steam, PlayStation 5 and Xbox Game Pass! 🌊 The FREE Content Update for Another Crab's Treasure 🌊 NEW GAME PLUS. NEW BESTIARY. NEW BOSS RUSH. AND MORE. (don't worry it's also coming to switch soon!!)
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Eric Migicovsky @ericmigi.com · 28/01/2025
** It's happening!! ** We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...
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Why We’re Bringing Pebble Back
Eight years later, you still can’t beat a Pebble
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 31/03/2025
Just a Fanatic ad for the sportsbook they run, care of a hat purchase? All I wanted was the hat, you can keep your gambling garbage to yourselves, thanks.
Just a Fanatic ad for the sportsbook they run, care of a hat purchase.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 18/03/2025
I know this is a late-in-the-season post, but holy hell has Severance been a rollercoaster this season.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 08/03/2025
Sorry I missed your text, I was watching Columbo on my certified pre-owned PlayStation Vita.
A PS Vita playing an episode of Columbo.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 08/03/2025
Amazon's recommendation engine is something else. "You finished [book 2]! You should read either book 1 or book 5 next, or this book from a genre you have never read."
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities. That means: 🚫 No gas from corporate giants 🚫 No fast food chains 🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.)
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 15/02/2025
Just normal Saturday things.
Formatting a (virtual) hard disk as part of the Windows 98 SE Setup process.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 10/02/2025
Right now, at this very moment, there is a city employee in Philadelphia FURIOUSLY greasing a pole.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 09/02/2025
Why is it that every time work sends me to Texas, I come home sick?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/01/2025
PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons… THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 07/01/2025
Went to test a system I had been working on, pushed power and nothing happened... oh no what did I break I'm sure everything is done correctly ahhhh– oh right. I never plugged in the power brick to the wall, A+ work, panic deferred.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 02/01/2025
New year, new Windows install 🫠
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 21/12/2024
Made some bread.
Two loaves of milk bread.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 11/12/2024
Our Very Good Boy, Louie, is on his way across the rainbow bridge :(
black lab sitting out on a patio, alert and happy.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 07/12/2024
Another fine keyboard meetup with the DMV folks!
A display table with 5 different keyboards.
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Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 07/12/2024
#SEVERANCE 1 17 25 youtu.be/_UXKlYvLGJY
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Daniel Martin @fizbin.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
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Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 06/12/2024
Yea, "uncovered" is a bit of a stretch, frankly.
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Ⴚ𝚎𝚊𝚛ì ᑭ𝚎𝚊𝚛ì ✾ ネコ ︱VArtist · @geariart.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I have lowered some of my prices as a sort of "Black Friday" Deal! I am always down for creating art gifts for your friends! Please check out my shop on #vgen to see what I offer! vgen.co/GeariArt #artcommissions #commissions #commissionsopen #vgenOpen #artsupport
Screenshot of an art store front website called Vgen offering art commissions.
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 28/11/2024
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danielle taphanel @treelet.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
The Parting Tree 🍃🛖
A digital ink drawing of a human figure viewed from behind as they stand next to a pine tree while looking at the silhouette of a city in the distance. Their clothing drapes on the ground similarly to a pool and then forms a rivulet of water that "leaks" out of the panel into the frame.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Good morning
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 21/11/2024
Google just randomly swapped their Gsuite (or whatever the fuck its called now) gemini garbage from opt in to opt out and now it won't stop spamming me with emails and popups about it.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good morning to everyone except Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Everyone else, please get your shots. 😷
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Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 12/11/2024
Is it bad that I keep calling this place "bisky"?
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