Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 09/02/2026Now, I like to be early when I go places, but I almost left the house on an 8 minute drive to an appointment an hour early because my watch was dead but looked right. 000
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 05/01/2026Since my father and I have very similar names, Google seems to have decided we're actually the same person and should share one contact in my phone, email and EVERY OTHER GOOGLE SERVICE. As such, I've apparently just texted myself. 000
Reposted by Neo Melonasdwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear" 0204103
Reposted by Neo MelonasJoey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Has this always been an option???? 214640
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 02/11/2025Love when "Generative AI" is listed in a software's feature matrix so I can know what software to avoid. 010
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 19/10/2025Back in Morgantown for the yearly Keyboard Meetup (yesterday) and spending several hours like a lump in the Blue Moose nursing coffees (today). 010
Reposted by Neo MelonasColorado Avalanche @avalanche.bsky.social · 07/10/2025WE PLAY HOCKEY TODAY!!!!!! HAPPY AVS SEASON OPENER!! 910612
Reposted by Neo MelonasAlina Pete - Geek Girl Con (guest) @alinapete.bsky.social · 05/10/2025DAMN I just realized a major marker of our generational divide is whether you: - Come up with several short search terms encompassing the main subjects and string them together b/c you were trained on encyclopedia and fucking Dewey decimal OR - Type a wholeass sentence into the search bar 1115532
Reposted by Neo MelonasAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 05/10/2025I booted up windows 98 to defrag my BADAPPLE drive 191403538
Reposted by Neo MelonasDownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2025 41295442
Reposted by Neo MelonasVulture @vulture.com · 23/09/2025Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.vulture.comApple Pulls The Savant From Its Release ScheduleApple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule. 3532065858
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 06/09/2025I'm going to need the spiders in my neighborhood to be more considerate as to where they leave their webs, please. 000
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 06/09/2025Why does the air outside taste like DC Metro station air today? 010
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 05/06/2025Having just fed and watered the dog, I can now say with some confidence that he is not capable of photosynthesis. 000
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 11/05/2025All hail the hot bean fluid machine. This sucker has been going strong since 2008. 010
Reposted by Neo MelonasAggro Crab 💥🔪 @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social · 07/04/2025✨YEAR OF THE CRAB ✨is floating ashore on APRIL 21 to Steam, PlayStation 5 and Xbox Game Pass! 🌊 The FREE Content Update for Another Crab's Treasure 🌊 NEW GAME PLUS. NEW BESTIARY. NEW BOSS RUSH. AND MORE. (don't worry it's also coming to switch soon!!) 35689158
Reposted by Neo MelonasEric Migicovsky @ericmigi.com · 28/01/2025** It's happening!! ** We managed to convince Google to open source PebbleOS. Took a while, but they just did it today! github.com/google/pebble With that, we're bringing Pebble back! I blogged about it - ericmigi.com/blog/why-wer...ericmigi.comWhy We’re Bringing Pebble BackEight years later, you still can’t beat a Pebble 1111578311
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 31/03/2025Just a Fanatic ad for the sportsbook they run, care of a hat purchase? All I wanted was the hat, you can keep your gambling garbage to yourselves, thanks. 010
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 18/03/2025I know this is a late-in-the-season post, but holy hell has Severance been a rollercoaster this season. 000
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 08/03/2025Sorry I missed your text, I was watching Columbo on my certified pre-owned PlayStation Vita. 020
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 08/03/2025Amazon's recommendation engine is something else. "You finished [book 2]! You should read either book 1 or book 5 next, or this book from a genre you have never read." 010
Reposted by Neo MelonasAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Tomorrow, February 28, let’s disrupt the status quo by spending ONLY at businesses that uplift our communities. That means: 🚫 No gas from corporate giants 🚫 No fast food chains 🚫 No big-box retailers (Target, Walmart, Amazon, etc.) 277153703313
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 10/02/2025Right now, at this very moment, there is a city employee in Philadelphia FURIOUSLY greasing a pole. 000
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 09/02/2025Why is it that every time work sends me to Texas, I come home sick? 100
Reposted by Neo MelonasAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these. 196126484371
Reposted by Neo MelonasAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/01/2025PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness 134124945535
Reposted by Neo MelonasJordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 17/01/2025They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons… THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS. 6346051464
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 07/01/2025Went to test a system I had been working on, pushed power and nothing happened... oh no what did I break I'm sure everything is done correctly ahhhh– oh right. I never plugged in the power brick to the wall, A+ work, panic deferred. 000
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 11/12/2024Our Very Good Boy, Louie, is on his way across the rainbow bridge :( 010
Reposted by Neo MelonasBen Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 07/12/2024#SEVERANCE 1 17 25 youtu.be/_UXKlYvLGJY 741295177
Reposted by Neo MelonasDaniel Martin @fizbin.bsky.social · 22/03/2024I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/projects.propublica.orgFind Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your ClaimYou likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f... 9161794110176
Reposted by Neo MelonasJocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️ 422580844
Reposted by Neo MelonasႺ𝚎𝚊𝚛ì ᑭ𝚎𝚊𝚛ì ✾ ネコ ︱VArtist · @geariart.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I have lowered some of my prices as a sort of "Black Friday" Deal! I am always down for creating art gifts for your friends! Please check out my shop on #vgen to see what I offer! vgen.co/GeariArt #artcommissions #commissions #commissionsopen #vgenOpen #artsupport 066
Reposted by Neo Melonasdanielle taphanel @treelet.bsky.social · 17/05/2024The Parting Tree 🍃🛖 71184332
Neo Melonas @neomelonas.com · 21/11/2024Google just randomly swapped their Gsuite (or whatever the fuck its called now) gemini garbage from opt in to opt out and now it won't stop spamming me with emails and popups about it. 000
Reposted by Neo MelonasJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice 888615789
Reposted by Neo MelonasKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Good morning to everyone except Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Everyone else, please get your shots. 😷 1860143