Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Whats the scariest movie you’ve seen in recent years? Doing research for a podcast!static.klipy.comSadako Crawls Out of TV - The Ring HorrorALT: Sadako Crawls Out of TV - The Ring Horror 370
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026This might inadvertently be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. 3350
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The were protecting their young — and our planet 🐘🌎❤️ 4636
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Hot Honey Maple Buffalo chicken biscuit with hot & sweet pickles 2260
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Parents should legally get 24hours alone with the murderer of their child — full immunity. 2460
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Livable wages prevent warehouse fires 🔥 5767
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026If misogynists thought I was insufferable before, they better strap in 💃🏻🌙 1964
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Watching those four astronauts successfully complete the first moon mission in over 50 years healed something in my millennial heart. Realizing that I’ve never witnessed a positive unprecedented event in my lifetime. 7671
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I have an emotional hangover from this week. So much anxiety and anticipation. I feel like I can finally breathe again. Also, did anyone feel the energy shift last night? I feel like we are finally moving out of the Dark Times and back into the Light 💫 4420
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I think that Flat Earthers are all just malignantly uninteresting contrarians who have nothing else to offer other than an argument. They’re either too stupid to understand or they *do* understand and merely seek attention because it’s the only way they can get it. Dying on this hill. 3562
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026It’s reentry day! Can’t sleep! Worried about the astronauts! Won’t be able to relax until I see ALL 4 OF THEM safely emerge from the capsule! Haven’t slept! Can’t stop crying! Please tell me I’m not alone! Please protect them, Artemis! 🏹✨💫media.tenor.coma painting of a woman and a deer with a crescent moon behind themALT: a painting of a woman and a deer with a crescent moon behind them 2525
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026When I tell you that I am a nervous wreck about the Artemis II crew reentering the atmosphere tomorrow… It’s arguably the most dangerous part of the mission and how we lost the Columbia crew in 2003. My entire emotional well-being is contingent on those 4 astronauts making it back to Earth alive. 3441
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026One thing about me is that I immediately block science deniers and flat earth idiots. They are either absolute morons, desperate for attention or both. I have no time for them and they do not get access to my energy or page. *BLOCK* Go back to 4-Chan 3682
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Someone said about the Artemis II mission that the Challenger crew got them out of the atmosphere, the Apollo crews got them safely around the moon, and the Columbia crew will ensure their safety home. I am BAWLING! 💔😭 1440
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026*Me, watching the Artemis II mission* NASA for some reason: 0170
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I’ve been crying about Artemis II all day. So stoked to be alive for things like this 💫 1350
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026This is why tiktok is failing, btw. The App has been completely awful since January 2025 but has progressively gotten worse. If “The world is healing ✨💫” goes against your Community Guidelines then we have a massive problem. 11667
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I was at a concert all night and came back to a bunch of notifications speculating that the Big Beautiful Day had arrived. While I appreciate the sentiment, Y’ALL CAN’T BE GETTING MY HOPES UP LIKE THIS!media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin .ALT: a black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin . 3632
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Going to see The Verve Pipe & Our Lady Peace ⚡️❤️ 4461
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Holy shit I thought those picture of Kristi Noem’s husband with the tig ol’ bitties was AI! OH MY GOD IT’S REAL. 3332
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026What are you plans when “IT” happens? 🎉✨🥂🍾 6474
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 30/03/2026American troops are absolutely going to be deployed to Iran this week… You will never convince me that America, a country actively taking rights away from their own women, give a single flying fuck about the rights of Iranian women. This has everything to do with oil and money — AGAIN. 36511
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026He just handed us all Golden Tickets for the Big Beautiful Day celebration. We can now do and say whatever we like and this is our insurance. Truly, I cannot wait for that day 🎉💃🏻 6784
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026First the Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot gets cancelled and then Xander dies. This is a tough week for Buffy fans 💔media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing an orange shirt with flowers on itALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is wearing an orange shirt with flowers on it 4324
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Woke up with a gnarly head cold and have been in bed all day watching Love Is Blind. I’m a glutton for punishment. 0191
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 17/03/2026There were never any snakes in Ireland 🐍 3664
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Jessie Buckley wins the Oscar for Best Actress in Hamnet 🏆media.tenor.coma woman in a red dress stands in front of a crowd while a man shakes her handALT: a woman in a red dress stands in front of a crowd while a man shakes her hand 1151
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Michael B. Jordan wins the Oscar for Best Actor in Sinners 🏆media.tenor.coma man in a suit and hat is smiling with the words #sinnersmovie behind himALT: a man in a suit and hat is smiling with the words #sinnersmovie behind him 3603
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Sean Penn wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor but didn’t show 👀🏆media.tenor.coma man in a military uniform is holding a piece of paper in his handALT: a man in a military uniform is holding a piece of paper in his hand 2130
Jordan The Grey @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Frankenstein takes the Oscars for Hairstyling & Makeup and Costume Design 🏆🏆media.tenor.coma woman wearing a green scarf around her headALT: a woman wearing a green scarf around her head 2271
