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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Strong Message Here - We Care, We Fight! (with Stewart Lee) - BBC Sounds
Is Ed Davey cut out for the attention economy? Armando and Stewart Lee have some tips.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is not admirable to waste your life. Sorry.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everyone, meet Hugo www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
World's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'
Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse.
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm sorry why we do have masked fascists just standing around Dover completely unbothered? If these were Just Stop Oil pensioners, the tanks would have already been deployed www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...
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Port of Dover delays: Miles of traffic as protesters block roads
Traffic is being stopped from going in and out of the port because of a demonstration by a large group of masked protesters, with ferry services operating with some delay.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
who's up feeding their hog in the woods
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
autumn is fast approaching which means it's time for pannage: the ancient commoner's right of taking your pigs to the forest to feast on fallen acorns, chestnuts, and beechmast
four pigs underneath a blossoming tree
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh lawd he comin' #Warhammer40k #Necrons
the monolith has been summoned
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. I like the way Snrub thinks! 2. My cat's breath smells like cat food 3. Money can be exchanged for goods and services 4. I for one, welcome our new insect overlords 5. I don't recall saying good luck
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did anybody else just get this government alert?
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm ready for the eclipse
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nothing more cringe than sports live-text commentators saying 'and now that's me signing off, here's Dave Ferret to take over.' Nobody cares. It's not an airport, you don't need to announce your departure. You're a glorified social media intern. Post the sports updates and go away quietly
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As promised to link to my first actual Hookland book. It is only small, but covers a lot of the ghost soil. If enough of you buy it and like it there will be a Volume Two. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1068598123 It will also be available in an actual bookshop soon.
The coverplate of the book HOOKLAND FRAGMENTS VOLUME ONE by David Southwell featuring a picture of the Ghost Bear of Hookland by Maria Strutz and the following blurb:

I firmly believe David Southwell’s Hookland to be one of the great 
imaginative achievements of our age. One that will one day be 
spoken of the way Lovecraft’s Mythos is now. Hookland is the 
folklore of the county that exists on the edge of our vision, an 
unseen but sensed Britain that is at once familiar and strange. 
It is the land just to the left of where we live. David’s work is 
made even more remarkable by his open invitation for all to 
come and play there. Though of course visitors to Hookland 
must be wary, the county exacts its price from us all. – R.J. 
Barker, award-winning author of bestsellers such as The Bone 
Ships and Gods of Wyrdwood.

As a visitor I am more frequently in Hookland than the barrows 
and chalk downs of my childhood. – Roger Clarke, best-selling 
author of A Natural History of Ghosts.

Hookland is gold standard eldritch world building. – Ian 
Simmons, Fortean Times news editor.

This a shimmering place of deep time, cold wars, old gods and 
ever renewing mysteries.The heartland and home county of the 
restless and the outsider, a lamp glow to welcome the lost, a 
pole star for those who dare to step into the dark and follow its 
glorious glowing ghostlight. – Rose Ruane. Artist and writer of 
Birding and This Is Yesterday.

Hookland has been called many things. Psychic shrapnel 
embedded in place. A re-wilding of folklore. The English Eerie 
told in strange fragments. According to its creator David 
Southwell, nothing in Hookland is made up, just remembered 
differently.

Hookland Fragments Volume One offers both an introduction to 
Hookland and an exploration of its agenda of re-enchantment 
as resistance.
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/06/2026
Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A discussion about the social media ban on under 16s. BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Old people try not to stand up too early on a bus and get flung about like a ragdoll challenge : Impossible
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you? ‪
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 02/05/2026
My favourite correction:
Correction
THERE was an error printed in a story titled
Pigs float down the Dawson" on Page 11 of yesterday's Bully.
The story, by reporter Daniel Burdon, said
"more than 30,000 pigs were floating down the Dawson River".
What Baralaba piggery owner Sid Eve-ringham actually said was "30 sows and pigs", not "30,000 pigs"
The Morning Bulletin would like to apologise for this error, which was also reprinted in today's Rural Weekly CQ before the mistake was known.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
ranch for poorly drawn horses
a drawing of a western landscape with a bunch of extremely crudely drawn horses on it, like, disproportionately bad for the drawing that they live in
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Katy Perry can go to space and I can’t go on a Concorde??? Grow up
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Tweet from GoaT FacE (@EndhooS):

[See's a guy playing bagpipes]
Son: Why's that man wearing a skirt?
Me: I think the real question is why is he sucking that musical octopus?
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again
an old wooden cathedral door with a hole in the bottom through which a cat pokes its head
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
'Ok so . . . what's happened here is, you've basically broken the law. This could end up on the front page of the Daily Mail. This is why you should speak to me first.'
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I wrote something years ago. At the time it was an angry answer to the Second Gulf War. But it still applies to American misrule. Slim Charles > The entire Trump administration.
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We fight on that lie
YouTube video by ppajae
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WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ukrainian dog vs Russian drone. A little scene from the front. Footage by the 12th "Rym" Territorial Defense Battalion.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I've seen enough, wrap it up. We must retire as a species. Let the dolphins have their shot
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Morning, bitches! Here’s the secret: Your success in life is dependent on how many uncomfortable conversations you’re willing to have, how little you’re willing to compromise your idea of what you should be doing, and how comfortable you can be being the only one that believes you’ll succeed.
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Zelnut 🍉👾 @dahliaiterations.com · 16/02/2026
A few nerds found out that language is statistically predictable and that large enough libraries of language tokens will show interesting emergent properties that look like reasoning, logic and empathy and decided that with enough tokens it will somehow become AGI. It's so aggravating.
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David Dylan Thomas @daviddylanthomas.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail, just for saying you're English www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCB...
these days, you get arrested and thrown in jail, just for saying you're English
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
My guy put a bigger wire on my bracers this week and my lisp has got worse, i just tried to talk to someone in the gym and i sounded like jonathan ross chewing a nettle
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Every news bulletin atm
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Strong Message Here - U-Turns and Turncoats (with Stewart Lee) - BBC Sounds
Can politicians use language to convince us they have changed their minds?
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I have to say, the news cycle is making me think a certain kind of thoughts
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Update #2 - the world's most useless cat. Absolutely oblivious.
Some real Tom & Jerry shit going on here
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Update - lmao
the broom is not effective at persuading the mouse to move
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Big drama today at my mum's house. I might add, he did not just appear, he was brought inside BY the cat
a tiny mouse sits on top of the curtains and surveils his new kingdom
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Really really tired with the news being about America all the time, forever
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This is why Mikel Jon Obi earns the commentary big bucks www.youtube.com/watch?v=STzs...
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Mikel John Obi wisdom
YouTube video by Neil Spurr
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Bacon is the smoked salmon of the meat industry
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
mmm forbidden ham
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
No new pictures - where are you mentally?
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Neil Spurr @neilspurr.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
www.instagram.com/reel/DPnioXW...
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Sam O'Leary on Instagram: "Bizarre CD found after dad’s death. 💀 @skinwigspodcast Just trying something out… #comedypodcast #grieving #jeans"
279K likes, 1,367 comments - mrsamoleary on October 9, 2025: "Bizarre CD found after dad’s death. 💀 @skinwigspodcast Just trying something out… #comedypodcast #grieving #jeans".
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