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Neil J Smith

@neiljsmith.bsky.social
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Singer/songwriter/musician and semi-autonomous biped from the badlands of the Buckinghamshire/Berkshire borders, UK My lovely band Plynthology: linktr.ee/plynthology My solo exploits: linktr.ee/neiljsmith

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
All the worst cunts in the world - from journalism to politics, the Kermlin to the White House - are suffering tonight.
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Gavin Esler @gavinesler.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Can’t wait for JD Vance to campaign for Reform in the UK. How about next week? Is next week good for you?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Barry Blitt’s sketchbook. @airmail.news airmail.news/issues/2026-...
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This is incredible. UK emissions fell 2.4% in 2025 as coal fell to a 400-year low. Incredibly, we used less coal last year than than in 1600, when Queen Elizabeth I was on the throne and Shakespeare was writing Hamlet www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-uk-...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
GB News loses £22m, taking their total losses to over £130m. Except it's not a 'loss', it's an investment by Paul Marshall in providing a propaganda service to platform right wing grifters, gobshites, conspiracy nutters and contrarian fuckwits.
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds. I support neither imperialism or dictatorship. Sahar Delijani said it best:
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves.
Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone.
That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins.
If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after.
Sahar Delijani, Iranian author
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pulp poetry.
Common Peephole
 
 
She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn’t stop it.
 
That’s when I
caught her eye.


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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Not been aware of this “uproar” anywhere but here. Either on the news or in broadsheet media. And there should be uproar. Because, in a nutshell, it tells you why Reform - in their infantile, idiotic, vengeful inadequacy - are so ragingly unfit for office. nation.cymru/news/uproar-...
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Uproar as Reform policy chief threatens to defund Welsh university
Martin Shipton Reform UK’s head of policy Zia Yusuf launched a culture war in Wales by threatening to withhold funding from Bangor University after its student debating society refused to host two lea...
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Most of our media is studiously ignoring the Epstein links to Brexit, Farage and far right populism. Farage is being touted for No.10. He wants an even more extreme Brexit. A race to the bottom to sell us out to this global network of oligarch crooks. Why TF isn’t he being investigated and stopped?
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
BREAKING: Gordon Brown defends Keir Starmer "I can look in his eyes and see he is a man of integrity. "He wants to do the right things. Perhaps he has been too slow to do the right things. But he must do the right things now. "Lets judge what he does"
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mimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The sooner the wider public understands that Nigel Farage is actively working against Britain’s interests, the better.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If he sets off right now, he could get to Dignitas before they close. It's only a 2 hour drive from #Davos. If it's the cost he's worried about, I'm sure he'd get a generous crowdfunding response. Maybe they take gift vouchers? Either way, the clock's ticking...
map: Dignitas from Davos
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Remember the Soviet joke about a man who always goes to look at the papers but never buys one. The news agent asks him what he's looking for and he says, "An obituary" and the news agent points out that they're always in the back section. "This one won't be".
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
NEW “…neither rhyme nor reason.” We are currently in a situation where precedents and norms and laws and rules and theories offer no assistance. By me. Substack: emptycity.substack.com/p/neither-rh... Personal blog: davidallengreen.com/2026/01/neit...
What, if anything, is Trumpism?

There is not really any rhyme: there is no consistency or predictability in what he does. His actions in situation [A] will tell you little or nothing about what he may do in situation [B].

There are, at a general level, certain themes: he is indifferent to norms, he is cunning, he likes leverage, he will renege on deals, he has a sense for ratings, he will often back down. But these are tactics and improvisations: they say little or nothing about which subjects he will engage with next.

And nor is there is much reason: little or nothing he does makes sense, at least for the reasons he gives – or for the reasons his partisan supporters come up with to justify his actions and inactions.

It would be fair to say there is neither rhyme nor reason.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 19/01/2026
"Donald Trump now genuinely lives in a different reality, one in which neither grammar nor history nor the normal rules of human interaction now affect him. Also, he really is maniacally, unhealthily obsessive about the Nobel Prize." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We've spent ten years being proved right about all the things the loudest, biggest voices in the UK media insisted, often obnoxiously, we were wrong about. The real kicker is that there's no consolation whatsoever in being correct. Brexit, Putin, Johnson, Truss, Trump, Twitter, Netanyahu etc etc...
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is so important. If you persist in misrepresenting or misunderstanding reality you give even more ammunition to populist liars who understand nothing.
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Labour NW Essex @labournwessex.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Today, waiting lists are down by more than 312,000 since Labour came into government - with an 86,000 drop in November alone. That's the second biggest drop in 15 years.🎉 See more below ⬇️🧵
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Rafael Behr @rafaelbehr.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
When the interior ministry declares its militia to be above the law in terms that equate dissent with treason there really isn’t any question of whether or not we are looking at an authoritarian regime.
Department of Homeland Security post on X affirming immunity for ICE agents under all circumstances
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Neil J Smith @neiljsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Democratic rights should be withheld from those who oppose democracy.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
A Christmas cartoon from my new book of science cartoons PHYSICS FOR CATS. In good bookshops and online now: www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
Caption: Every December, the team of marine biologists draw lots to decide who will take Mister Wiggles home with them for the holidays.

Image: Five small figures take small pieces of paper from a hat. Behind them a colossal squid waits in an enormous tank set upon a gigantic trolley.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner was a genius. He brought joy to this world, and in decades to come, people will still be laughing, crying, and quoting along to his incredible oeuvre. Donald Trump is a nobody. History will remember him as a villain and a nasty, dim-witted, unloved one at that. There's your difference
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Neil J Smith @neiljsmith.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It’s increasingly hard to find balanced news about the UK government’s policies and actions, but this is an informative article on proposed changes to ECHR rules on asylum rights. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
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Why is the UK leading the charge to curb asylum rights under the ECHR?
UK seeks revision of the European Convention on Human Rights amid pressure from the far right.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
We celebrated FREE SPEECH in the village yesterday. We called each other bastards & fuckers. Everyone said Jill in the village shop was a bitch & should be jailed. I called Dean our paperboy a lying wanker and Bunty said Simple Sally should be burnt for being a slut. 🇬🇧
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Can someone please explain why it is that too many politicians only seem to want the votes of the prejudiced and the ignorant? To the extent that they are actively repelling anyone capable of rational thought and decency. Why the pathetic need to appease the bigot vote, at everyone else’s expense?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I hoped never to see concentration camps like the ones I grew up in appear again in this country. Reading this breaks my heart.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Anyone who knows the first thing about literary translation knows that direct translations are often impossible, and that creative, nuanced, sympathetic solutions must be found due to unfamiliar idioms, imagery, rhyming schemes, etc while balancing author motifs and style. AI simply can't do that.
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Plynthology @plynthology.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
'Mothra' live by Plynthology at Other Space Arts, Windsor. What an amazing night we had at Other Space Arts! Mega thanks to Ruby Dawn and Vinna Bee for truly off-the-scale performances, Mr C for superb dad jokes and compering, Steve the sound and all at OSA for hosting us at their wonderful venue.
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'Mothra' live by Plynthology at Other Space Arts, Windsor
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
V good letter in The Guardian on Labour’s flailing hopelessness in the face of Reform. Come on, Labour. The country is crying out for better. We’re sick of this ugly rightwing agenda. It brings nothing but failure. It’s disloyal to your voters and to the country. You’ve got power and time. Use them.
• Re your article (Labour targets international students claiming asylum after election losses to Reform, 3 May), the insistence of this Labour government on responding to the perceived threat of Reform by aping it on the issues where it is strong is utterly mind-boggling.
I don't think any electable party will be more anti-immigration than Reform. The portion of the electorate for whom immigration is the one issue they care about won't be persuaded to vote Labour by it pledging to reduce asylum applications from international students. It's a ludicrous idea and, at best, only serves to reduce the distinction between the two parties.
In reality, Reform is weak on almost every conceivable area: the economy, the NHS, Donald Trump, Brexit... the list of vulnerabilities is almost without limit. Yet the government chooses to engage on the only ground on which Reform is sure-footed. It's utterly bizarre.
How is a party with five MPs, fewer than 800 local councillors and no actual policies allowed to dictate the agenda in this way?
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Frome, Somerset
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Graham Bett @grahambett.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"Like a dog with the garden hose". @mattgreencomedy.com at his best!
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
What the US constructed over 8 decades, Trump is destroying in days. And once destroyed, it will be almost impossible to resurrect. Trump is congenitally unable to understand the strategic value of allies--US competitors might not be so foolish.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Just as a reminder, not a single state gave in to Trump’s tariff threats. Not one. He’s blown up US economic credibility for nothing.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Everyone loves sausage dogs, but are you familiar with the other sausage animals? Here's a handy guide. If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/sau...
Cartoon drawing of various animals with sausage bodies, sausage dog, sausage camel, sausage crab ...
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Cartoon of a man talking to a dog. He is saying "What's that Lassie? So long as wealth can buy power it's not really democracy?"
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Alonso Gurmendi @alonso-gd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I think liberals in the West need to understand that they have not stumbled across any kind of contradiction or hypocrisy in the Global far right. When they said “people have a right to free speech” they simply never saw racialised people as people to begin with 🧵
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Jonathan Healey @jonathanhealey.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
‘Okay which one of you accidentally added Robert Cecil to the chat?’
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Hi all, just sent out my free weekend update. Started with the most important and least surprising story of the week. The Trump-Putin call showed that the US is now a vehicle to help Putin achieve his policy goals, nothing more, nothing less. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
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Weekend Update #125: The Trump-Putin Call; Stop Being Shocked!
An "Energy" Only Ceasefire Makes No Sense; Stop Being Shocked 2—Witkoff Speaks
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Neil J Smith @neiljsmith.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I've been making music and doing videos under the name of @plynthology.bsky.social. I hope this tickles your fancy.
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The news has been more than a bit grim of late, so hooray for @carbonbrief.org providing some genuine and really meaningful **good** news: the UK's carbon emissions in 2024 were the lowest since 1872, because demand for fossil fuels just keeps decreasing. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-uk-...
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In a world of Matts, be a Derek.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
1. You feel powerless? Don’t know what you can do to resist the rise of fascism? Here is an answer: Good Things. Fascism inflicts pain and harm as a matter of doctrine. Kindness, care and conviviality defend us from it. The more we build community, the less it can take root. 🧵
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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Undeniable fact
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Tusk is really rising to the occasion www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/w...
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Neil J Smith @neiljsmith.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I've loved the the arrangements, and particularly the busy, baroque bass playing on Serge Gainsbourg's album 'Histoire de Melody Nelson' for a long time.
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Serge Gainsbourg/JC Vannier - Melody Nelson as played by Dave Richmond (Bass Cover with Tabs)
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
President Zelensky will meet King Charles at Sandringham tomorrow. A spokesman for the King said the purpose of the meeting was "to annoy the fuck out of that dreadful orange shithead"
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Are we starting to see now? He's a madman. He's an idiot. An old man pissing himself in the corner of a room, muttering paranoid fantasies about his imaginary enemies. Ignore it until it happens. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Trump vows to slap 25% tariffs on EU and claims bloc was ‘formed to screw US’
President says at first cabinet meeting that levies would be applied ‘generally’ and that more details would come soon
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 24/02/2025
Let’s be clear: a free and sovereign Ukraine is not only in the European interest. It’s also in the interest of the entire world. An investment in Ukraine’s sovereignty is an investment in the prevention of future wars. My statement in Kyiv ↓ europa.eu/!JQGJm8
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Less than 20% of Germans voted for Nazis. Compared to nearly 50% of Americans.
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Alex Hall Hall @alexhh.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
This is very good news - if even Trump’s most slavish propaganda outlets call him out over Ukraine.
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