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neffrey

@neffrey.bsky.social
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he/it i like zigzagoon and writing my fanfiction and men

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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 2h
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 2h
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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きなこもち @kinakomocheeni.bsky.social · 4h
未来の名探偵!
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 4h
til jjk is on netflix and i didn’t even need to pirate it, which is really really funny to me for some reason
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 12h
they aren’t ready for Evil Fabian
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UltraSleepy @ultrasleepy5.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I like to think Floatzel flirts like an old cartoon character and Dewott finds it irritatingly effective. #Pokemon #PokemonArt #Floatzel
A Floatzel holding a bouquet of red flowers and a red rose in his teeth while flirting with the viewer and making a heart shape with his tails.
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 14h
i love being into men so much its one of the most joyous things about my life
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deep dish tumbr-eon @cloudchomps.bsky.social · 15h
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たつ @tatuwani.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
正方形だとここで切れがち
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 30/09/2026
Had a dream where I had to rank every woman that ever existed, starting from Eve, in order to prove that I truly respect women
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 21h
Thinking abt orc city again
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Desayus @desayus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mis 2 lobos si son.
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 23h
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Jules @julesdrawz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stone Edge💥
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my favorite things i’ve done is getting 400k words into my fic and then dropping the line “end of act 1”
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i kinda hate how “nsfw” is just synonymous with porn because i think it could be a much more useful filter keyword if it was more literal. like i would not want someone at work to see me staring at shirtless anthro men but if theres no dick out then it’s not porn so it’s not gonna be labeled “nsfw”
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sometimes you just have to separate the art from the artist. *steals your drawing tablet*
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Fiftyset80 - No Longer Toad @fiftyset80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s true! When Sticker Star was first being made, Miyamoto stormed into Intelligent Systems’ offices and deleted the game in a fit of rage and forced everyone to draw 100 toads before they could to go home. The next day when they came in he’d finished Sticker Star (bad) and filled it with toads.
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cool new hobby i’ve developed is moving my eye while staring at the ceiling and watching the tiny yet ominous blind spot i’ve developed move around
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that Curry stream sure was something else! You sure had to be there for the Curry stream! How could you miss the Curry stream? nothing in the world hits quite like the Curry stream! Thrilling adventures are to be had when you’re watching JuegAriel stream the Curry!
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rakadoo @rakadishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#186 Politoed! "The curled hair on POLITOED’s head is proof of its status as a king. It is said that the longer and more curled the hair, the more respect this POKéMON earns from its peers."
A politoed stands on a rock before a pond full of poliwag, poliwrath, and another politoed. Hidden behind the first toad is a bulbasaur, extending a vine to present the illusion that politoed has a massive curl of hair upon its head rather than the pretty normal one it actually has. Most of the audience is wowed, but the other politoed is suspicious.
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Sarah 💜 @vyletbunni.com · 29/09/2026
YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT TO ME
Midna saying:
There, there.  You be a good girl and calm down.  No need to bite!
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⭐️Sammy‼️ @sammehnetta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fortune's Weave would be an even better game if Bertrand was replaced by Bertram from Jessie
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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swift @swiftuhm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
swampert sceptile gay or whatever
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reebert @rueghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
amphoroooooos art trade piece with @gioscalie.bsky.social
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes i look at the number of followers i have and think oh thats such a big number thats so scary...... i hope most of you are bots.........
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joy 🌙 @dietranch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
super effective kiss
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Tabbzart - Comms open! @tabbzart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Artfight Attack for @mudkipper.art :> #artfight #artfight2026 #teammystery
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if pmdff had a fire emoji react button for comments it’d save my whole life but i’m also not entirely sure that they’re super eager to take feature requests from me LMAO
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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 25/09/2026
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mae @hellagur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s right: we’re going back in time to assassinate the 2010s Wendy’s and Dennys social media managers
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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HaruMiju♪ @harumiju501.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Life is much better when you don't constantly assume the worst of people around you and the way someone might act. Just, be kinder to people.
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fay 😖 @ fefw (no spoilers) @stasiscommand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😭🫶
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TriZard @triforcezard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really wish this was voiced because the soundbite would go crazy.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oomf stocks are on the rise
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deep dish tumbr-eon @cloudchomps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my sense of humor is so fucking shot that this image has been forcing me to stifle my laughter all day
A dark knight sitting on a throne, with the text:

"[Dark Souls] IS A DISH BEST SERVED [2]"
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Techneti (🎂 in 5 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ttyd chapter 4
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
yeah because its really funny
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neffrey @neffrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
excited to announce that i, a guy who made his discord account 6 years ago, am 13-17 years old
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer"
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