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Neeb

@neebart.bsky.social
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Artist & animator mainly lurking on here while I figure out what to do. Also may be a blue nun Art Instagram (mainly life drawing pics, nsfw): www.instagram.com/neebs_art

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
While Napoleon III lived in exile in England, he spent his time trying to design a more energy efficient stove — have we considered this as an alternative to the winter fuel allowance?
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Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle (Well, it's better than nothing)
A woman (Azel) and man (Edge) flying the Floater from Panzer Dragoon Saga in a high-speed getaway through underground ruins. The Floater is a sort of ancient hover-scooter with two bulbous engines at the back, an oval head at the front, and a long thin handle coming out of the top of the head for steering. There is a red trail coming out the back
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Panzer Dragoon Saga - Play it Now! Giving you a taste of life in a far-future science-fantasy world of bio-dragons and airships: Sega Saturn Magazine in May 1998. I still had a Saturn then alongside a PlayStation; this and Shining Force III were the last two new games I bought for it.
A scan of the cover from the Out Of Print Archive scan upload with artwork of Azel, a character from the game sitting with one knee up and a hand crooked under her chin. Panzer Dragoon Saga Disc Play in Now can be seen in bold text to her.On the CD... A gallery of screenshots and basic instructions on how to play the first disc of the game.
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Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Woman's wedding rehearsal is rudely interrupted
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Jacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry did a wonderful interview with the Academy Museum before he passed that all his fans should see. While I understand why he hid away from the world after his stroke, we’re so blessed that he did come back to share a few more laughs before the end. Forever one of my favorite actors. ♥️
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Tim Curry Breaks Down His Most Iconic Roles
YouTube video by The Academy
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🖤🩶🤍Hunter B💛🩷💜 @hntrgurl13.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God probably: “I want you to kill Donnie the Conman” Grim Reaper: *brings Dolly Parton* God: “No no. The guy from the hotel in Home Alone 2.” Grim Reaper: *brings Tim Curry* God: “OH MY ME FUCKING STOP!”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Count Binface meets the press: GERMANY
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Queen Gwenevere @queengwenevere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Artist (after rinsing brush in glass): wait which glass was that, was that the paint water, please tell me that was the paint water, which of these was tea, THEY’RE BOTH BROWN NOW
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty British cook or baker: for goodness sake, why can’t you give quantities for dry ingredients by weight?
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i object to this framing. we haven't even heard the cat's side of the story
Screenshot of a Facebook post from The Independent asking, “Is your cat bullying your child?” Below the text is a close-up photo of a black-and-white tuxedo cat peeking around a doorway, with wide green eyes, a pink nose, and an expression of complete innocence.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”  

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”  

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Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face
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Коты оборомоты @tailsandwhiskers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
В этом доме все коты почему-то писклявее кошек, но Спорк - чемпион. - All male cats in our house have higher voices than ladies, but Spork is the squeek champion.
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Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Signed, with the following caveat: Simon Baron-Cohen is not someone to be held in high esteem, given that the autistic community hates him for relentlessly trying to find a way to wipe us out. He's right about autistic people's higher suicide rates, but, y'know, broken clocks
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@existennialmemes.bsky.social
existennialmemes - on tumblr

Emotional regulation requires energy!! When you're physically tired, emotional regulation is simply physiologically harder to achieve.

So if you've used all your physical spoons and you start crying because you dropped a pen, remember it's because your cells literally don't have enough ATP to coordinate the neurological processes that control your emotions. Give yourself grace and rest and probably a snack.
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ironically that alert just made me drop my portable bbq onto my firework collection
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NemesisDType @nemesisdtype.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everyone in the UK getting the government alert on their phone.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tom Clancy was a load bearing pillar of American male literacy
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When trans people told you what the likes of Stock were doing wouldn't just stop at them, this is what they meant.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
afterword

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

wahoo-shem

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said "the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won't let them help you" and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like "why won't you let me help" and whoop then I take the medicine
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rod Liddle was very much like Marmite, in that you wouldn’t want him on your television screen, radio, or newspaper.
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Lilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Panzer Dragoon Saga
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Ne-Rai
Alt: Ne-Rai
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Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. [N.B not sure if Muppets might have been acquired by Disney at that point but let's say they haven't]
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Tim Curry as Laughing Long John Silver
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver laughing in Muppet Treasure Island. He wears a black tricorn with a black feather and a red coat
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Scrap Net Zero and Embrace Mediterranean Life
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Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
ALT: Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Millennials waiting for Jared Leto to be held accountable for his actions:
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Man's Face Aging Over Time
ALT: Man's Face Aging Over Time
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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🔥Nepook🔥 NYC TATTOO GUEST SPOT @nepook.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS A THING IN AMERICA. We didn't watch the chimp movie. Come on. Stop it.
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Linz J-K @linzjk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Fiona Tribe
@fionatribe.bsky.social

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky
coined the term "dark matter"
which is impressive, but he also
coined the term "spherical bastard"
to describe people who are
bastards no matter which way you
look at them, and I think that
should be celebrated more.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Unmasking of the invisible Illness person looking irked, and then he takes off his mask and an angry guy is behind it and then a sad guy  when he takes that mask off and then a feral screaming opossum when he takes the final mask off
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My bedroom is so hot I can't think of a version of this
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Tamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My bedroom is so hot my clock looks like Dali painted it.
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Ian Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It is hilarious to hear harrumphing about transparency when the only way that Count Binface could achieve transparency would be by regenerating as Baron Whicker Wastepaper Basket.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
humorous graphic set against a white background featuring a shaggy, colorful monster. The monster's body is composed entirely of messy, vibrant marker strokes in a rainbow of colors including pink, red, yellow, green, blue, and purple. It has two large, wide-open googly eyes and a wide, open black mouth filled with sharp white triangle teeth, giving it a manic or chaotic expression. Arched over the monster in a playful, hand-written sans-serif font is the capital text: "I WOKE UP LIKE THIS"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Help. I'm conscious.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Do you think anyone is going to recognize us?" "Don't worry. We're wearing dark glasses." "You're right. We're practically invisible."
at a soccer game:
I like how everyone is wearing their whatever team's colors and these two are like...
That's great, but we're Depeche Mode.
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Rob Klippel @robklippel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Kurt Vonnegut's advice to high schoolers: “Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction... no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience BECOMING, to find out what’s inside you, to MAKE YOUR SOUL GROW.”
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
BINFACE NEWS! To those humans asking where you can see me in the flesh: I don't have flesh, but after my Makerfield triumph I'm having a (Moral) Victory Rally at the Museum of Comedy, London on Thurs 9th July. 20:30. Come get some space, satire and sanity! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac...
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Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Perfectionism + executive dysfunction + heatwave = delay #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Panel 1: Figure reading from a book. Dialogue: "Webster's Dictionary defines the word 'terrible' as-"
Panel 2: Figure storms off throwing the book away. Dialogue: "Screw it I'm 3 days late anyway"

Caption: Make A Terrible Comic Day 2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@timbers - 30 Day Free Trial of Being Ok
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Tiernan Blanchard is in SPOOKY MODE @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fine, you asked for it #MakeATerribleComicDay2026 Here are the limits of my artistic ability, laid bare makeaterriblecomicday.com
a terrible comic for make a terrible comic day, done in paint.  The title is 'decluttering the house'. In panel 1 two stick figures are talking. One is short with curly hair, the other is tall with straight hair in a ponytail. The shorter one with curly hair asks 'why do you have 9 computer mice'. In panel two the tall stick figure stands alone, facing the audience. 'they're my friends!'
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Notes app #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Painting of a cat and sun 
A woman says “behold! I have created art!”The woman sits alone with her painting
“…now what?”
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
a figure is at a laptop. it looks at the laptop. then it looks up. then it looks at the audience and says i don't want to make a comic today
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Robin SPOOKS! @assumptionprime.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
sorry gang, I tried #makeaterriblecomicday2025
An immaculate comic. Panel 1: Robin, an artist of great renown and skill laments tragic fate “Make a “terrible” comic day? but everything I make is art!” Panel two: bravely, she persists through this hardship: “I suppose I can attempt to sully my canvas.” Panel 3: and art program of some sort with the most beautiful artwork of a dog farting, and the caption “my dog toot a lot” Panel fore: Robin wails at the injustice of life: “It is too perfect! Damn these golden hands!”
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Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif/image
An angry-looking man with an eyepatch points a revolver at the viewer, who is taping him through a camcorder. There are empty shot glasses strewn all over his desk as well as an empty alcohol bottle, a phone and a desk lamp. In the background are a slatted roller blind, posters for The Simpsons and Life In Hell, and a potted plant
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