Reposted by NeebRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away 53985175
Reposted by NeebULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN 1742576
Reposted by NeebJeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 04/09/2026While Napoleon III lived in exile in England, he spent his time trying to design a more energy efficient stove — have we considered this as an alternative to the winter fuel allowance? 082
Reposted by NeebSasha's Retrobytes 🏳️⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Panzer Dragoon Saga - Play it Now! Giving you a taste of life in a far-future science-fantasy world of bio-dragons and airships: Sega Saturn Magazine in May 1998. I still had a Saturn then alongside a PlayStation; this and Shining Force III were the last two new games I bought for it. 1012723
Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Woman's wedding rehearsal is rudely interrupted 000
Reposted by NeebJacob the Weeb @weebservations.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry did a wonderful interview with the Academy Museum before he passed that all his fans should see. While I understand why he hid away from the world after his stroke, we’re so blessed that he did come back to share a few more laughs before the end. Forever one of my favorite actors. ♥️youtu.beTim Curry Breaks Down His Most Iconic RolesYouTube video by The Academy 9852421147
Reposted by Neeb🖤🩶🤍Hunter B💛🩷💜 @hntrgurl13.bsky.social · 26/08/2026God probably: “I want you to kill Donnie the Conman” Grim Reaper: *brings Dolly Parton* God: “No no. The guy from the hotel in Home Alone 2.” Grim Reaper: *brings Tim Curry* God: “OH MY ME FUCKING STOP!” 637198
Reposted by NeebCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Count Binface meets the press: GERMANY 231529219
Reposted by NeebQueen Gwenevere @queengwenevere.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Artist (after rinsing brush in glass): wait which glass was that, was that the paint water, please tell me that was the paint water, which of these was tea, THEY’RE BOTH BROWN NOW 422624
Reposted by NeebDr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty British cook or baker: for goodness sake, why can’t you give quantities for dry ingredients by weight? 411124182
Reposted by Neebdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i object to this framing. we haven't even heard the cat's side of the story 29831117
Reposted by NeebКоты оборомоты @tailsandwhiskers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026В этом доме все коты почему-то писклявее кошек, но Спорк - чемпион. - All male cats in our house have higher voices than ladies, but Spork is the squeek champion. 2539
Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Signed, with the following caveat: Simon Baron-Cohen is not someone to be held in high esteem, given that the autistic community hates him for relentlessly trying to find a way to wipe us out. He's right about autistic people's higher suicide rates, but, y'know, broken clocks 022
Reposted by NeebChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15/08/2026@existennialmemes.bsky.social 111642
Reposted by NeebJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Ironically that alert just made me drop my portable bbq onto my firework collection 12584125
Reposted by NeebNemesisDType @nemesisdtype.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Everyone in the UK getting the government alert on their phone. 43710
Reposted by Neebmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Tom Clancy was a load bearing pillar of American male literacy 4152741
Reposted by NeebNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When trans people told you what the likes of Stock were doing wouldn't just stop at them, this is what they meant. 11387149
Reposted by NeebRich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Rod Liddle was very much like Marmite, in that you wouldn’t want him on your television screen, radio, or newspaper. 241166204
Reposted by NeebLilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Panzer Dragoon Sagastatic.klipy.comNe-RaiAlt: Ne-Rai 1232
Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. [N.B not sure if Muppets might have been acquired by Disney at that point but let's say they haven't]static.klipy.comTim Curry as Laughing Long John SilverAlt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver laughing in Muppet Treasure Island. He wears a black tricorn with a black feather and a red coat 130
Reposted by NeebCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 31/07/2026✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton 13553701208
Reposted by NeebChris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Scrap Net Zero and Embrace Mediterranean Lifestatic.klipy.comMad Max Guitar Guy's Desert PerformanceALT: Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance 812930
Reposted by NeebMrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Millennials waiting for Jared Leto to be held accountable for his actions:static.klipy.comMan's Face Aging Over TimeALT: Man's Face Aging Over Time 2555
Reposted by NeebCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface 11188462999
Reposted by NeebFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out 4643041438
Reposted by NeebAdam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026STOP TRYING TO MAKE ROBBIE WILLIAMS A THING IN AMERICA. We didn't watch the chimp movie. Come on. Stop it. 6372
Reposted by Neebbadly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My bedroom is so hot I can't think of a version of this 0151
Reposted by NeebTamara Bumps in the night @moiness.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My bedroom is so hot my clock looks like Dali painted it. 0121
Reposted by NeebIan Kikuchi @curatorian.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It is hilarious to hear harrumphing about transparency when the only way that Count Binface could achieve transparency would be by regenerating as Baron Whicker Wastepaper Basket. 0604
Reposted by NeebChronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Help. I'm conscious. 1529
Reposted by NeebRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"Do you think anyone is going to recognize us?" "Don't worry. We're wearing dark glasses." "You're right. We're practically invisible." 1504199492
Reposted by NeebRob Klippel @robklippel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Kurt Vonnegut's advice to high schoolers: “Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction... no matter how well or badly, not to get money and fame, but to experience BECOMING, to find out what’s inside you, to MAKE YOUR SOUL GROW.” 36727155
Reposted by NeebCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 29/06/2026BINFACE NEWS! To those humans asking where you can see me in the flesh: I don't have flesh, but after my Makerfield triumph I'm having a (Moral) Victory Rally at the Museum of Comedy, London on Thurs 9th July. 20:30. Come get some space, satire and sanity! www.museumofcomedy.com/count-binfac... 225532
Neeb @neebart.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Perfectionism + executive dysfunction + heatwave = delay #makeaterriblecomicday2026 031
Reposted by NeebTiernan Blanchard is in SPOOKY MODE @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Fine, you asked for it #MakeATerribleComicDay2026 Here are the limits of my artistic ability, laid bare makeaterriblecomicday.com 3469
Reposted by Neebsarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Notes app #makeaterriblecomicday2026 316932
Reposted by NeebKeezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 24/06/2026#makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026 21225168
Reposted by NeebRobin SPOOKS! @assumptionprime.bsky.social · 25/06/2025sorry gang, I tried #makeaterriblecomicday2025 950281