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Neal

@nealkaplan.bsky.social
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Technical writer but now a manager who you’d think would have more interesting opinions about the tech industry after this many years. Also cats. He/him

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Major yn Englisshe: • focused readinge & writinge prepare you for anythinge • research, communicacioun, creativitye, and interpretacioun will be needed for careers not even invented yet • meaningful engagement wyth big ideas and textes that will staye wyth you forevir • it ys awesome • books!
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
And I always thought they called it an X-wing because of the shape
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Remember: if it’s in the Midwest, it’s New Jefst!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Remember that NASA was only able to *start* because the rich were being taxed at 90+% marginal rates. Now, *you* pay a greater percent of your income as taxes than any billionaire. You're just not gonna get NASA back without billionaires paying taxes again.
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
My “I did not shoot the deputy” t-shirt…
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
That’s exactly what the heavily indebted children will do. Which also solves the problem of caring for the elderly. Win-win!
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LastQuake @lastquake.emsc.eu · 01/07/2025
#Earthquake (#sismo) possibly felt 26 sec ago in #California. Felt it? Tell us via: 📱https://m.emsc.eu/#app 🌐https://m.emsc.eu 🖥https://www.emsc-csem.org ⚠ Automatic crowdsourced detection, not seismically verified yet. More info soon!
From EMSC
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I took a picture of this cat on the job, patrolling a neighborhood park
A brown cat with stripes outlined by the sun (not visible), sitting outside on tanbark next to a shed
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
You grew up in a Hunter S. Thompson book?
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 14/05/2025
The bar is high, but this might be the most batshit insane thing I’ve ever seen in the AWS documentation. “To find the address of the facility, google it.”
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Terminal facility physical address

The physical address for the Data Transfer Terminal facility will not be provided. Instead, the Process owner and Data transfer specialists specified in the reservation will receive an email with the searchable public name of the Data Transfer Terminal facility. AWS Data Transfer Terminal uses the same location identification system as AWS Direct Connect so you can search for the public name on the internet to locate the Data Transfer Terminal facility. If you do not have an email with this information, confirm with your AWS Data Transfer Terminal account manager that you are included in the Transfer team and that your email information is correct.
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
They’re definitely big! Taken today at Yellowstone, from behind a fence as a group of them lounged by one of the hot pools.
A bison sitting on dirt, body facing away from the viewer but head turned to look back at the viewer. It’s a very large animal.
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Ann Jacobs @annjacobsmke.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Let's discuss the *actual* charges against Judge Hannah Dugan using the Complaint against her. tl;dr - she sent the man in question into the public hallway where agents there to arrest him watched him walk by and did nothing. 1/ storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Dr. Rebecca J. Epstein-Levi @rjelevi.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Yes, this is all about phones and the vices they supposedly inculcate, and has nothing to do with the fact that K-12 education has been forced to teach to tests for decades and constant messaging that the humanities are useless indulgences.
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 26/03/2025
Nobody who thinks empathy is a weakness should be a parent, or go anywhere near government
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“We can’t even do some eugenics for tax reasons” is certainly a take.
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Timothy Caulfield @caulfieldtim.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Q: How evil do you have to be to cut a Dolly book program? A: Pretty f*cking evil. Solution: Dolly for Prez! Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton... cc @drjengunter.bsky.social
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Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library
The country singer started the “Imagination Library” nearly 30 years ago to encourage early literacy.
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 26/01/2025
America has plenty of territory and the urge to empire is maybe the most reprehensible urge there is, the provence of wretched men who mistakenly fancy themselves magnificent. Those who desire conquest should be condemned and shamed.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 25/01/2025
It's not that money is bad, it's that it should not accumulate in stagnant pools and it must not be allowed to control the means of production or levers of government, because then it becomes a high score in a game where the points are also the cards you play.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 20/01/2025
When I look at the fear this man thrives on. What he wants to project and sow onto so many. The fear and anger that his supporters want to sow into everyone, I immediately relax. They want fear. More fear. Fear keeps people under control. And I won’t be under their control
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Flo Mask @flomask.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Every superhero has an origin story. Designing a better mask due to California wildfires was ours. Today, we're supporting our community in SoCal by offering @flomask.bsky.social at cost with discount code CaliStrong30. Please help us spread the word.
Image of adult and kids Flo Masks with the line "Supporting our Community 30% off Discount Code CaliStrong30"
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ok, fine, I wrote about what is apparently going to be the dominant issue of American politics for the foreseeable future. God help us all.
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The Second Time as Farce: Imperialism in the 21st Century
Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce. – Karl Marx, &#82…
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
🧵On the Broligarchs' Hostile Takeover of the US Government And why this is the logical endpoint of 40+ years of marinating American minds in the anti-democratic dogma of "everything should be run like a business." We're citizens, not customers; firms exist to produce profits, not public goods.1/x
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Cozy Caturday
A white sphynx cat with blue eyes on a bed, her head and one ear just poking out from underneath a blanket
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
(Tiny Tim voice) God bless us, everyone. defector.com/the-2024-hat...
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The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[walks out to greet you as you pull into my circular driveway] There you are! Oh my goodness, look at you! You look so festive! Why don’t you leave your bags in the breezeway for now and come on in? A...
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Pitch Black Manor @pitchblackmanor.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Not gonna be sharing any "wraps" for the years but we will share our Bandcamp. This is where it matters. This is where bands benefit. This is where fan support counts. The only streams that matter are the streams of dollars that directly flow to the artists. Wrap that! pitchblackmanor.bandcamp.com
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Pitch Black Manor
Reanimated after 25 years. We're the right creeps for you! Merch: pitch-black-manor.creator-spring.com/
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I wrote about the societal diseases of billionairism and narcissism that our country is suffering to a terminal degree, the reasons why building communities is the most effective treatment for it, and what that means for The Reframe. www.the-reframe.com/we-cant-affo...
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We Can't Afford Billionaires
Fighting back against a grotesque perversion of our shared humanity; doing so by building community in a nation built to accommodate community-destroying narcissists. Read to the end for an invitation...
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
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kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 13/11/2024
I’ve been saying this since forever! Running from values and abandoning the most vulnerable in our communities won’t be the win folks try to paint it to be. If this election taught us nothing else, it should be this. Lean into values harder!
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Jared Hutchins @pablohutch.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I teach a class on data science here at Illinois and during the seminar I host a competition for the class called "The Hunt for the Worst Data Visualization." This was my most popular post on Xitter, so reproducing some of the best submissions from previous years here:
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
This was the motto of every allegedly responsible institution in this nation when confronted with the task of applying the clear rule of law to Trump for the past eight years.
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Because “Manifest Destiny” just sounds cooler and less judgy?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Final pre-election thoughts from yours truly. youtu.be/KoTLbN3WUJY
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‘No matter who wins’: Chris Hayes shares final thoughts before Election Day
YouTube video by MSNBC
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
“We have to reduce spending to live within our means,” quoth the billionaire.
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Musk asks voters to brace for 'hardship' from spending cuts in potential Trump Cabinet role
Donald Trump wants the Tesla and SpaceX CEO, who himself has taken in billions from federal contracts, to oversee “efficiency” efforts for the government.
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Just imagine the bidding war for that last potato
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 23/10/2024
I have long thought that these elections will answer an old question: does democracy serve people or billionaires? I fear that we are already stuck, on a global scale, in a dystopia that sci-fi has already warned us about many times. My kids deserve better. I deserve better.
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
“I was staunchly pro-choice”
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: A gif of Ron Burgundy saying “I don’t believe you.”
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Looks like Helen was, too.
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
“You could maybe give it a budget.” Better yet, just give it access to all my accounts and surprise me!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
i am in hysterics
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u/itsJoeJoeyJoseph • 18h
Built my first home at age 30. Designed the kitchen myself and completed it with my dad who owns a cabinet shop. The kitchen is my absolute favorite part.the cabinets are bad. all of it's bad
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Love the completely random light placement. But how did they miss the obvious need for a chandelier?
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Little Timmy Frankenstein surfing the net
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Big Lighting has agents everywhere
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
“So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time…”
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
That’s what editors are for!
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Pete KGT @pkgt.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Now you made me imagine pumpkin spice scampi.
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Neal @nealkaplan.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
I finished it last night, too. It’s so much fun and the cast is so damn good.
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