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Neal M𓅃

@nealdm86.bsky.social
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Poor man's comedian; will make you laugh not always on purpose. GeoEnvironmentalist/ Author: Devil On Sea. @kaysar@mastodonapp.uk. Barbigerous. #Ally he/him Cis

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
On a train with "kids" sat a few seats down discussing music. One says "my taste is divorced dad" and then lists Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and all my childhood bands and I haven't stopped crying since.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Naan and before you come at me saying it'll be floppy; nowhere in the question does it say the bread is fresh.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
In this unprecedented heat wave please spare a moment to think of all the animals that can't sweat to keep cool; dogs, cats, Andrew Mounbatten-Windsor, snakes, and birds.
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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Did YOU spent 20+ hours of your weekend watching game showcases? No? I can hardly blame you. Here are 34 games that stood out to me from the series of broadcasts around Summer Game Fest. I could easily have picked 50 but I was starting to lose my grip by the end of the PC Gaming Show
theguardian.com
Summer Game Fest highlights: 34 new video games to look out for, from Alien Isolation to Crazy Taxi
Hundreds of video games were shown at June’s annual bonanza. After watching more than 15 hours of showcases, our video games editor picks the highlights
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The Ghost Of Titsmas Future @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 21/05/2026
if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to
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Esse House UK @essehouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If you see radar keys and disabled toilets being mentioned - bring up our names and post this link in the replies: Www.essehouse.co.uk/pee-in-peace-program
essehouse.co.uk
Esse House UK
Esse House UK offers accessible toilet keys through the Pee in Peace Program, supporting trans rights and community needs.
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If anyone is feeling overwhelmed at the moment and needs a break, consider coming to an EsseCamp... The mixture of nature, community and distraction is likely just what you need. essehouse.co.uk/about-essecamp
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Stupid policy that is going to harm quite literally everyone. From trans people being excluded, cis men and women who don't "look cis enough", disabled people having less access, to businesses having to implement more toilets. All so bigots can feel powerful. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confirms
The guidance was published on Thursday following the landmark Supreme Court ruling last year.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Petition to change enshitification to Xification
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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
COMPETITION TIME! You could win the first 4 prints from my monthly Snail Meow Print Club. (Plus cat bung hole sticker) RT + follow to enter — winner picked Thursday at 2pm. Or just join the club here: less than a tenner with FREE worldwide postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I was going to say there are no good omens here until I read the final one
Screenshot of Trending (on Bsky)
1. Wes Streeting
2. Keir Starmer
3. Nigel Farage
4. Good Omens
5. Scottish Independence
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My main hope is that all of this - the election failings, the calls for Starmer to resign, the "allies" of Streeting urging him to challenge - is just so Wes resigns and then everyone pretends they never had his back in the first place and we continue on as "normal".
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newssss from the kingdomsss Kathleen Stock: terrible bone-chilling news, dark lord!! Rowling: sspeak Stock: well, you know the holyrood? Rowling: Rowling: the what
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/05/2026
Starmer in the "we're just trying to find the guy who did it" Hotdog costume meme
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What have you seen in a tree that is perfectly acceptable in a tree but you never thought would be? Yesterday, I saw a peahen preening itself on a tree branch ~20ft off the ground. Watched it "fly", cumbersomely, to the ground too.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy May 4th! I’m your one-stop shop for all your Star Wars needs—prints, tees, mugs, greeting cards. Use THEFORCE for 15% off all Star Wars prints. www.infinitebacon.com If you could plz share this tweet to help me reach new customers on this holiest of days, I’d really appreciate it. Toks x
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
And using that as motivation to be a better person and partner, right? Be a better person and partner?
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
River Spirit heading for a bath to be drawn by Sen
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
HEY. I'm doing another raffle. Tickets are just £2 each You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. All the money raised is going on books for two amazing schools Details HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex... PLEASE REPOST.
Ten books, all signed by the authors. This is the prize for winning the raffle. 

Authors include Val McDermid, George Saunders, Bradley Wiggins, Kate Mosse, Rebecca Lucy Taylor (Self Esteem), Mary Beard, Colm Toibin, Rev Richard Coles, Niall Harbison, and me!
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Stephen Canning @normalsteve.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Come see me be funny.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
4) Accidentally pick up their CD in HMV because they were put in the location of a band you like and there was a giant price sticker covering their name and picture
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Chance Card: Bank bailout! Everyone loses a property to the bank and has to hand over $1,000 each. Any property sales to fund the $1,000 are at 1/2 face value. In two turns time, when the banks are back profitable, nothing is returned to the players.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Me *stood next to a man in a small queue outside whilst the police clean up the crime scene*: More like inconvenience store, amiright?
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Holy fuck its about to get cold in the next hour!
Photo of my phone lock screen
The weather app has 8 degrees at 8am -63 degrees at 9am, -72 at 10am, then 1 degree at 11am
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Miriam Cosic @miriamcosic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This 1990 speech by Carl Sagan is timely times two: #war #climate
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
New reason to call in sick just dropped
Post from IGN
Reads "New scientific study concludes "post-game depression" is real.
With a link to the study
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
More amazing #buyastrangerabook day action. @nealdm86.bsky.social is offering to buy one lucky person a copy of Fifth Season by N K Jemisin. If this is something you're after, get in touch! UK only
Fifth Season. 

THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS . . .

FOR THE LAST TIME. IT STARTS WITH THE GREAT RED RIFT across the heart of the world's sole continent, spewing ash that blots out the sun. IT STARTS WITH DEATH, with a murdered son and a missing daughter.

IT STARTS WITH BETRAYAL, and long dormant wounds rising up to fester. This is the Stillness, a land long familiar with catastrophe, where the power of the earth is wielded as a weapon. And where there is no mercy.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
In my DnD group I have been entrusted with our sending stone which can send / receive one message every 24 hours to HQ (or others with a sending stone). So far I have sent messages saying: Hi K How are you? Did you have a nice weekend? I am now no longer entrusted with our sending stone.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'd make them a nice meal, just the two of us, and a couple of bottles of wine. We'd then go through their ex's Instagram and laugh about how sad they now look without them. The Straits would then break down and after a good cry (and more wine) we'd set the world to rights.
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Keep your options open and enable yourself to safely negotiate any scenario, be it social or professional. Get a key. 🔑 They will be sent for free if you need them to be.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"Bank notes are able to tell a story about our nation" the hedge fund manager says to his mates crammed into the toilet cubicle, quoting Conservative Harriett Baldwin from Question Time, and snorting cocaine through a rolled up £5 he continues, "and the radical left are disrespecting our country!"
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 12/03/2026
“She’s the exception, I am the rule.” Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If you're not following @essehouse.bsky.social, as a trans person in the UK, then you are missing out on loads of support and opportunities. Join, support and spread the word about the community-ran initiative thats making a real-world difference.
At Esse House UK, our mission is to improve the lived experience of trans and non-binary people in the UK by assisting individuals to access essential services with dignity and respect; and by  providing opportunities, community and support in their everyday lives.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
-1 stability
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"Hey kids, I see you're gambling with dice. Want to know a sure fire bet I do with guaranteed returns? I bet on Jesus Christ and won a lifetime of rewards in H-E-aven. Come, put those dice down and read this book with me for awhile and I guarantee you, you won't be rolling snake eyes no more."
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Wanna volunteer to help out this summer? We will house and feed you for your entire stay, and can even help toward travel costs - in return for a few hours work each day you essentially have a free holiday on Scotlands beautiful west coast, just an hour from Glasgow. essehouse.co.uk/working-holi...
essehouse.co.uk
Esse House UK
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
"I'd give it five minutes. I proper pebble-dashed the bowl in there"
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GreenPartyHan @greenpartyhan.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Grew up watching a Trans woman win Big Brother, hearing music with lyrics that celebrated Trans people, seeing folk flourish as themselves. Now we’re going backwards I will ALWAYS stand against the politicisation and degradation of human rights. Solidarity to our Trans family 🏳️‍⚧️ 💪🏻
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Lee Savage @leesavage.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hello darkness my old friend...
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Kids these days. Always on their phones. Getting caught up in Muslim sectarianism. Check in on your kids. Check in on Matt. Are they doing something harmful to themselves or others like standing in the next general election after being rinsed at a by election? The kids are not okay.
Screenshot of Matt Goodwin's twitter post. Picture of Matt Goodwin on his phone. Accompanying text reads:
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"We are losing our country. A dangerous Muslim sectarianism has emerged. We have only one general election left to save Britain. Vote Reform every change you get. I will continue the fight. I will always fight for you. I will stand at the next general election. Matt.""
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Matt Goodwin? More like Matt Alsoran.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
OMG guys! Have you seen what happens to GDP if humans go extinct?! Better invest more natural resources in AI data centres so we can get that sweet sweet 0.2% boosted GDP growth.
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Now I've picked what I want*, a share for everyone else to have some wonderful art in their home! *can probably just about justify to the family
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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Finally making F2, baby!
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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Last call to join me at Waterstones in Glasgow on Thursday for the launch of Super Nintendo! London is also sold out but there are tickets available for Edinburgh, Brighton, St Andrews and Manchester linktr.ee/super_nintendo
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Super Nintendo | Linktree
By Keza MacDonald 👾 Loading February 2026
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Keir Starmer says goodbye to Morgan McSweeney 💔
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