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As a reformed unlicensed software user, and someone who was once murdered, I'm devastated to see you consider unlicensed software use a smaller crime compared to murder. I know which one impacted my life the most and it isn't the one you'd think.

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fine art prints for the season of 🍂 spooktivity 🍂 and much more available on www.ciaraioch.com/artprints - if you're in the market for some Irish Human-Made Art, please take a look, I have children* to feed. *Alright, crows.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

On a train with "kids" sat a few seats down discussing music. One says "my taste is divorced dad" and then lists Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and all my childhood bands and I haven't stopped crying since.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Naan and before you come at me saying it'll be floppy; nowhere in the question does it say the bread is fresh.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

In this unprecedented heat wave please spare a moment to think of all the animals that can't sweat to keep cool; dogs, cats, Andrew Mounbatten-Windsor, snakes, and birds.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I was actually #1 dad for about 15 minutes when there was an issue with the server and there were no other dads in the lobby. I'm currently back unranked but I did manage to get a screenshot so I have that; if nothing else

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

He's here to work a game of football

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Perhaps, if a player scores, they could go around to every other player and apologise. And if anyone is still hurt and upset, they should be allowed to score a goal (and then too apologise to everyone). Injury time would be longer but we should include for injured feelings, not just injured bodies.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

They tried this in the 1977 world cup but during the picnic, a couple of the players decided to have a kick about. Where England won the picnic kick about 4-2, they lost to Germany on penalties in the actual match. So overall it was a draw, no-one went through, and the World Cup was abandoned.

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Keza MacDonald @mackeza.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Did YOU spent 20+ hours of your weekend watching game showcases? No? I can hardly blame you. Here are 34 games that stood out to me from the series of broadcasts around Summer Game Fest. I could easily have picked 50 but I was starting to lose my grip by the end of the PC Gaming Show

theguardian.com

Summer Game Fest highlights: 34 new video games to look out for, from Alien Isolation to Crazy Taxi

Hundreds of video games were shown at June’s annual bonanza. After watching more than 15 hours of showcases, our video games editor picks the highlights

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favorite slime girl @antinoe.prettyfem.me · 21/05/2026

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

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Esse House UK @essehouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

If you see radar keys and disabled toilets being mentioned - bring up our names and post this link in the replies: Www.essehouse.co.uk/pee-in-peace-program

essehouse.co.uk

Esse House UK

Esse House UK offers accessible toilet keys through the Pee in Peace Program, supporting trans rights and community needs.

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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

If anyone is feeling overwhelmed at the moment and needs a break, consider coming to an EsseCamp... The mixture of nature, community and distraction is likely just what you need. essehouse.co.uk/about-essecamp

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Businesses to benefit. There's no obligation to pass any savings on to families

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Stupid policy that is going to harm quite literally everyone. From trans people being excluded, cis men and women who don't "look cis enough", disabled people having less access, to businesses having to implement more toilets. All so bigots can feel powerful. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confirms

The guidance was published on Thursday following the landmark Supreme Court ruling last year.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Petition to change enshitification to Xification

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

At least *our* algae isn't covered in chlorine!

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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

COMPETITION TIME! You could win the first 4 prints from my monthly Snail Meow Print Club. (Plus cat bung hole sticker) RT + follow to enter — winner picked Thursday at 2pm. Or just join the club here: less than a tenner with FREE worldwide postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I was going to say there are no good omens here until I read the final one

Screenshot of Trending (on Bsky)
1. Wes Streeting
2. Keir Starmer
3. Nigel Farage
4. Good Omens
5. Scottish Independence

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My main hope is that all of this - the election failings, the calls for Starmer to resign, the "allies" of Streeting urging him to challenge - is just so Wes resigns and then everyone pretends they never had his back in the first place and we continue on as "normal".

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: what newssss from the kingdomsss Kathleen Stock: terrible bone-chilling news, dark lord!! Rowling: sspeak Stock: well, you know the holyrood? Rowling: Rowling: the what

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

What have you seen in a tree that is perfectly acceptable in a tree but you never thought would be? Yesterday, I saw a peahen preening itself on a tree branch ~20ft off the ground. Watched it "fly", cumbersomely, to the ground too.

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Happy May 4th! I’m your one-stop shop for all your Star Wars needs—prints, tees, mugs, greeting cards. Use THEFORCE for 15% off all Star Wars prints. www.infinitebacon.com If you could plz share this tweet to help me reach new customers on this holiest of days, I’d really appreciate it. Toks x

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

And using that as motivation to be a better person and partner, right? Be a better person and partner?

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

River Spirit heading for a bath to be drawn by Sen

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

HEY. I'm doing another raffle. Tickets are just £2 each You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. All the money raised is going on books for two amazing schools Details HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-ex... PLEASE REPOST.

Ten books, all signed by the authors. This is the prize for winning the raffle.

Authors include Val McDermid, George Saunders, Bradley Wiggins, Kate Mosse, Rebecca Lucy Taylor (Self Esteem), Mary Beard, Colm Toibin, Rev Richard Coles, Niall Harbison, and me!

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Whilst giving him the sack Of extremely volatile TNT to hold

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Stephen Canning @normalsteve.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Come see me be funny.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

4) Accidentally pick up their CD in HMV because they were put in the location of a band you like and there was a giant price sticker covering their name and picture

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

My 14yr old daughter would love a factual space science book if there is one you'd recommend / offer?

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Chance Card: Bank bailout! Everyone loses a property to the bank and has to hand over $1,000 each. Any property sales to fund the $1,000 are at 1/2 face value. In two turns time, when the banks are back profitable, nothing is returned to the players.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Seen a few, including crayons, up here in Scotland. Always near a school and always loved seeing them.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Me *stood next to a man in a small queue outside whilst the police clean up the crime scene*: More like inconvenience store, amiright?

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Holy fuck its about to get cold in the next hour!

Photo of my phone lock screen
The weather app has 8 degrees at 8am -63 degrees at 9am, -72 at 10am, then 1 degree at 11am

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Miriam Cosic @miriamcosic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

This 1990 speech by Carl Sagan is timely times two: #war #climate

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

New reason to call in sick just dropped

Post from IGN
Reads "New scientific study concludes "post-game depression" is real.
With a link to the study

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

More amazing #buyastrangerabook day action. @nealdm86.bsky.social is offering to buy one lucky person a copy of Fifth Season by N K Jemisin. If this is something you're after, get in touch! UK only

Fifth Season.

THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS . . .

FOR THE LAST TIME. IT STARTS WITH THE GREAT RED RIFT across the heart of the world's sole continent, spewing ash that blots out the sun. IT STARTS WITH DEATH, with a murdered son and a missing daughter.

IT STARTS WITH BETRAYAL, and long dormant wounds rising up to fester. This is the Stillness, a land long familiar with catastrophe, where the power of the earth is wielded as a weapon. And where there is no mercy.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Thanks dad, remind me again, why did you install the stairs into the front window again?

AI slope image showing stairs going into windows

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

In my DnD group I have been entrusted with our sending stone which can send / receive one message every 24 hours to HQ (or others with a sending stone). So far I have sent messages saying: Hi K How are you? Did you have a nice weekend? I am now no longer entrusted with our sending stone.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I'd make them a nice meal, just the two of us, and a couple of bottles of wine. We'd then go through their ex's Instagram and laugh about how sad they now look without them. The Straits would then break down and after a good cry (and more wine) we'd set the world to rights.

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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Keep your options open and enable yourself to safely negotiate any scenario, be it social or professional. Get a key. 🔑 They will be sent for free if you need them to be.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

In the late 90's, he didn't hold a door open for someone, and it almost closed before they got there, meaning they nearly caught their fingers in the doors as they tried to keep it open. The monster didn't even look back.

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"Bank notes are able to tell a story about our nation" the hedge fund manager says to his mates crammed into the toilet cubicle, quoting Conservative Harriett Baldwin from Question Time, and snorting cocaine through a rolled up £5 he continues, "and the radical left are disrespecting our country!"

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Neal M𓅃 @nealdm86.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Use it once Go through all the mistakes the AI made and list them Send an email up the chain showing how long it took you above your normal input to a project Ask who is liable if mistakes the AI makes gets through to the client / accident occurs Don't use again

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